Spending Wisely

~ Gottfried

A budget is telling your money where to go instead of wondering where it went. Saving is a very fine thing to do. Especially if your parents have done it for you. Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you’d do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.” This is my daily struggle. It’s not your salary that makes you rich, it’s your spending habits. I once had a guy at work making twice what I did, yet he always came to me to lend him money. I became a loan financier and gobbled up my deserved interests.

I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money. God didn’t give me this expensive palette for me to be mediocre. It doesn’t make any sense that everything I genuinely crave costs borderline ridiculous amounts. If you owe someone, due respect is never spending money when they’re around.

Anyone that tells you money is the root of evil doesn’t have any. I have a problem with people who don’t respect time. You see, time is money. Or at least my time is. Your time could be worth piss, and that’s okay. Minutes are worth more than money, spend them wisely. Every time I put money away for a rainy day, it starts raining THAT SAME NIGHT!

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. Every time money leaves my account, I bleed like a girl on the first day of her period. I currently have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. Don’t tell me what your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and I’ll tell you what they are.

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like. Can never be me though. My debt profile is a consequence of my insatiable taste for premium. Making money is often more fun than spending it. Spending money affects my mood.

Am I free tomorrow? No, I’ll be expensive still. They say love is more important than money but have you ever tried to pay bills with a hug? “Gottfried you owe me $290!” “Alright, come here let’s hug it out.” Staying in bed all day is a way of saving money. So is having less friends with interests like going outside. Money talks…

But all mine ever says is ‘goodbye’

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104 thoughts on “Spending Wisely”

  2. Please send money.. I have a big remodel debt.

    😂
    “Minutes are worth more than money, spend them wisely.”

    “Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like. ”

    😹

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  3. Hehe Mr. Gottfried True Wealth is Health
    In the First Part of This November A Middle
    Age Dude Assessed me as my Wife’s Sister’s Son

    After Confusing My Wife For Her Daughter Too Hehe

    (My Wife’s Other Sister is A Great Grandmother Making my Wife
    A Great Great Aunt And me A Great Great VERY Eccentric Uncle too)

    True My Wife’s Sister is 5 Years Younger than me
    at my Advanced Early Social Security Age at 62

    Yet That’s Not All As Far As Long Shelf-Life’s Go

    HAha as A Young Woman Quizzing me on Where i Learned

    All my Public Dance Moves at Walmart Last Week Assessed me

    As 39 Years Old When i Started The Dance 110 Months Ago i Was

    Assessed Similarly At Age 38 at 53

    Lesson Learned As the ‘Steve Miller’

    Band Provides in the Song About Grandma

    And Grandpa Still Dancing in Their Nineties Like

    My Father’s Twin Brother my Uncle Did Until He was 84

    With All the Lovely Elderly Ladies At the Juke Joint While His

    Wife Played Piano At that Advanced Age As Well Yes the Lesson

    Is Keep Dancing and Singing Freely Creating Rather Than Consuming

    And Your Shelf Life Will At Least Be Fun and if You Are Freddy Free-Loader

    (Like me With Empty Pockets At the Dance Hall Never Buying Even One Drink
    Though the Last 6 years of my 50’s
    Till Covid-19 Shut the Dance Hall
    Down and my Wife Gives No Okay
    Boo Who To Go Back For Free Grinding
    Dances That Do Keep Ya Feeling Young too
    Even Just The Thought oF it Again AND AGAIN)

    Yes the Green Stuff in the Bank

    Will Just Grow Like Mold as You

    Forget It’s even in there Hehe

    Yes my Currency is Love my Pay Rate is
    Love and my Pay Grade is Love too With

    A Side Order of All Peace That Brings no Fear

    Except For Fear of Heights As Life is Just too Much Heaven to Fall…

    i’ve Been Financially Independent the Last 14 Years and 10 Months Albeit

    Retiring Early From the Federal Government With The Military for 25 Years
    of Federal Civilian Service Paid for Active Work for 33 Years in mY Life Since

    Age 16 as i Spent A Year and A Half on Annual And Sick Leave Accumulated

    Since January of 2008 Officially Retiring at Age 49 in July of 2009 of Course

    i Was Literally Deathly Ill with No Prognosis for Recovery And that’s Part

    of the Lesson that if You Have no Health and the Worst Pain Known to

    Humankind And the Numb of not Even Being Able to Feel the
    Memory of If You Ever Smiled before in Life no Reference

    Point indeed in HeLL ON EartH for 66 Months Shut-in

    in Your Home Like the Phantom of the Opera and
    the Hunchback of Notre Dame WHAT Good is

    All the Money in the World if You Lose

    Your Soul Just Nothing Nothing at all

    As Hell isn’t A Hot Place at all Colder

    Than the Coldest Ice of Soul FRoZeN

    With No Sight of THaWinG Out At all

    Now LOOK WHAT HAPPENED i Flooded Your

    Blog Post As the Iceberg That Hit my Titanic continues

    to Melt Everywhere i Go in Creation Activity Free hehe

    And yes That Yucky God of Money Green Stuff Continues to

    Grow Like Mold in the Bank Out of Sight For Previous Sore EYeS in Hell
    My Father Was

    Terrified When i
    Fell Ill as He thought
    i Might Have to Ask Him

    For Help Finding Out i Actually
    Saved 6 Times More Money than He
    Did as He left my Mother When i Was
    3 As She Wanted to Raise Love Children at Home

    And His Lifelong Goal Buying 500 Dollars in Lottery
    Tickets Every Week until the Very End Was Getting Rich Until
    One Day at age 81 Almost 82 He Dropped Dead in His Steps

    You See His Identical Twin Brother Lived to be 88 Yet again

    He Danced

    And My

    Father Did Not Dance
    My Father Was Shocked
    Still Married in His Fourth
    Marriage Then Marrying
    The Second Wife Twice

    A New Car Every 3 Years
    Moving From Apartment to
    Apartment From House to House
    Still A Sizable Mortgage Left in His Seventies then
    And Until His Death As Well So i Said Dear Old Dad

    i kept the Same Wife the Same Home Buying it at Age 33
    Being With my Wife Now For 33 Years too And Keeping A Couple

    of Cars 14 and 15 Years too No Debt Now Since 2016 YES All Free

    Money as i Inherited it Out to my Wife to Take Care oF IT At Retirement

    As She Does the Rest of everything too As She Says She is the Best as
    i’ve Related Before

    And i Simply

    Reply Yes Dear

    Honey Do Have it
    All Your Way Now

    New Within Some Limits
    of Course Hehe Only coming
    Out of Financial Managing Retirement
    Occasionally Rarely When Need Be HAha

    People in the United States Pay the Most Allegiance
    to the Money and Stuff God Indeed Like Dear Old Dad

    to His Last Day with Lotto Tickets Laying All Around Cold and

    Dead And Worthless too as in the United States Folks who Make

    Tween $150,000 to $200,000 Still Live Paycheck to Paycheck at Rates

    of 52 Percent of that
    Economic Class Still

    Failing As Such That High Up

    Yes Mr. Gottfried If You Don’t Spend

    The Money Just Grows Like Mold in the Bank

    Better Yet Accounts Long Ago With Guaranteed

    Rates of Return That Incur no Income Tax Sheltered too

    Fortunately For me i Was Good At Numbers Big Ones Well Before

    i Started On November 25th 2010
    to Write Then Just
    to Escape the
    Suicide Disease
    Since 2008 The God of

    Money Is Dust in my Life

    Yet It Still Lives A Green

    Mold Growing in the Bank

    ‘All Buy’ Its Lonely Self God of

    Money Locked Away in the Vault for No one to Worship Hehe

    Jeez That’s 994 Words Yet Not Nearly As Many Miles 17,418
    Completed in 110 Months of Public Dancing Now Or 11 MiLLioN
    Words of Free Verse Poetry too Dear Lord Making Not A Penny No

    Matter
    How Long
    i Continue to Grow
    Forever Young for Now
    At Least as Now is All that Truly Counts
    And Only As Colorful and Lasting as the
    Colors We Create to Feel Sense Now Keep Creating
    Mr. Gottfried Best Wealth Just For the Hell and Heaven oF iT

    Just Peace
    And Love

    New
    Now

    (Ka-Ching
    Ka-Yang
    Ka-Yin)

    For
    Real
    WiTH SMiLes
    Yours Truly Per TAXinG
    Form 1099 Of Words..;)

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      1. Hehe You Should
        Have Heard The
        Monologue/Sermon
        On The Meaning Of
        Life i Provided to The
        Young 👩 Woman
        And Her FRiEnDS
        AsKinG About
        my Public Dance
        Moves ASSeSSinG
        me At 39 A Damned

        TSuNaMi
        Of Words
        For Real As
        i Talk Much
        Faster Than
        i Write Longer
        With SMiLes
        Oh Yes Pleasure
        Of my Presents the

        Unwrapping
        Never EndS HAha 😛

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          5. Hehe Yes i Could Tell You What i Was Doing At The
            Military Bowling 🎳
            Center With 12
            Lanes And Not
            Even Worry About
            Any Top Secret “Big
            Lebowski” Moral of
            The “Depth of The Story”
            Just Being The Laziest Dude
            in LA Lower Alabama Panhandle
            Of Trump’s Florida With Yes
            Three College Degrees on
            Call For Skating Free in Life

            Now Loaded In A Public
            Dancing And Singing Poetry
            Free Spree in The Tip of the
            Barrel of This State Shaped
            Like A Gun Named After
            Roses Like my County

            And The
            Catholic
            Church i Visit

            Both Named After
            Saint Rose It’s Practically
            A Miracle i Am Filthy Rich

            In Every Way Seeded
            In A Place Like This Per
            “The Secret” Of The “Big
            Lebowski Story” And “The
            Millionaire” And “The Dude”

            Yes i Am Practically
            “On Call” To Do All
            Of This Every Day
            Always Now A Bit

            “Touched” ThiS Way
            Yet Perhaps my Granddaddy
            An Irish Catholic X-Priest A
            Noted Author ✍️ From Last
            Century Famous Enough to
            Still Live in A Wiki Bio Page
            Dining In The Socialist Circles
            Of New York With Einstein

            Might Have
            Forecast my
            Fredenstein
            Destiny Yes As
            Family Legend
            Has It For Folks Who
            Pile Higher Deeper With

            PHD’s
            Hehe And
            “Stuff” Like That🤠

            Anyway Actually i Didn’t
            Need The Military Security
            Clearance Till The Next Assignment After
            Spending Decades
            Skating By At The
            Military Bowling
            Alley Fast 12 Lanes

            Through 5 Job Changes
            And Promotions Through
            5 Years i MANAGED to
            Retire Early Financially
            Independent As An NF-04
            Equivalent Pay Grade As an

            O-4 Major In The
            Marines Does After
            Only 25 Years Of Service

            Still SKaTinG “Buy” Free Hehe 🙃 Writing ✍️ Singing 🎼
            🕺 Dancing This “LA” Spree Free 🙃

            Most Amazing
            Part it’s All A Reality
            SHoW Really Happening

            Here Now on
            Your Blog Hehe 😜 🤠🙏🙌

            After All These Years
            Bringing Stories Myths

            To Life ✍️ 🎳🕺😇

            As Truly We
            All Do In Our
            Realities of Life 🕵️‍♂️

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          7. Hehe No Reflection
            On my Earthly Parents
            Really Dear Mr Gottfried
            Yet It’s True
            At Essence
            i’m Basically
            A God Child of
            ‘Bugs Bunny’ And
            The ‘Tasmanian Devil’

            Spiraling
            Tornado

            Hurricane

            SPiRiT Winds Free 🌀

            When
            i Dance
            Sing Freely Hehe
            Freedom Of Expression
            Keeps Our Stories

            Warm
            Vibrant
            And Still
            Thumping
            HeART Beats Higher
            😈 🐰 😇😜

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