So I asked my readers/fans/friends to pay tribute to me. Their opinions range from the mundane to the downright ridiculous. Here are the most profound paragraphs that made the cut. Enjoy!
Gottfried is the type of man to knock a passenger in a moving bus and run away after.
Mr. Easy life. He doesn’t like stress at all. Dad was sure he was so lazy, he wouldn’t be able to make it to high school. There were mornings when everyone would be hustling and bustling to get to school, but Ragwo had shut down. His system will remain on hibernate and he’d sleep for at least three days. It was his own way of factory reset though, to be able to continue his journey on mad Earth.
Witty. Funny. Sarcastic as hell. Kind. Honest. Says it as it is. Always open to learning. Loving. A shoulder to lean on when you need it.
Gottfried is like Channel 4; full of independent programs of minority interest. He doesnโt find favor in the eyes of all, but by Christ, he’s splashed like hell. Thriving in the face of conflict and being at peace in the midst of controversy.
Gottfried is a talented, focused, smart, free-thinker. He’s also a bully, likes mild trouble and women codedly. He’s not as open-minded as he’d like to think. He is an arse!
Gottfried’s kind is rare – you know I still ponder on whoever taunts people just so they could be free with him, that was really a great approach to getting into my thick skin. Your sense of humor is one of a kind and that alone is worthy of my time.
I remember I heard of an incident from school, where a message was sent to your mum that you were sick. She hurried down, only to see you in the football field shouting at the top of your voice… “PASS THE BALL!!! PASS THE BALL!” She came closer, then called your name. Legend has it that the look on your face that day has never been seen again!
Dude is brutal in words and calm in actions. Whenever he compliments you, enjoy the nice words while it lasts because you don’t know what the next minute holds. However, deep down in his left auricle, there’s a soft spot that makes you forget how annoying he can be.
Of course, you might not agree with everything. Also if yours didn’t make the cut, feel free to write yours in the comments.
If you still can’t see them, I deleted it๐
ยฉ Gottfried. All rights reserved.
Gottfried is a great man, and yaa funny too, ๐๐๐๐
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Haha, heโs a visionary
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Gottfried is funny and controversial.
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Aptly put
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Sakasiiiim at its best. You just gotta love him and also want to knock him.
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lol why are you so violent ๐๐ญ
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It’s needed ni
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You have such a unique style of writing. This post is hella contagious. So original and interesting. Kudos to you
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Thank you for enjoying my scribbling. Much love
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Gottfried is a type of guy, which makes me go “not this guy again” while wishing secretly, him to be there ๐๐๐๐
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haha, what is the color of your madness ๐
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I don’t know, I am mad ๐๐
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lol ๐ I can tell
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didnโt know that madness has a color. only you would know.
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Madness is bright red
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Iโm somersaulting in laughter all by myself! Code or Zone Red is ________! (fill in the blanks) ๐คฃ
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Iโm not playing with you ๐
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Thank you – Iโm playing all by myself!
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Ah fairs
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Ur sarcastic but warm at heart..
Ur good with words but selective in talking..
Every word u scribble shouts so much humour which I hardly find in any other bloggers..
really enjoyed it.. love and respect๐๐
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Thank you Vikram, it was almost like I was reading about myself…oh wait
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Love the blog!!
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Thank you Amber โค๏ธ
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Itโs one and the same person, right? Gottfried, Ebuka, Mr. Easy, Mr. Lazy, donโt know if this is a part of the names – Ragwo, the advocate, a good Nigerian friend, a visionary, … did I miss any. Oh, of course banter/sarcasm master. Must add, Special.
Loved your blog the first day I found it. Sometimes though I wonder whatโs going on in that head. Keep it coming. ๐๐โ๐พ
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haha, you missed god. I’m a god!
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Oh, my bad for forgetting the most important of them all, right? Like that you make it a small โg.โ I hope folks realize that itโs another of your banter and not misconstrue it. Take 2: Godโs Peace, and all the above. โ๐พ
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Theyโre welcome to fight me to death
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No emoji will suffice – need to create one for this response.
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Pass the Ball๐ ๐
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Haha ๐
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Someone said a โbullyโ?! Nah!!!! Lol ๐
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You never know ๐
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