Clowning

~ Gottfried

If you surround yourself with clowns, don’t be surprised when your life resembles a circus. I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine. Being a funny person makes you feel that you mustn’t get serious with people. They don’t expect it from you. 

A wise man can play the part of a clown, but a clown can’t play the part of a wise man. The minute you make people laugh, you get them to listen. Never argue with a clown because a clown has more tricks and foolery. It’s important to always deal with people that have a sense of shame. 

Only clowns try to find love online. We might be two clowns in a dating app, how about turning it into a love circus? Love means having to say you’re sorry every fifteen minutes. Having self worth is not more important than being publicly recognized as a finished man. 

When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn’t become king. The palace becomes a circus. Why did the clown go to see the doctor? He was feeling funny. What do you get when you boil a clown? Laughing stock. I managed to resuscitate a clown the other day. He’s now on laugh support. 

You can’t make everyone happy. You are not a clown. This chick I met last week says she wants a guy who is ‘funny and spontaneous’, yet when I tap on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it’s all panic and screaming. She wasn’t the brightest. 

No clowns are funny. That is the whole purpose of a clown. People laugh at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The point of clowns is that after watching them, anything else that happens seems enjoyable. Recorded history’s largest gathering of clowns?

Manchester United Football Club

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22 thoughts on “Clowning”

  1. “Fred the Red” A Devil Clown
    And Mascot for the ‘Manchester

    United Football Club’ Pulls in

    The United Kingdom Equivalent
    In Pounds of 90,000 US Dollars

    Not a Bad Draw at All For A Devil
    Clown Mascot Mr Gottfried Yet Over

    Here in the USA Over Half of Folks Making
    150,000 USD Live Pay Check to Pay Check

    Oh Lord and the
    Cost of Living in the
    United Kingdom is
    Higher than the

    United States
    NotWithStanding

    Free Healthcare of
    Course that Can Will and
    Does Eat Up Tens of Thousands

    of Dollars if the Employment Doesn’t
    Pay the Way Anyway No Circus Would Allow

    me to Join
    So i Went Out
    All on my Own

    Don’t Need to Paint
    my Face Orange or Spray
    Paint my Hair Blonde True Just

    Naked Enough Whole Complete A Silly
    Little Human Being Who Escaped Hell for 66

    Months And Lives Within in Heaven of Free Dance
    And Song Giving Sharing Caring Healing Free SMiLes

    With as Much
    Respect and

    Least Harm New

    I’m Able to Generate
    in over 135 Months Now

    True THere is ReD iN FReD

    And Also True ‘Red’ in ‘Hell Boy’
    the Comic Series Didn’t Start His

    Super Hero Journey All Horned and Red
    As Such Until He Turned 53 Years of Age

    Aging Very Slowly

    In Hell Before That

    Suspended YeS in All
    Is Time in a Thousand
    Years of Every Second

    Hehe TRusT me i Am
    Way Older than I Look

    Thousands of Years in
    Seconds of FRoZeN SouL Before

    IN
    HELL
    FOR REAL

    People Just Can’t Seem to Understand
    Real Hell and Heaven is Within Like Luke

    Was Lying
    Off the
    Star Wars
    Movie in the
    New T of that
    Age Old Story too

    Yet Who am i too Judge
    As Just an Ex-fRed Devil Clown

    HAha
    HeHe..:)

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      1. “Fred is my hero!”

        Oh Dear Lord Such a Kind
        Compliment Mr Gottfried my
        Only Excuse for Not Returning Sooner

        is i had to Pick
        up my Cape From
        The Dry Cleaner

        Before This
        Current Return

        Long FLiGHT to Nigeria
        Yet Rather Quick Through
        This Fiber Optic Cable Hehe

        Yes Returning Sooner Again Soon too

        my Excuse for Running ‘Flying’ Late
        To Church as Usual is Posting Around
        7700 Words of EPiC Free Verse Poetry
        on the ‘Wrong Planet’ And Making the

        Milestone of 21,000 MiLes of Public Dance
        Happen All Around This Metro Area Achieving
        This Feat With Almost an Ocean of Sweat Yes

        Miles and Miles
        of Free Dance

        And Song

        Yet i Kid You Not
        Earning my 3 Degrees
        at Once With 3 Part Time
        Jobs Working my way through
        University Yes Archaeology Assistant
        Digging And Digging And Tagging Bags
        of Subsistence Finds Like Bone and Charcoal
        And Magnetic Stripping Books Against Theft
        As a University BookStore Stocking Clerk and
        Yes Cleaning Banks and Southern Bell Telephone
        Company Buildings Through After Midnight it Was

        Quite A Chore Doing that Yes
        Actually Literally Asked “Are
        You Superman” By A Nice
        25 Year-Old Woman

        Classmate
        Wishing for
        Her Frankie Avalon
        Days In a Master’s
        Degree Class on the
        Sociology of Aging Yes

        Where the Teacher Scoffed
        When i Told Her i Would Retain
        my Youthful Strength into my 60’s

        (By Example of Jack LaLanne Towing
        70 Boats Swimming Across a Bay at 70)

        Not Even Explaining i Would Dance 21,000
        Miles in 135 Months Also Writing An EPiC Long Form
        Poem of 13.5 MiLLioN Words Yes “SonG oF mY SoUL”

        Leg Pressing 1540 Pounds 12 Reps Still at age 64 Now

        True Not Gonna Rub it in Now Particularly as She’s Likely Dead

        Oh the Power
        Of Belief Greater
        Than Any Super
        Hero When Dreams
        Come True

        With
        SMiLes

        Yes and
        ‘Omens’
        And ‘Nightmares
        On ‘Elm Street’ too…

        There are Two Kinds
        of Clowns ‘Fake’ and
        ‘Real Blondes’ hehe

        Not Gonna Lie if I’m
        Out in the Sun Enough
        I Just Might Look Like

        Freshly Squeezed Oranges too Hehe

        Yet at Least
        i Won’t
        Be

        ‘Fake’…
        PS one of my
        Co-Workers Also
        Insisted I was ‘Superman’
        Too and Not 2 Then Before i Fell
        Off the Face of the ‘CuRRenT EartH’ At Work…

        I Also Drafted 8,388 Words of My Coming Blog
        Post Celebrating “21,000 Miles oF Public Dancing”
        iN EPiC Free Verse Long Form Poetry Style in the Comments
        Section of the Last Blog Post Published “FB Profile Pic Bible
        10 MiLLioN Words in 90 Months” and it Broke the Formatting
        of the Comments Field So i Had to Split it Up into 2 comments

        to Make
        it Post
        Correctly

        Okay Stopping
        Now Before I
        Reach 8388 Words here
        for

        Now
        Hehe..:)

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