This body of work is purely fictional. All names and illustrations are made up (“to make something up”, shame on you for hoping for an actual definition) solely for the purpose of your enjoyment.

If you are dark humor sensitive, I suggest you not patronize this content (full disclosure).

I’ve always thought I wasn’t much of a writer, in fact, I made a living off criticizing other’s work. And now I think (sink* In Jose’s voice) it’d be nice to give back to an ever giving society.

I mean seeing as all of you (yes you reading) have contributed a grand total of “nothing” to my life. (Can’t blame Drake for only loving his bed and mom now can you?)

P.S. Your disappointments are primarily your cup of tea! And no, this is especially not what I have been up to! (My English teacher somewhere rolling in her grave as I begin a sentence with “And”)

I’d have used a lot of emoticons to embellish the body of work but you already know I won’t.

Make writers great again.

ยฉ Gottfried. All rights reserved.


230 thoughts on “Prologue

          1. I only asked because a funny (peculiar) thing happened when I clicked to ‘Like’ your comment: it took me to Clustr Maps and on that page was a pin in the middle of the location I asked you about.

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          1. I asked because I’m thinking of writing a book about what could have been done so that Hitler didn’t do the things he did in later life. Or, to be more exact, so that he didn’t go about things in a way that led to such a worldwide loss of life.

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          2. I was thinking of basing it on expert opinion. So I would seek the views of neurologists (nature vs nurture), religious leaders (the role of God(s)), teachers (educational influences), sociologists (the effects of society in behaviour), psychologists (brain development), historians (’cause it’s all history), parents (how would they have raised him differently) and random people on the internet (voice of the people). In that way, all I have to do is such it all together. ๐Ÿ™‚

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          3. Yeah, if it wasn’t for my crippling shyness then it’d totally work. Have you ever done a project like this yourself? Don’t worry, I’m only asking out of curiousity. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  1. (My English teacher somewhere rolling in her grave as I begin a sentence with โ€œAndโ€) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    I still think twice before doing that, I somehow expect her to show up with my paper and a bamboo cane in front of the class ๐Ÿ˜‚,,

    Say is this the first blog post?

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