I have learned to accept failure as a beautiful thing. For you to fail, it means you're at least trying to earn the right to be called a failure. Think about those that haven't even tried. They've never felt the adrenaline rush right before their plans fall like a pack of cards. If you're not … Continue reading How To Fail Spectacularly

We're finally leaving the church premises. I had successfully waded through the photo session. At this point, I nurse the suspicion that the photographer wasn't taking actual photos but that's none of my business. I escort the bride and groom to the limo and we climb in. I pressured them into getting a limo by … Continue reading The Reception

Did I ever tell you about the time I was one of my best mates' best man? Who am I kidding, I have no friends. What happened was, there was a bidding war between the groom's real best friends. So he settled for me, a lesser of the two evils, for peace to reign. There was … Continue reading The Best Man

So I asked my readers/fans/friends to pay tribute to me. Their opinions range from the mundane to the downright ridiculous. Here are the most profound paragraphs that made the cut. Enjoy! Gottfried is the type of man to knock a passenger in a moving bus and run away after. Mr. Easy life. He doesn't like … Continue reading Gottfried

If you're into mind-boggling tales, you're sure gonna love this one. I want to tell you the most nerve-wracking, compelling story ever written. Strap-on and join me on this journey of the most wanted man in the history of humanity, his name, Uche. Like all excellent thieves, he started small. Stealing all the hearts of … Continue reading Rob-in-hood