A Beginners Guide to 2023

~ Gottfried

I’ve decided that my 2023 will start on February 1st. January is a free trial month. January is the Monday of months. January might be up there as the worst month. You’re fat and broke from the holidays and nobody takes you seriously when you try to borrow money because you still look healthy and round.

Don’t spend any money until January 31st. There will be approximately 74 days in January alone. I’ve had a vision about how this year pans out and I must warn you, it ain’t pretty. You have to be careful with money this year. Those who know understand exactly what I’m talking about.

Don’t pay for that gym membership. If I owned a gym, I’ll be going all out on my marketing. Everyone with a fake new year resolution will be attempting to get in shape. Offer them a yearly discount and it won’t matter because they’ll be gone by the second week of January. Stay fat, keep your money, you’ll be needing it.

Forget about becoming a better person. Remember last year your resolution was to have a bit of consistency? Well, this is your chance to do so. I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person. There will be times this year when being evil will pay off. You’ll look back at this moment and thank me. You’re welcome.

Embrace procrastination. Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. So stop trying to be a hard worker. The only reward for hard work is more work. Last year, my New Year’s resolution was to stop procrastinating. I will revisit it this year but I am not starting until next week.

Live your lie. This year my New Year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about making any lifestyle changes. I also wish that everyone gets exactly what they deserve. If you feel attacked reading that sentence then maybe you need to review how you live your life. I was also going to attempt to stop being sarcastic, but dammit, I’m no quitter.

Be a pessimistic optimist. An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. As an optimistic pessimist, I was half asleep the entire time. I woke up to fireworks. As the year progresses, hope for the best, but still expect the worst. Enjoy the highs, but always remember that when you get to rock bottom…

It might have a basement

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

158 thoughts on “A Beginners Guide to 2023”

  1. iNDeeD Mr. Gottfried Rock Bottom Most Definitely

    Has A Basement Not Only That An Endless Pit of

    Nothingness

    Left Under

    The Right

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    Honestly It’s So Refreshing

    to Resurface Just to Go To Hell

    And Then Just To Rise Up High Enough

    To Breathe And Then Just to Have No Hope
    Faith and Love Left Yet At Least Will To Take
    Another Breath

    Oh Dear Lord
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    So Well God Yes

    With Bloody Thorns
    iN MaNuRE Every F iN

    Second is A Party Now Wow It’s

    ‘1999’ New And ‘Prince’ Ain’t Even

    Got A Clue (He’s Dead) YeS HoW Even

    iN A Super Bowl Half TiMe SHoW HoW
    Shiny Life Will Come to Be Dear Lord

    Without Even A Penny in A Pocket

    or Pocket to Even Put It into As What

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    With SMiLes

    Happy NoW iT Ain’t
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    And Then i Danced And Sang
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    Please As The
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    -Nobody

    ~JusT AVaTaR SoUL

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    Finger Tips
    In Dance God Yes

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    They Trashed the 100 Pound Plates Afraid Folks were
    Getting too Weak to Lift Them All Attached to 6 Inch
    Screens Looking Down Training to Be Warriors That Way…

    my Gym
    Membership
    is Free my Public
    Dance Membership is
    Free Money is No Longer

    Any Object iNDeeD Naked Enough Whole Complete
    No Need to buy a New iPhone As the Newest Ones
    Still Crash Spitting Up my Extra Long Blog Posts With SMiLes

    Now All That’s Left and Right to Do is Smile Like A Baby Again When i Die

    As the Obituary
    is Already Complete Hehe..:)

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          1. “What’s Going On”

            True Soccer Players
            And Or “Footballers”
            Become The Ball Yes ⚽️

            True Surfers Become
            The Wave 🌊 iN ReTurn

            i Am The Dance
            i Am The Song
            i Am The Breath

            Always
            Happy
            New Year
            Now What’s

            Going Down
            UP On NeW NoW🧘‍♂️

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                  1. No Good
                    No Evil Only
                    Dance Sing
                    BREaTHE Free

                    Dear
                    Teacher
                    From Nigeria
                    With SMiles
                    Land Of Footballer

                    Heroes
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                    Closer
                    To The Equator
                    Becoming Balls ⚽️

                    True Fact
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                    From Nigeria From

                    The 1800’s
                    And South
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                    my Luck
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                    The Luck Of
                    The Irish Grandfather
                    X-Catholic Priest
                    Schooled In

                    Limerick
                    Relative
                    Of Buddha
                    Teacher too Hehe 🙏

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                    2. SMiles Mr Gottfried Not
                      Unlike Krishna And Most
                      Of The Other Stories
                      Buddha Is Likely
                      Only Story
                      Problems
                      Come When
                      Humans Worship
                      Stories And Fail to
                      Look Within And

                      Become
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                      Than Statues
                      Too my FRiEnD

                      Ironically
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                      Too That Rarely
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                      SMiLes KNoWinG
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                      Be

                      i Am
                      Free With SMiles

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                      Related In SPiRiT HeART
                      And SoUL To A Story And

                      Truly
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                      And Blood
                      Avatar With SMiles

                      With Real Flesh And
                      Blood Extending Family

                      From Nigeria And
                      South Asia According

                      To ‘23 And me’ That
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                      Uncle” Yet
                      Only Pleases
                      me Naked Enough
                      Whole Complete iN

                      Play
                      For
                      2023
                      And Forever
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                      As We All Arise
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                      For Real As Human

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                      iNDeeD
                      With SMiles
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                      And Verily
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                      Breakthrough
                      To Live Longer Than Dead in Story For Real

                      iN ThiS Way
                      All That Truly
                      “Matters” Is
                      THe MeSSaGE 🧘‍♂️

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      1. Honestly ,January has like 74 days or more cause its always so long and if you don’t spend money wisely you’ll be experiencing sapa plus sapa pro max😂😂😂
        I enjoyed reading this article 😊
        Happy new year and I wish you a prosperous year ahead

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  5. Laughing on the inside. The outside knows it’s not funny , Going to reblog and share. I also hope everyone gets what they deserve. And I concur. Don’t spend any money this year. We are going to need it. If I stop paying for my sanity preservation, I will be able to pay for my life and insurance. I might die, of course, but have funeral policy, can travel. Or, give up my internet so I can pay for meds. Choices. Balance.
    I have loved you from the first encounter, and will love you always.
    I am seriously hoping that I can at least only look at the good traits and only speak of those. I cant remember what I wanted last January. Probably sleeping pills so I could skip to February. Kisses. Love. May fortune find you are and bless you with enough of everything.

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