Free advice is often overpriced. Honesty is a very expensive gift, don’t expect it from cheap people. Tombs are the clothes of the dead. A grave is a plain suit, while an expensive monument is one with embroidery. Both have something in common, they house the very dead.
Sometimes all you need is a billion dollars. As I get older my toys become more expensive. I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. Adulting is overrated and overpriced. Would not recommend. The rich go camping and spend a fortune to live like somebody poor.
The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low prices are forgotten. Here’s a tip for you, always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back. I’m one step away from being rich. All I need now is money. Lots of it.
I can spot the most expensive item on any rack, without looking at the tag. I like to believe that this is my spiritual gift. I was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget. The bags on my eyes. No they’re not designer. But they are overpriced. I paid for with crying.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes. Divorce is expensive. I think they were genuinely going to call it ‘all the money’ but eventually settled for ‘alimony’. Divorce is basically ripping your heart out, but through your wallet. Every gut wrenching cent.
I see it. I like it. I want it. I check the price. I put it back. Sometimes I’m not sure if everything is expensive or I’m just poor. Therapy is extremely expensive. Pop some bubble wrap instead. It’s radically cheap. And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.
What’s something that’s overpriced yet people still buy?
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