I want to expressly say that the headline may have been a bit misleading, no two women are the same, but they all suffer a varying degree of indecisiveness, which if unchecked, can cause them to spiral out of control. Here’s what you really need to know.
When she says yes, she actually means no, and when she says no she means yes. Do you copy? For example, if she says, “leave me alone” go away! do exactly that. Don’t allow her to draw you into her confusion. If possible, stay a good 100-meter radius away from her like it’s a restraining order.
Don’t hype her pictures, they hate that. If she posts fire selfies, please for the love of all thing’s bright and beautiful, ignore. Even if there’s an overwhelming urge to send love emoticons, resist and throw the phone away. If she asks, don’t tell her she’s cute, apparently, only dogs can be cute.
Avoid complimenting her. If she gets her hair done, ask her if she could still get a refund. If she buys a new outfit, buy a matching one and steal her shine. Do not let her win. After all, they don’t care about the little things. Right?
Don’t check up on her, she’s not a toddler. Unlike infants and pets, women hate that you keep them under the illusion that they can’t handle themselves. If they can bath, eat, and poop without you, what’s the point of making those incessant calls? Save the airtime for calling your bookie.
Never go out of your way to do something nice. Look, a lady loves a man that’s able to keep the strings on his expenses. If she’s been jumping buses to work, let her have fun. She enjoys exercise. Do not buy her the Benz!
Women hate surprises. Surprise dinners, dates, trips to foreign resorts are a no-no. Do not show up at her workplace with chocolate and flowers? That’s the corny shit that she teases her coworkers about. She’s a strong independent woman, and she wants it to stay that way. Like the women of owu.
Women love silence. Whatever you’re going through in your personal life, do not (and I cannot stress it enough) share with them. They are not particularly interested. All they crave is peace and quiet. And while you’re at it, try not to use too much oxygen at regular intervals, save some for her.
When you’ve mastered the art of all that is contained in this post, you’ve officially hacked women. Ladies will absolutely love you and won’t stop coming after you. Or…Or hear me out, you could die a hermit!
Fine margins ey?
Β© Gottfried. All rights reserved.
Oh my my….. With every succeeding line, my heart was sinking a lil more…. You always crack me up π€£π€£
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Haha, you’re welcome Manisha π
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I am genuinely impressed with how switched on and finely tuned you really are to the ways of women.
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Haha, it’s almost like I have a gift π
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tease him about his the football team that just lost, he will be heads over heel for you hahaha…People need a brain for your post otherwise it is not for the weak…
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Haha, that’s how you get to see Jesus faster. π
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It’s no mystery we woman make history! π€
you can bring me flowers and chocolates any day but just have them delivered please.
And yes, it’s woman’s peragative to say yes when we say no your right so good idea to save your oxygen. NO heavy breathing allowed Thank you very much. π€£
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You gotta see my last post βThis is Usβ … I think you will get a kick out of it.
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I feel bad that you have to drag me kicking and screaming over to your blog π
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Your penitence is paid π
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Handsomely βΊ
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You are just making up for lost time.
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No love lost, no lost found
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True that…
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Me too…
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Iβll have to take desperate measures la with you as well!
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Desperate housewives. A TV series
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And drag you off kicking and screaming
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And weeping buckets π
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I did leave you a comment π
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Why thank you kindly sir
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Many bowsπ
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And curtsies
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You would not look good in a tutu but I’d like to see it. π€£
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Haha, some say if it happens there’d be an apocalypse
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Has someone came to check neurons of your head? ππsome woman will definitely know how to repair those.. ( jokes)… It’s really amusing to read your postsπ
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Haha, I’m the best π
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I don’t know if I should take notes or dare do the opposite of thisπ π
A trap or a safe haven post. Man I can’t trust Gottfriedπ
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Haha, imagine not trusting me π π
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A bold attempt by me I guessπ
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Of course π
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Haha, Words of wisdom! You should do one on guys.
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I really should π
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Ignoring the little things that she cares about and never ever going out of one’s way to do something nice are the two master keys to acing a marriage
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See, I knew I was spitting facts
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Actual facts and proven strategies that make a marriage thrive
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Spot on
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