Naked Truth

~ Gottfried

Adam and Eve had the right idea. If we continued to toe that line, we wouldn’t have an obesity problem. Without clothes there would be no fat people and this is a hill I’m willing to die on. It will also solve the big issue of consent. You don’t have to keep second guessing yourself.

Why are clothes so expensive? I should not have to pay this much to not be naked. People should be paying me to not be naked. I’m built like a Greek god. Fashion should have never evolved past tying a piece of cloth around your waist. It’s not coincidence that man’s fall from grace began the moment he wore clothes.

The problem with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. I feel that people who sleep naked have unlocked a dangerous level of unbothered. What if there’s an emergency? A fire outbreak of some sort. Then what? You steal the show as the fire fighters arrive?

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie. Only when the tide goes out do you discover who’s been swimming naked. Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow the path.

Ladies, if you argue with your man naked, you will win every single time. My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light. Maybe clothes make the man. These days naked people have little or no influence on society. I haven’t heard of a single successful naked protest.

You don’t have to be naked to be sexy. Young girls need to learn that sexiness isn’t about being naked. We are all born naked into this world, but each of us is fully clothed in potential, except Charles. Charles was born with clothes on, explains what happened to his potential.

Remembering that you are going to die is the best way to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart. So stop waiting for love and start making it. Find someone you love, get married, and get naked. And when you see me on the street

don’t even thank me

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162 thoughts on “Naked Truth”

  5. I’m a Capricorn, sleeping naked is far to risky. I’m a rapture waiter, waiting to to beamed up into heaven. I am sometimes put out that I am still here.

    I once danced naked on the second floor in a new apartment. Trouble was, in a hotel across the way there were spectators. I was only 17,but still.

    And last but not least, we were going through a long drought here so we all bathed in the same water, (I heard that yuk!) with my daughter going first in boiling hot water, then me then her little ones.
    My grandson was about 7,also autistic and he was next. He quietly compared his mother’s beautiful body to my 60 something whatever is left after life happened.
    “That’s disgusting, Granny,” he said.
    “It is absolutely disgusting, darling. I never once looked as good as your mom.”
    And then we all moved on. My grandson has not been allowed to see the further erosion since then.
    We tend to think children don’t think or see us, and more is the pity, hear us
    Happy day. Life is a party. Come as you are.

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  6. There is no reason not to follow your heart. So stop waiting for love and start making it. Find someone you love, get married, and get naked. And when you see me on the street.. 😊

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