Ladies listen up, I’m breaking the bro code to bring you first-hand information on all the things your man/spouse/partner/husband/non-binary affiliate wouldn’t ordinarily tell you. It might cost me a steak at the cookout but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to take.
His arm hurts. I know that you love cuddling up to him with your head on his arm which apparently helps you sleep better, but you have to realize he’s not made out of vibranium. Gents, stop suffering in silence, once she falls asleep, swap with a pillow.
He’s never listening. Yeah all you just said about your day, he didn’t hear a word of it! But nod his head in agreement? Of course. If you’re in doubt, ask him what color of camisole your best friend put on at the party you went for.
How many hoodies/shirts/Polos does he have to lose before you stop? Contrary to public opinion, he doesn’t enjoy you “stealing” his items of clothing. When you borrow it for extended periods, it loses its scent. Nobody wants your Cinderella aroma, keep it to yourself.
Make up your damn mind! When he asks what you want to eat, do not (and I can’t stress this enough) reply with “I don’t know or I’m not hungry” When he gets himself something, for the love of God, suffer in silence. Don’t carry your dirty finger to pick up a piece of chicken from his plate. Just know he’s seeking help from Amadioha to refrain from slapping your hand.
He actually doesn’t mind the nagging. So long as you’re far away from the TV or PlayStation, he’s good. Heck, sometimes he misses it. Why else will he stir up inconceivable controversy? He tells you that your best friend is hitting on him, and watches with a wide grin as you lose your shit. Why? Well, just because he can!
He really wants to say you’re fat. When you put on an outfit and It doesn’t fit. Don’t ask him if you’re fat! He’s wired to think he’s being set up. You’re nailed on to get replies like “Fat? What are you talking about”. He could even feign surprise, but for what it’s worth, best believe it’s time to hit the gym honey.
He knows you’re lying. Nine times out of ten, he can sense the lie from a mile away. On some occasions he enjoys the effort you put into a good lie and he’ll be tempted to reward you. On other occasions, if you see a smirk on his face, abort, I repeat, abort the mission.
We aren’t quite finished yet when I’m done, I hope I’ll still have mandem to call my own.
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My goodness 😂😂😂😭💔
haha, i know 🥰
Ha ha ha, that’s quiet comforting 🤗🤗Men’s Life support, man, thanks a big support you did for us 😁✨
haha, you’re welcome. We need to look out for each other
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lol you enjoyed it I’m guessing
Trying to figure that out 🙈😂
Haha fairs
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You’re welcome
Love your banter.
Thanks 😊
Welcome 🙂
Cheers 🥂
Hahaha you’ve got this spot on and so true!! I’ve learned what’s what in our relationship and I’m the one hating being nagged about MY Playstation 😅 I’ll leave out the fat probing from now on 😂
lol you’re a gamer? Lovely
My goodness yes!! Ever since the C64 then SEGA Master System, NES, Mega Drive, SNES then the PS1, (the following I still own) 2, 3 and 4! Plus Sony PSP, GBA and a couple of Nintendo 3DS 😅 So many great games on older consoles. I love RPSs, survival horros and a few action adventure. I wrote a couple of articles about how video games have and are helping me. I won’t let anyone take that away from me except the Grim Reaper 😂
haha, I love that you’re an OG. I think the Nitendo franchise won this round.
Don’t tempt the grim reaper 😅
Much as I love your posts and enjoy the laugh, I don’t think “thinking like a man” really works for women, or even possible for women. Women’s brain is wired differently. The best women can do is understanding men and knowing how to function in a men’s world.
Yeah I think that thinking like a man is an uphill task. I’m just showing you what it would take if you decided to try.
Wowwww 😂😂😂
Ikr 😅
‘He really wants to say you are fat’ and we know he wouldn’t dare say it 😁 so the asking continues Do I look fat ? 😆
lol please stop 😅