One of the near-death experience truths is that each person integrates their near-death experience into their own pre-existing belief system. Sometimes a little near death experience helps put things in perspective. I gathered responses of Banter Republicans who have cheated death. Grab a chair.
David – A routine Friday turned chaotic at New Haven junction as tire screeches heralded armed robbers. Warning shots shattered the air, sending fruit vendors diving and bystanders scattering. Hidden behind a tree, I witnessed the violence unfold. Amidst the chaos, a bullet struck my refuge, narrowly missing my head. Whisker.

Sunday – After the burial of my father, a simple walk turned into paralysis. My legs failed, requiring assistance to the parlor. A chilling chorus of my name began, each call draining my life. Three echoes later, I succumbed, fading into oblivion. Thirty minutes passed before a fragile return to consciousness. Always drink milk.
Precious – Late one night, my Dad collapsed, ceasing all vital signs, leaving my mother in frantic despair. When he came to, he miraculously walked into the hospital. He described a dark struggle, pulled away by shadowy figures, before hearing prayers call him back. Returning to life, he was profoundly changed. Another chance.
Skokz – What began as a simple date spiraled into a near-fatal experience. Her influence led me down a path of intense hardship, culminating in a hospital stay. Recovery demanded a grueling journey through rehab, seeking both physical and spiritual healing. Finally, I sought solace and restoration within the church.
Alabi – Assassins targeted my family, a chilling threat looming. The leader, surprisingly, recognized my father from a past act of kindness. He refused to carry out the deadly task. Removing his mask, he betrayed his employer, revealing the conspiracy. This unexpected act of mercy spared my family from a violent end.
What’s your near death experience?
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As Promised Back Sooner
Than Later Mr Gottfried
And Yes 3 Near Death
Experiences for me
In the Beginning of the
Dead Zone of Hell With
All Of Those 19 Medical Disorders
Mostly Stress Related from the Previous
11 Years of Work Including the Worst Pain
Known to Humankind Yep You’ve Heard the
Story Enough Yet True Type Two Trigeminal
Neuralgia No Drug Would Touch Yes Assessed
as Literally Worse that the Torture of Crucifixion
In the Literature Assessing the Disease for me Yes
Wake to Sleep For 66 Months Yes no Drug Would
Touch and No Shorter ‘Joy Ride of Real Crucifixion’
From 3 Hours to 3 Days as They Suggest Life Might Last
Dying Alive Yet Surely Not the 66 Months Wake to Sleep Style
True No Prognosis For
Recover in Synergy
of Life Threat
For all Those
Diseases of
Course the Worst
Part Never Remembering
the Feeling of a Smile Anyway
The First Brush With Death Somewhat
of an Illusion With A Severe Panic Attack
At the Beginning of 66 Months of Hell
And With the Dysautonomia From the
Beginning Blood Pressure Not syncing
With Heart Rate Not Able to Get Blood
to Brain Gasping for Breath Whenever
I Drifted Off to Card Board Shallow Sleep
Not Able to Catch my Breath for A Whole
Day With a Prescribed Alpha Blocker Finally
Providing an Hour of that Shallow Sleep the
First 35 Of 40 Days and then for the Last 5 of 40
in the Spring Lent Season of 2008 NONE Ah Yes A Brush
With Pain and Numb Worse Than Any Death Or Burning
Hell Imaginable Just the Dante Frozen Ringed Place So
Far Below
the Basement
Floor of Existence
Yes A Place Where
Both Demons and
Angels Would Fear to Tread
Beyond All Fear indeed Just
Piece of Paper Existence That’s All
All is Time a Second A Thousand
Years In Hell Within For Real
Just Nothing
At All the
Grand
BLaCK
Abyss
Stuck Between
The Shores Boat
Sinking in the Hades River
Deepest Within No Bottom of That
Soulless
Pit
Yet It’s True
On That 40th Day
Finally Agreeing to
Go to the Hospital
Technician Thumping
on my Chest Trying to
Get Some Kind of Response
All Was Cold and Temporarily
All the Pain Just Everything Went Away
True after Close
to 40 Days Without
Sleep Somewhat
And For Real
Just Out
of my Mind
at Peace Letting
Go to Die Yet the
Voices of my Wife
And Sister Drew me
Back in Existence and
Yes Here i am on Banter
Republic As Promised
Returning Sooner
Than Soon as
Usual No
Later than
Now With SMiLes
Just Another Member
of the “Hell’s Angel’s Club”
Without A Frigging Motorcycle to Escape hehe..:)
-Born to
Be Wild Horns
And All Born
on 6.6.60 Literally
Raised on ‘Elm Street’
Nick Named ‘Freddy’ by Mama
True God Yes ‘The Omen’ Too Hehe
True my Super Power is Laughing at Hell
for
now
at least
no longer
the living dead…
indeed a Near Dead
Experience For Real…
Could Show a pic of me then
When i First Got out of Hell Yet
for Now YucK tHere are enough
Scary Folks to See on the News Hehe
to Laugh
at Some
More
Familiar
Where they
Come From and
STiLL Staycation Now
FOR REAL
-Ain’t
scared been
THere Done
Below the
Basement
Floor Living Dead…
Ahhhhh What a Relief
Just INHaLing Peace
Exhaling LoVE iN JoY oF LiGHT
Yep the J Place For Real As Promised
Now Always New Just Giving Sharing
Caring Healing For All With Most Respect Least Harm
Naked Enough
Whole Complete
As Forecast Human
Potential by Many
Metaphors in Many
Books Yet For Real
in the Experience of Dancing Singing Freely
Humanity in ‘The Other Place’ Now
Newly With
SMiLeS AGAiN
(Yep Reborn Real)
Just Burning Up
The Digital Keys
on This Laptop
in A Break From All
Day Public Dance in
Whataburger Soon to
Be Walmart Dance Again
After That Thousands of
Words of Free Verse Poetic
Song Again Yep What Ya Do
Best After
Hell at Least
for me a Covenant Within
Now YeS AGAiN in the Other Place
For
Now at
Least All
in Effortless
Wu Wei Ease…:)
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Wow!
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With That
Sung ‘Wow!’
See You Soon🙏
After
The
Dance
Again
Mr Gottfried
Freed
With SMiles☺️🙏🎶
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Music for the soul!
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Love Dances
In Peace🕊️
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It does!
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I’ve had two near-death experiences that really shook me.The first was my first-ever car accident. I was driving along East-West Road in Rivers State during light rainfall, doing about 80 to 100 km/h. Out of nowhere, my tires slipped because of diesel spilled by one of those leaking tanker trucks. Before I could react, my car spun 360° and landed on the other side of the road. Till today, I still have the video, and every time I watch it, I just know, God saved me that day.The second happened during one of my regular workout sessions. After jogging about 1.7 km, I decided to do some push-ups, squats, and bends. Everything was fine until I suddenly started struggling to breathe. My vision blurred, my legs gave out, and I had no strength to stand. I had to call out for help, and thankfully, two passersby came to my rescue. Omo, it felt like a movie scene,unreal and terrifying.Both experiences made me realize how fragile life is. I don’t take anything for granted anymore.
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So so crazy you could have been a great stunt double for Tom cruise.
You need to check your heart rate. Don’t push too hard. Take slow and deliberate steps to exercising
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my narrow death escape. I ate so much. I passed out. Woke to continue from where I left off
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Imagine passing out from happiness!
You, my friend have lived!
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These stories are scary
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Chills, literal chills!
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Can an entire year qualify as a near – death experience? Bc 2020 was after my life and after everything that made life worth living lol
On a lighter note , when my dad woke up from coma I was quick to ask him if he remembered anything or if he saw anything at all while he was in coma. He said no. I was a little disappointed but I was also glad he woke up at all 🙂.
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2020 was after our collective lives. That entire year moved like Thanos 🤣
Reality is often disappointing. If he were creative he could have told you the most interesting and lasting tale of your life 🤣
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What is dead may never die . Valar moghulis
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Valar Moghulis 😅
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Grateful, just grateful and days on period💯
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That’s the spirit that slays dragons!
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nice write up
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Thank you 😊
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It’s a tragic fact that many chronically and pharmaceutically-untreatably depressed people won’t miss this world if they, for whatever reason, never wake up again. It’s not that they necessarily want to die per se; it’s that they want their pointless corporeal suffering to end.
Also, I read [and any reader should correct me if I’m in error] Sigmund Freud postulated that, regardless of one’s mental health and relative happiness or existential contentment, the ultimate goal of our brain/mind is death’s bliss because of the general stressful nature of our physical existence, i.e. anxiety or “stimuli”. It’s important to clarify, however, that it’s not brain death per se that is the aim but rather the kind of absolute peace that only brain death can offer in this hectic world.
Indeed, the Sigmund Freud character in the 2011 film A Dangerous Method, muttered upon having a near-death-experience heart attack, “How sweet it must be to die.”
Quite unfortunately, some people genuinely feel the greatest gift life offers them is that someday they get to die. Perhaps worsening matters is when suicide is simply not an option, meaning there’s little hope of receiving an early reprieve from their literal life sentence. And, of course, reincarnation is therefore the ultimate and unthinkable Hell.
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I awoke from another very bad dream, a reincarnation nightmare /
where having blessedly died I’m being bullied towards rebirth into human form / despite my pleas I be allowed to rest in permanent peace. //
My bed wet from sweat, I futilely try to convince my own autistic brain / I want to live, the same traumatized dysthymic brain displacing me from the functional world. //
Within my nightmare a mob encircles me and insists that life’s a blessing, including mine. // I ask them for the blessed purpose of my continuance. I insist upon a practical purpose. //
Give me a real purpose, I cry out, and it’s not enough simply to live / nor that it’s a beautiful sunny day with colorful fragrant flowers! // I’m tormented hourly by my desire for emotional, material and creative gain / that ultimately matters naught, I explain. My own mind brutalizes me like it has / a sadistic mind of its own. I must have a progressive reason for this harsh endurance! //
Bewildered they warn that one day on my death bed I’ll regret my ingratitude / and that I’m about to lose my life. // I counter that I cannot mourn the loss of something I never really had / so I’m unlikely to dread parting from it. //
Frustrated they say that moments from death I’ll clamor and claw for life / like a bridge-jumper instinctively flailing his limbs as though to grasp at something / anything that may delay his imminent thrust into the eternal abyss. // How can I in good conscience morosely hate my life / while many who love theirs lose it so soon? they ask. //
Angry I reply that people bewail the ‘unfair’ untimely deaths of the young who’ve actually received early reprieve from their life sentence / while those people must remain behind corporeally confined / AND do their utmost to complete their entire life sentence—if not even more time, if permitted! //
The vexed mob then curse me with envy for rejecting what they’d kill for—continued life through unending rebirth. // “Then why don’t you just kill yourself?” they yell, to which I retort “I would if I could. //
My life sentence is made all the more oppressive by my inability to take my own life.” // “Then we’ll do it for you.” As their circle closes on me, I wake up. //
Could there be people who immensely suffer yet convince themselves they sincerely want to live when in / fact they don’t want to die, so greatly they fear Death’s unknown? //
No one should ever have to repeat and suffer again a single second that passes. … Nay, leave me be to engage the dying of my blight!
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Wow. This was some read
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Thanks for allowing it the space.
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You’re very welcome!
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💯 fact’s
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Of course!
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