Banter

Living In Denial

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Reality is often disappointing. You roll out of bed, walk to the fridge and open it. It’s empty, save for a few bottles of water. You already knew that, but you pretend to be shocked anyways. With determination, you enter the bath to freshen up before going out for the days work. As you brush your teeth, you catch your reflection in the mirror and wince. Still ugly.

Delay is not denial but it’s been two weeks and your uncle from upstate still hasn’t returned your calls. At this point, you start to suspect that he’s lost your number, but you can see his status updates on WhatsApp so can this be the case? You settle for the fact that maybe just maybe he’s busy gathering all the money you asked for. Happy days! Is this normal? Are you normal?

Here’s how you know you’re living in denial.

“I am not an addict, I can always stop”. Stop now? You know drinking excessive amounts of soft drinks is bad for your health and you’ve sworn to stop, but something is holding you back. It’s not addiction, that’s such a strong word.

Marilyn: Any day I want to stop taking coca-cola, I’ll stop.

Gottfried: Can that day be today sweetie?

Marilyn: Err I already took a bottle today, let’s try again tomorrow…

Gottfried: You don’t say?

There is much fish in the sea. What if all that’s left is electric fish, jellyfish, whales, and sharks. My brother, today is a good day to tell yourself the bitter truth. You didn’t get her by your looks or boyish charm, she’s just really poor at making decisions. Staying true to yourself, you managed to mess it up. Gear up, it’s a shark attack!

“That’s just how I am”. For the love of God, stop being like that. Does foolishness run in your family? Yeah maybe but still, cut it out. I know people who try to make excuses for their shitty behavior by attributing it to their zodiac signs.

“My sign shows I’m a cancer”. This joke writes itself.

Ignoring your Guardian Angel. The Angel assigned to you is fed up when he sees you opening yet another can of booze. You don’t have a borrowing problem, but if you attempt to pay back all your debt, you’ll have a brand new set of creditors. It’s time to hand over the controls to your Guardian Angel. You’ve tried your own and it’s landed you in two gutters in three weekends.

Fire brigade. Little Miss-Last-Minute won’t start making preparations until the very last second and have the nerve to act surprised when things fall apart. You had semester-long to prepare for the examination and on the day the question paper looks like it was written in Chinese. Borrowing a leaf from the good book, I will laugh at your calamity.

Is there an easy way out? Hell no. It won’t be easy. Acknowledging the loss of a loved one will drain you, but ultimately it’s for the best. Getting someone to snap out of denial is twice as difficult. It could be your parents. Experts say you could go through someone they respect and/or a clergyman. But know this, different day, same story…

It will end in tears.

© Gottfried. All rights reserved.

146 comments

  1. Just like you calculate your CGPA and you realise you need a 5.0 GP each in your last 2 semesters if u are to ever graduate with a 2.1……….but keep giving yourself false hope u can make those 5.0 at ease. Who are you deceiving, you had 3 good years to do that 😁 what’s gon change now?!
    Denial to the rescue!
    But reality laughing out loud at the background 😂😂😂

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    2. I am sitting here, just trying to toss another log on my fire, another sacrifice of a tree’s life, I am drunk and stoned on the best pot, I am having a grand old time, just because I can! What is a Life, if not to Enjoy it?

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  5. Hi Gottfried,
    Great post. I really enjoyed it and found a lot of value in here, especially for my teenage kids. I particularly love little Miss Last Minute and the exam paper which looks like it’s been written in Chinese. Most of us have been guilty of that at one time or another. I was a real master of this in first year uni.
    Thanks for reading so many of my posts. It’s been great to hook up.
    Best wishes,
    Rowena

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      7. p.s. keep saying what you think. Far too many people beat around the bush, never lay it on the line, resulting in zero dialog where nobody learns, understands, grows… part of maturity is at least considering another person’s perspective! And heck, there’s usually a grain of truth in it. :)

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  27. Now this my best ! 😊 see me feeling like I’ve got lines and I’m Chris breezy! Too bad she’s poor at decision making !! 😊 Moh this really struck me !!! Therefore there’s need to re -strategize my moves!

    Good one Moh 👊🏻

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  39. Ok, that’s the height of it… I almost got into trouble because of this blog post (apparently, was almost bursting laughter amidst a very issue)
    Haa…!!! Mr Banter, you killing it again and again!!!

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  44. Mind: Put water in the fridge
    Me: Weather’s cool 😎 no need 😁
    *comes in next day from under the hot sun famished*
    *opens fridge for cold water *
    Me: Haba, why isn’t there cold water in this fridge 🙄
    *walks away angrily. Annoyed with the ghosts that drank the water I did not put in the fridge* 😂

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