How to handle Surprises

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. It took a lot of bribery and corruption to get me to speak. I was shook. I never want to do the same things twice. My life is so full of surprises nothing surprises me anymore.

I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else about what comes out of my mouth. There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved. Because, how dare you love me regardless?

Sometimes I drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver. Life is full of surprises, you don’t know what will hit you. I like surprises. Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make someone laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.

Life is such a surprise. You never know when you’re going to drop dead. There are some near death experiences that give you an idea. If you’ve had up to five, the handwriting is definitely on the wall. Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise.

The best things happen unexpectedly. Sometimes what you’re looking for comes when you’re not looking at all. If you want better days, stop looking for him. He’ll find you. In the middle of the night, if you’re still reading this then trust me you too don’t work.

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself. Surprise yourself by changing your dream to reality. One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn’t do. Surprise me

Say something intelligent

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78 thoughts on “How to handle Surprises

  1. Quote: In every game of con, there is always an opponent and there is always a victim. The trick is to know when you are the latter so that you can become the former. Quote ends. If you haven’t already, you should see the movie REVOLVER Quote: The enemy is in all of their heads. They think he is them. If you try to destroy him, to save them, they will destroy you. Quote ends.

    You did ask for something intelligent. I liked the bit about men being surprised that they could do things they thought they couldn’t do, never mind that the thing they chose to do was the biggest mistake of their lives. Women have got used to saying, “Oh, well…” Expectations of men has dropped significantly.

    Which reminds me of another movie of which I have no quotes off hand. “A Few Good Men.” That has become so old. Love ya as always. Happy surprises. Be one of the good men please. Please. Please. Plerase. Surprise me!

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