Begging

~ Gottfried

Always be well dressed, even when begging. If you’re going to visit my home to ask for a loan, kindly look the part. Show up in a tuxedo so that I know you’re serious about repaying. If you show up in torn clothes, I’m not even going to chuck any change at you. You’ve clearly become a security risk. It does help if you also smell nice, if it’s not too much to ask. And brush your teeth too. Too much? Okay, just use breath mints.

Instead of begging for a seat, build your own table. Even a dog some day will stop begging and go out to hustle. Never stand begging for which you have the power to earn. Unless it’s the rest of your inheritance. Don’t be needy, be wanty. If you are family, stop asking if you can borrow money. We both know you won’t pay back so stop with the empty promises. It does help though if you initiate contact a week before. Yunno, just find out how I’m doing.

I’m just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money. It’s amazing that no matter how much money you have, you can make some bad decisions, and in five months you’re on the street, begging. Which is why I encourage gambling. So you never have too much money in the first place.

I don’t need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover. You want to go out, and you know your parents don’t want you to go out. Think. It’s better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for their permission. Also, don’t cry and beg when you’re getting beat afterwards. Instead, think about the fun times you had on your rebellious outing and take it all in like a champ. You’ve earned it.

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at. I work only for money. If you want loyalty, hire a dog. I’m almost a millionaire, I have all the zeros, I just need a one. The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money. Don’t play with my money. You play with my life when you play with my money. This will be the last time you think something is funny.

Never beg someone to stay in your life. People don’t leave from where they truly want to be. Am I free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I’m still expensive. Everyone thinks I should be begging for my job back. Jokers, it’s everyone else who’s going to be begging me for their job back after I torch the office building. I mean, they can now all work from home like they always dreamed. Shame about the vault in the basement where all the cash is kept.

You cannot hold your head high with your hand out. As a beggar, if you don’t have anything good to say, say something funny. It works like a charm. I wouldn’t make it as a beggar, my smart mouth will always gets me in trouble and leave me penniless. And if it’s not my mouth, its my facial expressions. If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event…

what kind of filter would you use?

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368 thoughts on “Begging”

  2. Oh my! oh my! What can I say? Somewhere in the lines you seemed too harsh but, then, you are you. Why wouldn’t one get to know your standards and do all possible ways to go by them so that they be at peace with you?

    😂😂😂Someone is almost a millionaire. He has got all the zeroes but waiting for a 1. What a better way to describe being broke at the moment but aspiring to be so rich! Big ups. You have a way of making me 🤣🤣🤣, think and look at life in another way with your great words. Blessings

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          1. 🙈Every lady who has literally grown up in the hands of fairytales has sketches of wedding gowns hidden safely somewhere.

            When the time is right, all they will see is a beautiful bride in the perfect gown walking down the aisle to her precious partner for life. So, hun, my gown is sorted. Let your concentration be on other things like where we are to have our honeymoon from.🥂

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          5. No, am not afraid. I just want us to have some things to ourselves. By the way, do you know that some people would want to tag along? Atleast to be our photographer(s) they will claim.

            For the case of leaving everything related to work at home. Please do it for our future……. we would want to start planning for on day 1 of our honeymoon. Don’t try or else I will help you hide them away.🤭

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  7. “…It’s better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for their permission…”
    Sounds like “to sacrifice is better than obedience”🤣🤣

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