Conditional logic

~ Gottfried

When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. The pain is only felt by others. The same thing happens when you’re stupid. You can’t logic your way through emotion. A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

Logic is a method of thinking that allows the practitioner to be wrong with confidence. Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to someone else. If you must choose between two evils. Choose the one you haven’t tried before. Drama starts where logic ends. 

When someone hates you for no reason, slap them hard in the face. Then they will hate you for a reason. Ladies, if the dating apps are not working, just go book a flight. Not that the men will be better anywhere else, but at least you get a vacation. 

Human logic is weird. We cut down trees, make paper with them, only to write “save the trees” on the same paper. Logic can convince only but emotion can motivate. When intuition and logic agree, you know you’re right. There are better ways to save trees. 

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. Against logic, there is no armor like ignorance. I’m not rude, I just have the balls to say what everyone else of thinking. I have no many hidden talents, I just can’t find them. 

I bet it’s called ‘almond milk’ because no one can say NUT JUICE with a straight face. All opinions are not equal. Some are a great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others. Why do we listen to women? No one knows. 

He who laughs, lasts. 

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38 thoughts on “Conditional logic”

  1. Indeed Mr
    Gottfried
    You’ve
    Captured
    THE Entire
    Human Condition

    In A Nut

    SHeLL

    Yep A Squirrel’s
    World It Is At Least

    They Are
    Free Naked
    Enough Whole
    Complete With Fur

    Perhaps
    Furless
    The Beginning

    oF Fall From Living

    Trees
    To Be

    Instead
    Of Only Nuts
    And Bolts to Do 🥜 🔩

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      1. “Imagine we
        had actual shells!”

        Okay As You Wish

        Hehe Mr Gottfried Mine Was More
        Like a 66 Month Cocoon Before That

        Just Stumbling Over 100 Caterpillar Legs or So

        Yet True in the
        Deadzone Before

        mYLetters Sprouting
        Feelings to Enjoy in Words

        Words Just Shells on a Beach
        Perhaps identified as Beautiful
        By Some Yet Just No Sea Creature

        Within
        A Nautilus
        to Come Alive
        And Continue to Unwind

        The Outer Arms of my Hurricane Cat6 Winds
        Of Creativity Now The Arms Still Spiraling Out

        In Words of my Nautilus Shells Reaching Up to 100,000

        Words Twice A Month Ah Yes The Grains of Sand on my

        Beach
        Now Are
        Filling Up

        Yet We Aren’t
        Guaranteed Any
        Specific Numbers
        Of Grains of Sands

        In Our Hour Glass Life

        Hehe Key Generate New Grains

        Of
        Sand
        To Create
        With SMiLes..

        True hehe ya Never
        Know What Ya Might
        Get When a Shell Opens ThiS WaY..:)

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          3. “In a “nut” shell”

            In a Sea Shell Either
            one Without

            Life
            Beating
            For Real
            Within Not

            Worth A Living Rap

            SaW A SHell Like This
            Yesterday Without Answers

            Mr Gottfried

            Stink Stank
            Stunk

            It
            Was
            No Pretty Sight
            💩 🥜 🐚 😈 👱‍♀️

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  10. This is like one of the concepts in Habit of Mind. Thinking about your thinking before you project.

    the last part hits heavily. Bright until they speak😁😁

    good one Gottfried

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