The Conundrum

~ Gottfried

Confusion is the secret ingredient that keeps life interesting. An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. Sometimes a catastrophe is simply a course correction. 

I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing. I can remember song lyrics from 2005 but I can’t seem to remember why I just walked into my kitchen. Sleeping could easily be my superpower. If not for my arch-nemesis, having to pee. Everyone, except parents knows how to raise kids. 

Confused people are better than people who have drawn conclusions, because people who have drawn conclusions go at it with full gusto. Confused people hesitate to fight. I like confused people. The more confused, the more the fun for me. Idiots are needed for variety.

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out? Mom says you should always wear clean undies in case you have an accident. But if you had an accident, they won’t be clean. I’m not confused. I’m just well mixed. 

Uncertainty is the most stressful thing. Parents, why is it so hard to put someone that is already sleepy to sleep? It is a disturbing conundrum that true free will cannot exist without the possibility of suicide. Then again, it ain’t over until it’s over. Gotta make sure next time.

Six great confusions still unresolved. At the movie theater, which armrest is yours? In the word scent, is “S” silent or “C”? If people evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys still around. Why is there a “D” in fridge and not refrigerator. Why is there a “K” in knife?

Genuinely, who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

38 thoughts on “The Conundrum”

  1. Ah Yes a Conundrum Life Will Be
    ACRoSS A Fool’s Month in April

    Indeed Sort of Like Crashing
    A Car Into a Bridge With

    No Giving F’s
    For What

    Happens Next
    Other than DeLuLu
    As “They Say” Yes A Conundrum
    Life Will Be Holding Up A Broken Bridge

    And The Broken Car That Hit the Bridge Mr Gottfried

    With A Quick Quote From Kenny Rogers to Go Hmm…

    “Every gambler knows that the secret to survivin’
    Is knowin’ what to throw away and knowing what to keep
    ‘Cause every hand’s a winner and every hand’s a loser
    And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep”

    Problem Is That
    Leaves Someone
    Else to Pick Up the
    Pieces of the Broken Car and Bridge

    When the One Armed Bandit Breaks and Ain’t Coming Back
    THere are Really No Winners At All Just Folks Who Believed
    ‘The Loser’

    ‘Had
    The Cards’….

    “London Bridge is broken down,
    Broken down, broken down…”

    With No
    Fair Lady’s…

    And This
    Ain’t Just London…

    Other than That
    Not Into Gambling…

    “Eve” Pass the Popcorn
    The Circus Ain’t Leaving Down Town…

    Got Nothing Better
    to Do than Dance
    Sing SMile

    All Tariff
    And Other
    Money Stuff Free…

    Nope No CoNuNDRuM for me

    Or TiMe Distance Space for ‘That Matter’ Free..:)

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      1. “Your priorities are set right!”

        Hehe Mr Gottfried With
        Your Great Faith in me
        You Shall Achieve Even

        Greater
        Works And
        PlaY iN KinDNeSS

        For All! Yes!
        People First!

        Plus!

        The Rest of Existence

        God Yes! LoVE iN KiNDNeSS
        For ALL The Heaven Within

        Balancing Free iN
        Peace

        New
        🆕
        Yes!

        For
        The

        Win 🥇
        Now! 🏆

        Together ALL

        Other Than

        This Yes! Once
        Again Be Seeing

        You
        Soon 🔜 er 🥅
        Than Soon 🔜
        TheNoW! ♟️🕊️ ⚽️

        Once Again
        THere Is No
        TiMe Forevernow

        With
        Chess
        Hire Cat 🦁

        SMiles 😀

        Always A Happy
        HoliWeek Now

        New

        For

        All!🙏

        Dancing
        Singing Free 🎼

        To
        Be

        i
        Am 🌈

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  2. it’s the last paragraph for me, I pray my children don’t ask me these questions one day as a teacher😂 cos all we say is use your sounds you’d understand better. But we are all confused😆 great one Gottfried🥂

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  8. Love this!

    This piece like life is a wild roller coaster of thoughts and questions. It’s chaotic, clever and still finds a way to be hilarious, masterclass absurd humour.

    English is one confused language though😅.

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