A miracle isn’t one big event you’re waiting to happen. You witness a million little ones every day without even realizing it. Making a hundred friends is not a miracle. The miracle is to make a single friend who will stand by your side even when hundreds are against you.
Don’t wait for a miracle, be a miracle. Miracles are always waiting to be found. Don’t sit and wait. Get up and find your miracle. People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church. I’m a Project Manager, not a miracle worker but I see how I could have confused you.
Behind every fear, there’s a miracle waiting. Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to. The funny thing about miracles is that they happen every day. Staying in love for more than 5 years is almost impossible. Staying in love with the same person for the rest of your life is a miracle.
Many people are alive but don’t touch the miracle of being alive. Cupcakes are muffins that believe in miracles. People at work often call me a miracle worker, because it takes a miracle to get me to do something. A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.
It is possible that a miracle was not something that happened to you, but rather something that didn’t. A gentle word, a kind look, and a good-natured smile can work wonders and accomplish miracles. I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
Miracles are like meatballs because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear. If it’s free, it’s advice; if you can pay for it, it’s counselling; if you can use either one, it’s a miracle. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
A miracle is coming especially for you this weekend. Type “YES” to receive. (The last three people who got this message and didn’t type yes died on the spot)
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True Mr Gottfried
Be THE Miracle
tHe All Volunteer
Guardian Angel or Guardians
of the Galaxies or Super Heroes
Who Only Serve Others With Dance And Song
Leaving
THeir
Weapons
Buried in the Sand
iNDeeD Rise as the
Grain of Sand Holding
Up Mountains oF Human LoVE iN Peace
Until They
Wing it
And
Fly Away
Always A New
Mountain to Create
With SMiLes of Honor Integrity
Honesty Trust iN Lasting Loyalty
Till the Beginning of Never End Now…
Truth
iN
LiGHT
Staycation
Freedom For NoW
LoVE iN Peace Rules the Breath..:)
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I’m trying to work miracles 😌
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SMiLes Mr Gottfried
You Welcome
All into Your
Home And
Bring Joy
To All in
Humor
You Bring Free
Never Asking
For Anything
Or Trying To
Sell
A Self
Published
Book
Only Buttering
Folks Up to Make
“Bread” Hehe
i Travel
With Empty
Pockets You
Are “JeSuS”
Enough To
me
A Miracle
Worker
iN Play
That Makes
What You Do
For
Real
With
SMiLes
You Are A Real
Man “These Days”
That’s
Miracle
Enough
True
Just Being
Doing Human 👼 😇
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Human enough 😁
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“Human enough 😁”
True Story Mr Gottfried
Back in the Dead Zone Days
of 66 Months my Rich Uncle Who
Lives on the Emerald Gulf Coast Pointed
At The Beach
And Said It Could
(Yeah Sure Sure Worse
Than Enduring the Worst
Pain Known to Humankind
From Wake to Sleep No Drug
Would Touch Type Two Trigeminal
Neuralgia Plus A Synergy of Life Threat
in 18 Other Mostly Chronic to Acute Work-
Related
Stress
Disorders
For 66 Months
Yet as Usual i Digress
Parenthetically AS Such Longer
As That Pain and Numb i Endured
is Literally Impossible to Fully Understand
Unless
Ya
Actually
Just Go to
HeLL ON EartH For Real)
Be Worse Yes That i Could
Be That Sea Gull Up Their
Only Eating Raw Fish
Yep From then on
i Was Determined
To Fly on Terrestrial Land
Mission Accomplished and Not
Even Impossible
at All
Just
Balance…
Other than
That Sushi
is Okay i Guess too…
Yet Quite Honestly i Rather
Fly
For Real
Just Floating
On Terrestrial
Land in Spirals
Like the Milky Way Dancing
About an Inch off the Ground
Without Even Any Knee Pain Hehe…
So Many Folks Come up to me and ask
How i Defy Gravity Like That It’s Practically
A Miracle
Yet Not Unlike
Michael Jackson
And His ‘Moon Walk’
It Took Over A Decade
Still Improving Doing ‘The Milky Way’
NoW
on
EartH
For Real
As Above
So Below
Within Inside
Outside and All Around
Secrets in Plain Sight for
Those With Eyes and Ears
to See Deeper than Only Organs of Both
If i Could Feed one
Teaspoon of That Yes This
Experience to Billionaires
Even Coming Trillionaires like
Elon Musk They’d Lose all Desire
To Buy
Votes
And Go to Mars Hehe
They’d Give SMiLes Away for the Rest of Forever Now New
It May Start Out Dancing as A Devil in the Pale Moonlight
Yet the
Next
Move
Will Become
Forever Now New
One With all that is…
Yep ‘Father And i Are One’
More Specifically my Home the Milky
Way and the Rest oF It Moving RePoSinG Spiraling in Synch
And All that Other Holy and Sacred Text Jazz too hehe…
That at Essence
is Basically
Similar
Cross-Culturally
GlobAlly-Wide for
Those Who Have the
Miracle and Magic EYes
And Ears to Truly See and Hear
Be And
Do
i Am
All Free…
Naked Enough
Whole Complete For Real…
Worth More Than A Trillionaire
Would Even Be Able to Count on Mars…
i’MPOSSiBLE
to
Buy
With SMiLes…
Hehe i Saw Elon Musk
Try to Jump And Take
FLiGHT Next to the ‘Orange Bad Man’
That’s Not How Ya Do IT Ya Become New
FRiEnDS With Gravity Now Not Enemies of Balance..:)
-Yoda, et al.
PS: May ‘The Force’
This Real Miracle and
MaGiC Also Be With You..:)
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Soon 🔜
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Yes, this was amusing. 😉
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Glad you enjoyed it 🤗
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You’re welcome ☺️
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Good friends are indeed a miracle because they constantly choose you.
Wholesome and funny read ❤️
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Thanks sweetie ❤️
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YES to a good read
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Haha, that’s the spirit!
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Yes😂
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You no go type YES ke 🤣
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Cheers to an awesome read 🥂 😊
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Thanks Lily
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Another great post with more than one laugh!😄 So many truths in between the humor – I enjoy your writing!
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Thank you, I’m honored really!
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Nah this was fun to read 😂😭
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Hehe, thanks mate!
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Yes oo 😂😂
It was a good read, weldone 🥰
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Thank you!!!!
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Miracle is an event that is accompanied by your faith.
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Believe and receive
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