How To Catch A Scammer

~ Gottfried

There are so many scams on the Internet nowadays. Send me $419 and I will tell you how to avoid them. Always send money to strangers. If your virtual love interest ask for money, it’s usually not a scam. It’s an invitation for you to demonstrate just how much you care about the relationship.

Curiosity pulls you into the scam. Greed keeps you in it. Who is going to believe a con artist? Everyone, if she is good. Scammers usually have the best motivational quotes. They might take your money but at least they leave you inspired. If you want to ensure you never forget your wife’s birthday, forget it once.

I love scam phone calls. I pretend I’m an old Irish woman desperate to pay them. My record is an hour and a half. I pretended to go to the toilet five times in one and spent about forty minutes reading out my card details incorrectly later on. Little did the scammer know that he was the one in danger.

Beware. If he asks you to leave Instagram and chat via email or hangout, chances are he is a catfish scammer imposter. The best, the very best scammers ask you for advice. This is their favorite technique. It makes them seem vulnerable. It flatters your ego. If something looks too good to be true, you should walk away from your screen.

Fake people are like pennies. Two faced and worthless. The way to uncover fake currency is to hold it up to light. The same applies to people. Avoid clicking on suspicious links from emails, chat rooms and instant messages. Unless it’s a “click this link and win $1000” then you should absolutely click the link. You can’t miss out on a bag like that.

Whoever is detected in a shameful fraud is ever after not believed even if they speak the truth. Scammers be like “get your money up”. We did, you stole it! Scammers don’t care about your feelings. Everything they tell you is copied from a script. That’s why they call you sweetheart, dear, honey and sugar. They’re talking to multiple people

They can’t remember your name

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

64 thoughts on “How To Catch A Scammer”

  7. These scammers don’t know how to stop. One of them called me to buy 20 buckets of paint for 7k each and sell for 50k each. I played along for long minutes, then I told him to send the money. He wanted to pull out every strand of hair on his head in frustration!

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      1. this scamming is just looting every digitally savy people. I got scammed for USD 300 by someone posing as my father’s friend and sending messages on payment app. They just make you feel so trapped.

        i learned my lesson the hard way. now I frustrate them. 😁

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  10. 😄 This is a satirical take on various aspects of scams, and it’s pretty funny! However, for the sake of clarity, I want to emphasize that these “tips” are purely for entertainment and should not be taken literally. It’s important to be cautious and discerning when dealing with unknown individuals online, and to avoid sending money or personal information to anyone unless you’re absolutely sure they’re trustworthy.

    As for the last line, it’s a humorous way of saying that if you forget your wife’s birthday once, you’ll probably never forget it again! 😂

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