Agender

~ Gottfried

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. The kitchen has good. For all men who say “a woman’s place is in the kitchen” remember, that’s where the knives are kept.  If the “joke” puts women down, it’s not funny. 

Gender equality is not a women’s issue, it’s a human issue. It affects us all. It irks me that there aren’t enough women plumbers and carpenters. Given that women are considerably better at everything, humanity can take a quantum leap into a glorious future. 

When it comes to swag, there’s no gender involved. What I do know is that traditional gender roles are very real and flipping the norm is difficult for even the strongest, funniest, smartest men.  Be free, be fierce, but most of all, have fun being a feminist. 

Women are like teabags. We don’t know their true strength until they are in hot women. Mums want gender equality, so breakfast in bed will do. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes wondering what everyone else sees that she doesn’t. 

Why am I the only one naked person at this gender reveal party? Can’t y’all read? Thankful for periods though, because the alternative is a tad too permanent. If you wanna get your period, just wear your nicest, fanciest underwear and let karma do the rest. 

Women would make better ghostbusters than man because they are used to caring about invisible problems no one else believes in. The world has gone mad. My generation had the wonder women. Your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman. 

Well behaved women rarely make history. 

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

26 thoughts on “Agender”

  1. “Behind every great man is a woman rolling
    her eyes wondering what everyone else

    sees that she doesn’t.”

    Hehe Mr Gottfried THere
    is Only One Human i Am
    Afraid of Not to Please

    And as Far As Gender

    Goes It Sure Ain’t a He

    Yet It’s True So Many Dude’s
    Spend Their Life Worrying About
    Proving They Are Dude Enough For Other Dude’s

    Skipping That
    PArt Moving
    Straight to

    A Woman’s
    Desire Yes

    A HeART
    With Strings
    Beating A Dance And Song Free New
    SinGinG LoVE iN Peace Never Ending Now SPiRiT

    SoUL Deep Honey Smooth Dripping Off Butterfly Wings

    Always in FLiGHT

    Returning

    to the Best
    Places for the
    Nectar of Life

    Indeed So Very
    Many Ways to
    Please When We Seek
    Find God iS A Woman For Real…

    With
    Great
    HuMiLiTY..:)

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      1. “Ariana said god is a woman”

        Finely iLLuSTRaTED
        Vivo YouTube Video
        iNDeeD Above Below
        iN UNiVerSaL Ways As

        Big
        Bangs
        Come
        And Go

        In The
        Miracle
        Of Existence All

        How Different Our
        World Comes to Be When
        Oh God Is Addressed as

        She

        Dear Lord
        Even Someone

        Anomalous Now
        As me Remaining
        Married For 35 Years

        iNDeeD
        The Boss

        iS She

        Happy
        Boss

        Happy
        Life As
        Life Comes

        And

        Goes
        Again
        With

        SMiles
        Mr Gottfried
        Faithful Servant

        i
        Am
        Of Beauty
        MoRE LoVE iN Peace

        She is
        With SMiles

        Hehe Beyond Distance
        Space Time And Matters

        Of
        Body
        What
        SPiRiT

        Will
        Touch
        With
        Words
        Of SouL
        Far Away
        Prepared
        In Ways Of
        Fiber Optic
        Cables By

        BLeSSeD
        Nerds And Geeks
        In This Heavenly Place

        Without Stars
        Moon Or Sun

        In
        Heavenly
        Clouds of Online True

        Digital Avatars Of Souls
        Practically Immortal For

        Now or
        At Least
        Perhaps
        A Thousand
        Years oF LoVE iN Peace

        New For Those With EYes
        And Ears Now To Feel And Sense

        For
        Real
        With SMiles 🕊️💫⛵️

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          1. Ah Yes Mr Gottfried
            The “Vevo Era Times”
            When This Century
            Was Just A Teen
            Full of Vital
            Dancing
            Singing
            Energy
            Roaring Before
            New Pandemic
            Energy Muting
            The Excitement
            Free Before VEVO
            The Last Real Challenger

            To Deliver
            Music Free
            To The World
            With Annoying
            Ads Of Course Hehe

            Yet Of Course Consumed
            By the Monolith of Google
            And YouTube Before Pandemic

            Days Brought
            Technology
            To Be Our

            New ‘God’ of
            Support to Survive

            Hmm Where Basically
            We Don’t Have To Step

            Out
            Of
            Our
            Caves
            To Survive

            Hmm What
            Brave World is That…

            (i shall Tan in The English Rain)

            -The Walrus
            And Cheap
            Egg Man True

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  3. 🤣🤣🤣we are already here… it’s not that rampant in Nigeria yet where we have to wonder if it’s a woman🤣😅… Thank you bro.. this made me laugh all through😅👍

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  9. “Women would make better ghostbusters than men because they are used to caring about invisible problems no one else believes in.” 😅😅💔 You just had to

    I’ve always wondered why women do that, even as a woman

    ‘isn’t that just tiring for y’all’

    Untill I tried it😂 it was actually fun for a while… but no, I’m too lazy for that stress.

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