Naked Truth

~ Gottfried

Adam and Eve had the right idea. If we continued to toe that line, we wouldn’t have an obesity problem. Without clothes there would be no fat people and this is a hill I’m willing to die on. It will also solve the big issue of consent. You don’t have to keep second guessing yourself.

Why are clothes so expensive? I should not have to pay this much to not be naked. People should be paying me to not be naked. I’m built like a Greek god. Fashion should have never evolved past tying a piece of cloth around your waist. It’s not coincidence that man’s fall from grace began the moment he wore clothes.

The problem with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. I feel that people who sleep naked have unlocked a dangerous level of unbothered. What if there’s an emergency? A fire outbreak of some sort. Then what? You steal the show as the fire fighters arrive?

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie. Only when the tide goes out do you discover who’s been swimming naked. Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow the path.

Ladies, if you argue with your man naked, you will win every single time. My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light. Maybe clothes make the man. These days naked people have little or no influence on society. I haven’t heard of a single successful naked protest.

You don’t have to be naked to be sexy. Young girls need to learn that sexiness isn’t about being naked. We are all born naked into this world, but each of us is fully clothed in potential, except Charles. Charles was born with clothes on, explains what happened to his potential.

Remembering that you are going to die is the best way to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart. So stop waiting for love and start making it. Find someone you love, get married, and get naked. And when you see me on the street

don’t even thank me

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  9. Women being the important word! rallying the troups for my friends comes in many forms! sleeping naked however is great if your fiends have bondaries! or not wake -up for service and a smile….not wasting time with lineal text! i built the garden, still looking for the god damn snake! lol got two myself as world physician maybe i need new humous! lol

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