How to be a Hater

~ Gottfried

Hating is a dying art, it’s not just for anybody. People don’t get how important it is. Hatred forms the very fabric of our society. The first step to being a hater is to create a life devoted to someone you don’t even know. As you don’t have a life, you need to create one focused on a person that you want to hate. Find every ounce of bitterness that you have in you, and channel it towards the hating.

Dig up everything you can find on this individual. Now that you have all the information you need, stock up on your hater energy levels. These levels consist of all the bitterness and hatred you have in you because you don’t have the life of the person you hate. How dare they be more successful at this life thing than you?

Stay updated with the their life at all times. Whether it be a raise, a new job, a sweet gift from their significant other, you have to know these things. It is your job to be as informed as you can so do your research. Stay up all night doing surveillance outside their house. If you’re not risking jail time, you’re not doing it right.

Spread as many false accusations and lies about the person as you can. Now comes the tricky part, getting people to believe you. Sometimes the person is just genuinely good or well liked, this is why you hate them. They are lovable and you are not. But that doesn’t mean you can’t invent a few things to help fuel your hate. Don’t stop at herpes, try HIV AIDS.

Look back on their past. Look at their mistakes. Now that you have some in line, time to get creative. Intensify the hate. Get creative off the fuel that they are more loved than you. Know absolutely nothing but have the most to say. This is the number one reason why you are a successful hater. You know the least but have the most to say. Always remember that. That is your motto in life.

Find more sad and bitter people and start a group! Misery loves company and nothing would make you happier than building your circle of Hater Friends. Now is the time to create a bandwagon. You are not the only one without a life in this world. There are millions of people just waiting to release their inner Hater. Find them. Befriend them. Empower them!

Don’t waste your life away by doing things like studying well, helping your family, building a relationship with a supreme being and making friends, no. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So enjoy. And may you hate and hate till you can’t hate no more! If you still have difficulty being a hater, maybe just maybe you don’t have what it takes.

You’re a lover, not a fighter.

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

120 thoughts on “How to be a Hater”

  6. You are a lover not a fighter…
    You know the least but have most to say…
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Hate, hate, hate….let’s fill the world with hate …at least some people will have something to do…and the some people will then have job to hate those some people…🤣🤣🤣🤣 Everyone will be busy …🤣🤣🤣

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  9. I loved your response, “I do my best to keep order and balance in our society.” Ah, your sarcastic humor is just what this imbalanced, disorderly world needs. S’pose those haters out there will catch it??

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