This body of work is purely fictional. All names and illustrations are made up (“to make something up”, shame on you for hoping for an actual definition) solely for the purpose of your enjoyment.
If you are dark humor sensitive, I suggest you not patronize this content (full disclosure).
I’ve always thought I wasn’t much of a writer, in fact, I made a living off criticizing other’s work. And now I think (sink* In Jose’s voice) it’d be nice to give back to an ever giving society.
I mean seeing as all of you (yes you reading) have contributed a grand total of “nothing” to my life. (Can’t blame Drake for only loving his bed and mom now can you?)
P.S. Your disappointments are primarily your cup of tea! And no, this is especially not what I have been up to! (My English teacher somewhere rolling in her grave as I begin a sentence with “And”)
I’d have used a lot of emoticons to embellish the body of work but you already know I won’t.
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