Adam and Eve had the right idea. If we continued to toe that line, we wouldn’t have an obesity problem. Without clothes there would be no fat people and this is a hill I’m willing to die on. It will also solve the big issue of consent. You don’t have to keep second guessing yourself.
Why are clothes so expensive? I should not have to pay this much to not be naked. People should be paying me to not be naked. I’m built like a Greek god. Fashion should have never evolved past tying a piece of cloth around your waist. It’s not coincidence that man’s fall from grace began the moment he wore clothes.

The problem with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. I feel that people who sleep naked have unlocked a dangerous level of unbothered. What if there’s an emergency? A fire outbreak of some sort. Then what? You steal the show as the fire fighters arrive?
The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie. Only when the tide goes out do you discover who’s been swimming naked. Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow the path.
Ladies, if you argue with your man naked, you will win every single time. My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light. Maybe clothes make the man. These days naked people have little or no influence on society. I haven’t heard of a single successful naked protest.
You don’t have to be naked to be sexy. Young girls need to learn that sexiness isn’t about being naked. We are all born naked into this world, but each of us is fully clothed in potential, except Charles. Charles was born with clothes on, explains what happened to his potential.
Remembering that you are going to die is the best way to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart. So stop waiting for love and start making it. Find someone you love, get married, and get naked. And when you see me on the street
don’t even thank me
©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved
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Yeah, me too 😅
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Great and funny Blog…
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Thanks 😊
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I often strip to my undies when arguing with my husband. Works every time.
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You don’t even give him a chance 😆
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Gonna try that next time 😉
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Haha, I am not involved 🤣
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Super smart 🫠
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Thank you? 👀
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Please do! It took me three years to discover this simple and effective trick 😂
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Haha, no way 🤣
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It’s true. I wish someone had told me!
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Better late than never
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Lol! Smart girl, dear 😜😎
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Haha, not all the smart girls bonding in the comments
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Love your ideas, as well as your art!
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Thanks Jorge 😀
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And then there’s people who have dreams where they are naked in public. People say it’s because some part of them is exposed and ridiculed.
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Wow, is this an actual thing? 😅
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Well only the psychiatrists can confirm 🤷
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Aha 😅
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Lol 🤣😆
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I know 🤣
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😂 Lol
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Someone’s having fun 😅
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😂
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Course you are
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I guess I am hey!
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Of course!
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Okay, this got me roaring out load, because Hey- there’s something about the facts just starin’ in your face! About sleeping naked and arguing naked and just uh, being naked. Liked your funnies! And I sure feel damned awesome to be sleeping naked 🙂 Although I admit you did get me thinking about an emergency situation and a naked party. But okay, I’ll deal with that another time!
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Haha, deal with it now. You’re one 911 call away from being a star on television
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😂😋🥺
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😂
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I read somewhere that its recommended to sleep naked 😏
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The author was clearly as high as a kite
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Apparently its ‘healthier’ 😂😂
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I’m not buying it 🤣
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Why not though? 🤣
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I’m an eternal skeptic
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Always have been and always will be. Can’t remember a time when you weren’t 😂😂😂😂
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🤣🤣🤣 tell me about it
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You know, we’re kinda similar in that point 😂😅
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😂😂😂
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Running out of the house in a fire and stealing the show is hilarious.
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Sounds like a fun plan though 😅
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