Wanted Pregnancy

~ Gottfried

Congratulations on getting pregnant. Is your baby licking your belly with joy? They say it is the most rewarding experience any woman can enjoy. If a baby can hear everything inside the belly then I’m pretty sure their first words are going to be “It’s just too hot!”. 

Mouths don’t get pregnant. Pregnancy is the happiest reason ever for feeling like crap. There’s something empowering about going, “Hell I can do this! I can do this all”. That’s the wonderful thing about mothers, you can do because you must, and you just DO. 

Pregnancy is in the air! Everyone is announcing that they’re pregnant, including some men. The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. 

Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes. Imagine not fully wrapping your head around the fact that there would be a person at the end of it. You read endlessly about pregnancy and what or what not to eat. And then you’re sort of not prepared for the actual baby. 

During pregnancy, dropping something on the floor means deciding if it’s worth never seeing it again. Bending down becomes an extreme sport. Waiting for the baby is like picking someone from the airport but you don’t know who they are or what time their flight arrives. 

There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it. Months have an average of 30 days, except the 9th month of pregnancy which lasts about 1,000 days. Welcome to the beginning of the end of your life. 

Congratulations on your pregnancy!

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

14 thoughts on “Wanted Pregnancy”

  1. Great Job! Fertility Rates in Nigeria
    Are 3 Times More than the United
    States Got Us Beat Where Survival

    Counts Most as the United States

    Is Far Below the
    Replacement

    Cycle of Humanity
    Ah Yes Mr Gottfried
    By the Year 2050 Nigeria
    Is Predicted to take 3rd Place
    Passing the United States ‘Bye’

    As Population Rates Once again
    and again and again and again
    Replenish the Leading Country
    In Reproductive Vitality Hmm

    In the United States Women
    Under the Age of 50 Measured
    By Polls indeed by Measure of 64 Percent
    Don’t Wanna Have Any Children at all For
    The Options available and associated fears

    Ah Yes i Remember when my Wife Went into Labor
    A Beautiful Experience Turning into a Tragedy as
    The Blue Lights Came on as my Wife was having
    A Life Threatening Seizure and the Ultrasound Didn’t

    Pick up Multiple Congenital Anomalies A Roller Coaster
    for Us at Shand’s Children’s Hospital 500 Miles Away
    And Only a Life of Pain for the Child Named Ryan for 51 Days

    The Neonatal Unit Providers confided to Us if they Knew in advance
    All that could go wrong they likely would have Never had any Children of their own

    Anyway the Species over Here in this
    Country is Progressing Toward Extinction
    And Yes the Folks in Nigeria are Replenishing
    The Human Gene Pool to Extreme Versus a Majority

    of Women Under 50 In the United States at 64 Percent Say

    No
    Means No
    Children Indeed…

    A Substantial Number of
    Parents we Know are still
    Basically Responsible for
    Their Adult Children the

    Parenting Here May
    Just Never end

    or begin
    too as Yes
    the Larger Picture
    of Nature Says This is
    What Happens when a

    Country Uses 40 Percent
    of Global Human Resources
    With 4 Percent of the Population

    True the rest of Nature Living Out
    of Balance Naturally Culls Parts of
    The Species to Bring Back Balance

    It’s Not A Conscious Effort by them
    Or Us Really In Part at Least God Yes

    Just the
    Way Nature
    Works and Plays

    or Does Not do that Other thing..:)

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      1. Indeed Mr Gottfried “Soylent Green” Over Here in
        Basically Eating Our Own Faces as Part of Nature out
        of Balance Is Definitely an Obstacle to the Kind of Fertility

        Rates Found
        in Nigeria

        With
        SMiLes
        🌱🙌🫣

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  4. Even though I don’t know anything about pregnancy yet,I call it being part of A Great Miracle because having to carry another life to term can only be a miracle

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