Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day compared to men who need only about 10,000? In 1816, women had no rights. In 1916, some women came together and together they fought for some rights. The year is 2026 and now women are always right.
Do you know the history of Women’s Day? Initially Women’s Day was planned for the 6th of March. Women took two days to get ready, and that’s how it got postponed to the 8th of March. Men’s day was also planned and a day was given. But they forgot the date!

Without HER, even HERO is 0. Without HIM, even a CHIMERA is just an ERA. You can see just how foolish these things are? For men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen. Just remember, that’s where the knives are kept. Make sure she goes with an orange.
A woman is helpless only while her nail polish is drying. That’s the perfect time to tickle her. Why worry and get so worked up about being “pretty”? Instead focus on being pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong. Always be a first-rate version of yourself.
Well-behaved women rarely make history. There are two theories with arguing with a woman, neither actually work! Cheers to the women who can change a tyre, install a faucet, ride a bike, bake a cake, and still look fabulous while doing it. You’re the real superheroes.
Celebrate the women in your life today. And tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that, and every other day for the rest of that week, and for all the months left during that year, and for the next decade, and for the next decade after that. Just keep celebrating women.
And the men.
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Naked yet whole
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I will keep celebrating women 😊
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Until it’s your turn 🤭
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Cheers to Fabulous women ❤️🥂
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The absolute best ❤️
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The ending should be editted out😂
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Haha you wish 🤣
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Sage advice. Women never forget and men have to sleep sometime. 🤣😎🙃
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We need to agree to a ceasefire!
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we forgot to celebrate ourselves 🤣
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It’s what we do 🤣
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yeah celebrated women’s day and also Mother’s Day which was like a week apart, I think I’m doing my part. Cheers
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You’ve done more than enough
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Fancy nails and fancy shoes are for women to shame other women. They are psychological weapons.
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Don’t get me started on BBLs
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lol
Those women take two trips to haul ass.
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