If you can’t convince them, confuse them. Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. The mind is intrinsically tranquil. Out of this tranquility, anxiety and confusion are born. If you see and recognize this confusion, then your mind is tranquil once more. There are those who’d rather be anxious because it’s their dream to die by having a heart attack.
Square boxes, round pizza, triangle slices. Not confusing at all. An expert is a man (women can’t be experts) who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. Once you accept your perpetual state of confusion, everything gets a lot clearer.

If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be genius. If you’re not confused, you’re not paying attention. Have patience. In times of indecision and confusion, certainty is often just one insight away. She likes him. He likes her. It’s obvious to everyone. Except them. They somehow end up marrying other people and the divorce rates continue to soar.
Being polite is so rare these days that it is often confused with flirting. Don’t get confused between my personality and attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are. I’m successful, deal with it! All success is loud. There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it? Exactly!
There’s no confusion like the confusion of a simple mind. Sometimes I can’t figure out if I’m in preschool or high school. Oh wait…I’m at work. Life is like a multiple choice, sometimes the choices confuse you, not the question itself. You can love two people, but you cannot be in love only with two people at the same time. You can extend it to three, four and even five. As many tabs as your brain can keep open and running.
Some people get confused if a sentence does not end as they potato. The most confused we ever get is when we try to convince our heads of something our hearts know is a lie. Feelings don’t ever make sense. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.
My brain currently has too many tabs open. My life has a superb cast, but I can’t figure out the plot. When there’s a confusion between your heart and mind, don’t listen to your mind because your mind knows everything but your heart knows only you. Someday everything will make perfect sense. For now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason…
except being short. There’s no reason!
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Great advice hidden in humour. Loveet!
That last line took me out sha. Not short people catching needless stray bullet. lol
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They deserve it for being brief and down to earth
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You can love two people but can’t be in love with 2 people at the same time
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I could argue that this is possible but that’s an argument for another day
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😂 😂 Last paragraph I screamed 😂 please can you fight?? 😂
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Haha, let’s meet in the parking lot 😂
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Great post as always. So true that there’s always something in life to be confused about so smiling really is the best cure. Also I take great offence to the last paragraph because I am short 😂😂😂
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Haha, perpetually waking up confused. I’m actually tired
Sorry 😂😂😂
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You can love many people but what happens if you run out of storage space? 😂
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Then you reset your drive and start afresh
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😬😬 you drive a hard bargain
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I do, don’t I ?
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Talking of shortness, tell that to January 😂😂
Maybe January was short because we are all longing for February 😄
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Just read this
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Haha, I’d be sure to
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January has been a long ass month, what universe have you been in?
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IKR, it’s the people around me saying it’s been short 🤓
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They don’t have the slightest clue 😅
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They were lazying around and that’s how they found it moving fast. A working man’s day never ends.
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Haha, you’re not wrong
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“My life has a superb cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.” – You know, that’s because you are the entire cast and the plot as well. Once we figure that out, it takes awhile to sink in, doesn’t it? I’m still trying to figure out how I created a blog called Banter Republic using a form called Gottfried. It’s a mystery I won’t solve this side of eternity – I’m sure of it.
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Billie, I’ve got the FBI watching your every move. 😅
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Thank you for existing, internet stranger! This post makes me relate on a disturbing level. 😂 Now I want to go back and read all your things.
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Haha, it’s always a pleasure to meet a likeminded individual 😅
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Woah! I’m a fan 👌👏
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Oh, I’m glad. Welcome aboard 😅
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Cool…now you must teach greeshma095 the secret handshake.
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If he asks nicely
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You’re welcome
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