In another universe, she's the Prime Minister of Britain and there's no Brexit because why'd you need to leave the house when all your family is here? You know you've landed in hot water with her when she hits you with this iconic one-liner. What went wrong with you? You're having a conversation with yourself … Continue reading Felicia

I'm probably in the top 2 nicest people you'll ever meet and I'm not number two. For some people, they imagine that being extra nice is the best manner of approach. You have people begin sentences with; Please don't be offended oh, I just want to... Wait a minute! Why are you instructing me to not … Continue reading How Nice Is Too Nice

I hardly dream, but when I do, it usually features the mundane to the downright ridiculous. Experts say that dreams are a series of thoughts, images, and sensations occurring in a person's mind during sleep. I call bullshit though because I'm usually not thinking about anything right before I sleep. This entire episode I'll be … Continue reading The Dreamers Dream

A dog is a man's best friend according to experts. Women argue that "all men are dogs" and it's fitting. We both share one thing in common, we can't speak for ourselves. An ethnic group in Nigeria has added dogs to the MENU. Such a shame PETA hasn't found them out yet. Dogs are smart … Continue reading If Dogs Could Talk

I blame myself for having nut cases for friends. Every single one of my friends is challenged one way or the other (yes even you). Even in a bit of a crisis situation, the ingrained foolishness still shines through. Gottfried: Shit, I just lost my wallet! Gregg: Ah that sucks man, you’re still buying me … Continue reading The (B)Lame Game