Conditional logic

When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. The pain is only felt by others. The same thing happens when you’re stupid. You can’t logic your way through emotion. A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

Logic is a method of thinking that allows the practitioner to be wrong with confidence. Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to someone else. If you must choose between two evils. Choose the one you haven’t tried before. Drama starts where logic ends.

When someone hates you for no reason, slap them hard in the face. Then they will hate you for a reason. Ladies, if the dating apps are not working, just go book a flight. Not that the men will be better anywhere else, but at least you get a vacation.

Human logic is weird. We cut down trees, make paper with them, only to write “save the trees” on the same paper. Logic can convince only but emotion can motivate. When intuition and logic agree, you know you’re right. There are better ways to save trees.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. Against logic, there is no armor like ignorance. I’m not rude, I just have the balls to say what everyone else of thinking. I have no many hidden talents, I just can’t find them.

I bet it’s called ‘almond milk’ because no one can say NUT JUICE with a straight face. All opinions are not equal. Some are a great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others. Why do we listen to women? No one knows.

He who laughs, lasts.