The Evil That Men (Scratch That) Women Do

October 22, 2018January 6, 2021 ~ Gottfried

This should be fun. What is evil? Is it stealing the last piece of meat from the pot? Beating your younger sibling simply because…why not? Or convincing your buddy to toast a girl when you know he never stood a chance? ( I’m sorry Davies). Frankly, I don’t know, and I really don’t care. Men are evil, this I know, we’re not called Yoruba demons for fancy. You see women, even Lucifer takes notes from them.

Hell hath no fury like mother nature. Mood swings everywhere. If A lady is upset she naturally takes it out on the next person. The time I took a class. A student refused to smile or participate in the class. She told me that the reason she was upset was that a sibling had annoyed her on her way to school. As such, she was determined to stay angry throughout the day to show the sibling what she was made of later on.

Today we have time to discuss the number of women with children from other men albeit unknown to their husbands living under his roof and growing up. The secret stays safe even up until the death of the husband. But you know, women are the weaker vessels so we cut them some slack.

Infidelity amongst men isn’t some sort of myth. How about this, a lady on Instagram called out her married boyfriend for not giving her sufficient attention. My thoughts really are; what the heck is that about? Who empowers their girlfriend that much? What does the wife do? We go back to the popular quote which women despise. “Women should be seen but not heard“.

English teacher back in school was a nut case, we used to have spats on a regular. You can’t be both ugly and annoying ma’am. Pick a struggle. Anyway, this one time, she had given us hell (as usual) and left. I made a snide remark to a friend about her. You know these things they say about witches having 20:20 vision and impeccably hearing? Well, they weren’t lying. Of course, she heard me, the less said about that traumatic experience, the better.

If you thought “$5k Bae” was interesting, you should hear the story of a guy who left a bill of $83,000 for a lady he was on a date with. She was invited to a restaurant and despite the fact that the guy was in a mood to spend, still ordered within her means while the guy pulled out all the stops. He asked to be excused and never came back leaving her with a bill amounting to the GDP of Osogbo. For today I think we can all agree that sometimes men are really the scum of the earth. To be fair I think the whole story was a hoax.

Men and women are evil in their own rights. Religious people say it’s only the love of God that can take out such evil from the heart. Philanthropists think that by helping the poor and the needy, little by little, the evil in the world is cleansed. I say the evil in this world will continually persist, it’s how it was meant to be, what you owe yourself as an individual is to be the good you want to see in others.

Stay classy