How To Catch A Scammer

~ Gottfried

There are so many scams on the Internet nowadays. Send me $419 and I will tell you how to avoid them. Always send money to strangers. If your virtual love interest ask for money, it’s usually not a scam. It’s an invitation for you to demonstrate just how much you care about the relationship.

Curiosity pulls you into the scam. Greed keeps you in it. Who is going to believe a con artist? Everyone, if she is good. Scammers usually have the best motivational quotes. They might take your money but at least they leave you inspired. If you want to ensure you never forget your wife’s birthday, forget it once.

I love scam phone calls. I pretend I’m an old Irish woman desperate to pay them. My record is an hour and a half. I pretended to go to the toilet five times in one and spent about forty minutes reading out my card details incorrectly later on. Little did the scammer know that he was the one in danger.

Beware. If he asks you to leave Instagram and chat via email or hangout, chances are he is a catfish scammer imposter. The best, the very best scammers ask you for advice. This is their favorite technique. It makes them seem vulnerable. It flatters your ego. If something looks too good to be true, you should walk away from your screen.

Fake people are like pennies. Two faced and worthless. The way to uncover fake currency is to hold it up to light. The same applies to people. Avoid clicking on suspicious links from emails, chat rooms and instant messages. Unless it’s a “click this link and win $1000” then you should absolutely click the link. You can’t miss out on a bag like that.

Whoever is detected in a shameful fraud is ever after not believed even if they speak the truth. Scammers be like “get your money up”. We did, you stole it! Scammers don’t care about your feelings. Everything they tell you is copied from a script. That’s why they call you sweetheart, dear, honey and sugar. They’re talking to multiple people

They can’t remember your name

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

64 thoughts on “How To Catch A Scammer”

  1. Problem:

    “Sweet dreams are made of this
    Who am I to disagree?
    I travel the world and the seven seas
    Everybody’s looking for something

    [Verse]
    Some of them want to use you
    Some of them want to get used by you
    Some of them want to abuse you
    Some of them want to be abused”

    Solution:

    “Hold your head up
    Keep your head up (Movin’ on)
    Hold your head up (Movin’ on)
    Keep your head up (Movin’ on)
    Hold your head up (Movin’ on)
    Keep your head up (Movin’ on)
    Hold your head up (Movin’ on)
    Keep your head up”

    As Related By Annie Lennox Way Back
    in 1983 When the Internet Was A Wee Wee
    Dream a Bunch of Nerds and Geeks Had Who
    Wanted to Download Unlimited Varieties of Pretty

    Birds With
    Faster FasterFaster
    Internet Access Speed iNDeeD

    Recently A Catholic PR Bishop Related
    That a Catholic Exorcist Said That Was
    A GateWay to Demon Possession True

    There Are All Kinds of Scams in Every ‘Institution’

    Cray Cray
    Cray Cray

    Trust The Rest of
    Nature As It Has No
    Language to Scam Us With

    As It’s True Every Word is a Lie and
    A Scam At Core A ‘Tree’ That Idol
    Symbol Will Never BE A Tree Like

    Other Three
    Letter
    Idol
    Words As Well

    SMiLes Mr Gottfried
    i hang OUT With the Furry
    Climbers of Trees and Real
    Birds With Wings i Visit the Big City Keeping
    A Certain Public Dancing Distance Keeping it Real

    Indeed Yet i Return to Nature For Truth Once Again

    As Far as the Internet Goes Whenever Someone Tries to
    Hit me Up on a Scam Like a Bunch of New Self Published Books
    For Sale i Refer them to the Keeper of the Money And Let them

    See if They Can
    Talk Her Out of
    Her Department Store Funds Hehe

    One of my Favorite Internet Scams is
    When Someone Likes 12 of my 60,000
    Word EPiC Novel Size Blog Poems in 12 Seconds

    Or Serial Likes Every Sweet Thank You i Reply on Multiple Posts

    The Solution Is Simple i Visit them With A Blog Sized Comment

    And See

    If They

    Are Real Hehe

    SMiLes Mr Gottfried You
    Prove You are Real You’ve
    Never Liked One of my Blog Posts

    And You Are Able to Withstand
    A TSuNaMi Bravo That Makes You
    Not Only A Real Human Yet A Real Man

    in
    my
    Biggest
    Book at Least Hehe

    You are No Scam Man..:)

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    Reply

          1. “Big Grammy win for us all!”

            iNDeeD Dear Mr Gottfried

            Yes Shipmate We All Deserve
            A Gold Star For Making This
            Journey So Far Hehe Other

            Than that Speaking of ‘Grammy’ Awards

            As Some Grandchildren Love to Call Their
            Grandma ‘Grammy’ HAha Last Night at the

            Public Dance Sweeping Up a Total of 19,877
            Miles at Walmart A Young Woman All Smiling

            Rushed Up to Me With Her Smart
            Phone Blazing With A FaceTime

            Screen As She Said

            my ‘Grandma’
            Also Known
            As “Grammy”

            Just Loves me Please
            Come Over Here to The
            Screen to Wave A Smile to Her

            That’s A Bit Unusual Usually it’s the
            Grandma’s Saying Their Grandchildren
            Look For me Dancing During the Last
            128 Month Duration of Doing It Wherever i Go

            It’s True Grandma Is Likely Younger than me That’s
            How Life Goes When Ya Never Stop Dancing True Eventually

            You Become

            The Elder

            Dancer Who
            Folks Tend to
            Love A Lot Like
            Grand Ma/’Grammy’

            At the First Sunday
            Dinner With the Whole
            Family on the Pastor’s Farm

            True She Gets Most of the Hugs
            And Currently i Get the Hello’s on the
            Small Screen Hehe

            It’s Not Made
            Out of Gold
            This Award
            Just Love is
            All Ya Need

            As a Group of
            Philosophers
            Once Noted
            They had Become
            John 14:12 More Popular
            Than Jesus By Spreading
            Even More All Ya Need is LoVE iN Peace

            True i Don’t have to iMaGiNE That Either

            This Place of
            LoVE iN Peace
            Within Heaven for
            Real According to Luke 17:21 too

            You Know You Feel You Sense When i am
            in the Flow of that Ever Increasing Complexity
            of Dance That Lights Up my Whole Living Tree
            Mind and Body Whole Soul Up More and More

            THere is Just
            No Way Anyone
            Else Could Subtract
            Or Add Any Stick or Carrot

            That Would Make Life Any Less or
            More Naked Enough Whole Complete

            Yet it’s
            True the
            ‘Grammy
            Award’
            is KiNDA Cute..:)

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