This body of work is purely fictional. All names and illustrations are made up (“to make something up”, shame on you for hoping for an actual definition) solely for the purpose of your enjoyment.
If you are dark humor sensitive, I suggest you not patronize this content (full disclosure).
I’ve always thought I wasn’t much of a writer, in fact, I made a living off criticizing other’s work. And now I think (sink* In Jose’s voice) it’d be nice to give back to an ever giving society.
I mean seeing as all of you (yes you reading) have contributed a grand total of “nothing” to my life. (Can’t blame Drake for only loving his bed and mom now can you?)
P.S. Your disappointments are primarily your cup of tea! And no, this is especially not what I have been up to! (My English teacher somewhere rolling in her grave as I begin a sentence with “And”)
I’d have used a lot of emoticons to embellish the body of work but you already know I won’t.
Make writers great again.
Β© Gottfried. All rights reserved.
Dark humor sensitive people? I didn’t even know there is any other type of humor.
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Haha, there’s Bill Cosby humor. Shame it’s out of vogue now
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Ah, Mr Huxtable. Didn’t we all like his family humor type that is fitting for all ages and inteligence levels? (Hysterical laughing while eating keyboard buttons)
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We all loved it. Shame he ruined it for us later on
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P.S. In many comments under your posts, I wrote about my puns intended but also about my lack of knowledge while writing in your language. So, is dark humor the same as dry defined humor?
Also, is dark humor the only term you are willing to describe your humor?
See, I will rather believe you than Google results.
How many dark humor genres and subgenres are there? Are sarcastic, cynic, ironic and dark humor similar?
Actually, how are humor types classified anyway? Is there an official taxonomy?
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Dry humor isn’t dark. It’s just targeted at everyday relatable idiosyncrasies.
I do regular humor too. I just favor dark humor
High praise taking my word ahead of Google π
I think they all are. Ricky Gervais, Jim Jeffries, Bill Burr. They employ all four.
I doubt that
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You forgot about Kiki…lolz
also the english teacher rolling in her graveπ€£π€£
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Haha, she’ll be so disappointed π
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C’est Fini
Where it all started…
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Haha, it’s a modern day miracle
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…..and the miracle is marvellous….
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It is indeed
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Gloryyy
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Hallelujah anyhow π
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Hallelujah jhareeeeπ€£π€£
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So, see you around in your next posts.
I’ll be looking forward to reading them.
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There’s one today. It’s called “The Deserter”
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Mmm…..”The Deserter”.
Off to read and probably drop a comment.
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You’re a good woman
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For you to know that “I am a good woman”, you must be a good man yourself or you have a high ranged frequency x-ray for screening.
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Why not both π
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Then, you must be lucky.
It’s not everyday someone get to meet a person who possess these qualities, I must say it’s an honour. π
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The pleasure is all mine, milady π
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*taking the bow*π€£
I can say it’s mine as well…if you want to share
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By all means β€
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Thank youπ
You can as well add “nice” to your list of “you”.
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You’re too sweet
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But “sweet things” gives toothache.
Let say “I am nice”π€£
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Yeah, that works
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Finally, the start of it all!π I had a great time reading your past posts!And I begin sentences with ‘and’ tooπ but I doubt my teacher would care. Looking forward to more!! Take care!
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Why thank you sweetie. For a second I thought you were going to like them all (secretly hope you did).
Thanks for stopping by π
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I did like most of them, except those I didn’t really understand π But I’ll go and like them all! ππ Of course!
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Thank you π
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Of course!π
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Cheers π
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Is this the end?
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Yes, yes it is π
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Went to the very first one. Will now (or later) read the remaining 112 backwards. Witty from the onset and continues to be. Thanks for sharing your gift.
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Youβre welcome π
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Fartfist was here
~FF
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Haha, youβre a legend
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*bow*
One day….
~The Fist
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β Gottfried is the Charlie Chaplin of blogging. β
β Lokesh Sastya
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Wow, I donβt think any comment can top this one. Thanks mate π€
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