Being sick is just your body’s way of saying you’re too awesome, and you need to slow down, so everyone can catch up. Remember when you could refer to your knees as right and left? Instead of good and bad. Ah, good times eh!
I’m so offended when my body decides to be sick. Like I gave you an orange last week. How dare you? I feel bad for the flu though. Especially since it has to spend time in my body. Health is really not valued until sickness comes.
Being sick can seem like all fun and games until you no longer live with your mom. Who else would sit there and watch you suffer? Being sick as a mom gives you a glimpse into how your family would survive without you. Listen to me, they will not make it.
I am sick, not stupid or mentally disabled. I’m not crazy. It’s not stress, it’s not in my head. I’m not causing this myself, I’m not making it up. I’m learning about myself every day. How well I deal with sickness. I can still do things for myself, like give you a whack on the head.
I like my independence but sometimes I need your help. Don’t take that as a weakness, or that I am giving up. I’m trying the best I can. We all need a little boost from time to time, lend a hand. You never know how much it could mean. I’m not ignoring you, I’m actually focused on trying not to die.
Every morning before getting out of bed, I calculate how much sick leave I still have left. I’m thinking of taking a sick day because I’m sick of people. Have you ever just gotten to the office, taken a look at your colleagues and feel sick in the stomach? Yeah me too! I’ve used up all my sick days so I’m calling in dead.
I have that feeling of being sick, but I’m not really sick. I just feel like I’d rather lay in bed all day and be unproductive for a change. First, the doctor told me the good news. I was going to have a disease named after me. When I die, I want my last words to be “I left millions of dollars under the…”
**gives up the ghost**
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No need to take a sick leave because I am on break 💃💃💃…….. You better not die without mentioning where the millions are😀
Haha, I’d kill to be you
The millions are in 🤭
If you are sick, you can still work from you bed.
Sounds like slavery to me
Yes it is.
I do not subscribe 😅
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Will do!
Health is not valued until sickness comes.. that’s deep
Yup indeed
Are we both trying to be the last ones to end this conversation? Say no by not replying.
oops i accidently forgot to tag your last reply-
anyways.
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Haha, I always have the last word
You bet. This time it is going to be me!
I’m not losing just yet.
same heree
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I don’t like that emoji
lol, why so?
I don’t know, honestly.
Haha, tell me 😅
The last paragraph tho! I will do everything within my powers to summon your spirit. You must live and tell me under where that millions of dollars is; and if u won’t wake up, I’ll go with you then come back later!
They are probably dancing with Michael Jackson right now.
haha, of course!
haha, the things you’re willing to do for money.
Feel better! And tell the ghost where the money is. 😀
Nobody will know where the money is buried as long as I am dead 💀
I haven’t been sick this year. That’s a yay on good health. But maybe sick of a few people😅 But i dread sickness
Tell me the secret 🤐
Morning runs🏃🏾♂️ and some cardio. Then decent food😏
Okay, this is not going to work for me. I only run when I’m pursued.
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They say health is not valued till sickness comes…..and to be as fit as a fiddle is very necessary……..Health is wealth😎
It’s the biggest currency there is. Can’t enjoy your money if you’re ill
This one is for me. I may be sick but my appetite never wanes. Where’s the turkey at? The cold salad? Bring it in!
Haha, you’re lucky to still have appetite when you’re sick 🤕
“I’ve used up all my sick days so I’m calling in dead💀 🤣
Please let me know how it goes🙏🏽😉Tanchu
Haha, I’ll let you know 😅
Your positivity is just beyond!
haha, I try to stay positive sometimes. It’s healthy!