A Beginners Guide to Situationships

~ Gottfried

In a situationship, feelings run deep, but the commitment barely scratches the surface. It’s a situationship if it’s a beautiful mess that you can’t seem to clean up or let go of. Instead of seeing the relationship as a line of red flags, you see a carnival instead. 

People aren’t even dating anymore. Just talking, taking naps together, catching feelings and ending up in situationships. Nothing more exhausting and emotionally draining as having to break up with a person you aren’t even in a relationship with. 

That thing you did the other day really bothered me but I’m not going to let you know because I need you to think I’m chill and easy to be with. Love bombing works on me because it makes sense that someone would fall in love with me in less than a week. 

You’re not dating, you’re just auditioning. In a situationship, you can find both pain and pleasure, but it’s your choice which to focus on. Your heart might be all in even if the future isn’t. It’s undefined. A chaos and comfort wrapped up in her smile. 

In a situationship, you wander between love and uncertainty. A situationship is not a relationship. Excuses about limitations and obstacles are just a lack of courage and commitment. Those who truly want to be together, find a way to make it happen. 

I have no energy to hate. I either love you, wish you well or you’re irrelevant. All I ask is for you to get to know me on a deep, intimate level while I resist and obstruct your every attempt to do so. Ladies, remember to die before telling a man how you feel. 

Keep being your toxic self. It’s exotic. 

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

26 thoughts on “A Beginners Guide to Situationships”

  1. Ah Yes Mr Gottfried
    Brilliant Metaphor
    You Create With

    “Situationships”

    Ah Yes When Two Ships
    Meet in the Fog and Can
    Barely See Each Other

    Just Waves From the
    Wake of Their Boats

    Passing
    Passing

    Bye

    Bye

    Where See You
    Later May Be As
    Rare As Shipwrecks
    Increasingly Prevalent too

    As Human Relationships Continue
    to Grow Shallow as a Drought of Empathy

    And Compassion Replacing People First Simply

    With 3 Words

    Distraction

    Distraction

    Distraction

    True 3 Seconds
    to Roll Those Words
    off the Current assessed
    Human Attention Span of
    Yes Less than a Gold Fish

    Less than 3 Seconds Indeed…

    People are Making Few to No Friends
    Intimately As Such And Some Have no
    Flesh And Blood Relationships at all as

    Japan Hires Clean-Up Crews to Clean Up
    Remains of Skyscraper Sitters Alone Alone Alone

    Except
    For ‘Anonymous’
    Online Where if Someone
    Disappears an Answer to if they
    Even Died Remains with the Mail
    Stacking Up in Front of their Skyscraper Door

    MaKinG Blue SKeYeS Out of Clouds There’s Gotta
    Be a Better Way Yes Get out Dance And Sing Together

    Again Don’t
    Let Humanity
    Waste itself

    on Loneliness
    Shallow as an Ocean Drought

    On the other hand throughout Nature
    When Other Animals Consume More Than
    They Give Back They Natural Cull Their Populations

    Back in Balance
    With Nature for
    the Favor to Survive

    Or We Privileged ThiS WaY
    Above and Beyond our Furry
    And Other Nature FRiEnDS

    Well as ‘They’ Say Better
    Yet Dance And Sing Free

    FAFO

    Decade of
    the acronym Indeed..:)

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