Laughter they say is the best medicine, I’d like to disagree, ecstasy pills put in a pretty good shift. It’s always good to hear people laugh at your jokes though. That is, till they laugh so much they start crying now you don’t know if you should continue talking or hand them a tissue.
Some people laugh so much they fart in the process. I don’t have any problem with this. Matter of fact it’s mildly amusing. Where I do have a problem is when these people blame the farts on the laughter. No sweetie, you already had the farts stored up, the laughter was only the trigger.
You ever been with someone that laughs so much that you start laughing too? Easily my best kind of people. Like why are you constantly amused? What is so funny? Why am I laughing at the way you’re laughing? Better yet, why is your laugh making my laugh to laugh?
When a person you don’t like cracks a joke and everyone laughs. In your defense, as you struggle to keep your face muscles in check, there is beef. This one time, a guy I was beefing cracked a joke and I’m struggling not to laugh but it was creeping up on me. So I laugh(loud and throaty) and remind him afterward that as good as the joke was, the cold war remains. Commitment
For some, laughter is a coping mechanism. To laugh at life’s ridiculous turn of events makes those events bearable. You ever be in a fix so bad you start laughing? The teacher hands you your script. You can tell it’s bad cause he’s folding a corner of the paper. You open it just for confirmation and let out a chuckle. What do you say to zero over twenty? And your overzealous teacher took out time to draw a face in the zero, with ears and everything.
I know I got zero, but have you seen the look on the zero? It’s smiling!
Ladies, listen up! Imma let you in on a little secret. Funny guys are dangerous. You laugh and laugh and boom! you’re in a committed relationship. Here comes the part. Isn’t it great that ladies swear that all they want is a sweet guy that makes them laugh and also doesn’t take things too seriously? But the breakup story usually sounds along these lines…
“Gottfried, you never take me seriously?”
“Honey, that’s exactly what I advertised”
I’ll have you know that there is a thin line between sanity and insanity. As you laugh, you’re flirting along that line, any wrong move and boom, a nut goes loose. If you’ve seen the Joker, you know how this ends. Here’s a pro tip on laughter from yours truly.
If you’re going to try, go all the way
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Thank you. Read through other posts. 😁
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lol…. it not possible to stay without laughing ….i gas laugh it loud
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Hahaha true.
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Literally laughing out loud… Have you ever been in a situation where everyone’s sober and the atmosphere is thick more like at a funeral and you bursted?… How would the world be if there ain’t no sunshine? Laughter is life itself… Call me a fool, I’ll payback with laughter… I remember being beaten for laughing unnecessarily (so my dad said), but it’s in me and can’t do without…
Lol, Joker was an awesome one…
Thank you for every Monday.. 😁
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Haha your dad should cut you some slack 😂😭😭😭.
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If all the laughter emojis and loolzz were real, wouldn’t the world be a better place? 😊 – this one was real 😄
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Haha, of course yours is real 😅
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Who gets you rethinking the ownership of your front door after a convincing walk to it?
May you live forever! 🤠
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Hahaha yes!
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NEVER sneeze and fart at the same time.
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You sound like there’s a personal experience here, mind sharing? 😅
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You got it.
Given that farts are controllable and sneezes are not, the sneeze pulled the fart aside and made a deal unbeknownst to me, settled on a plan, and executed it simultaneously. The result was something akin to what is said to go through a goose, only wetter and faster.
I was on a project deadline, and since I’m a conscientious worker, I accepted my discomfort, completed my work, then loudly complained about my co-worker’s excessive flatulence. Suddenly I had a dental appointment and I left the office early.
TRUE STORY (as far as you know).
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Sorry about the homies doing you dirty. Shit happens.
About your co-worker, I can imagine his fist just wanted to have a conversation with your cavities but things just got quite out-of-hand. Such a shame really 😂
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Interesting 😂
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I know 😂
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Nooooo!!!
“Funny guys are very dangerous”!
Guy.. you just broke the guy code.. you don spoil market..
Now how I’m I going to get he girl of my dreams??🙆🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
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Hahaha, go and make money!!!
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This is so funny 🤣 i kind of find it easy to laugh and make people laugh too . But if u laugh at my jokes while we are fighting you need to tell me whats funny 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ Infact better just keep a straight face because I obviously was not cracking for you to laugh.🤪
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But the joke was in my vicinity 😂😂😂😭😭😭
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or how about when a person you don’t like cracks a joke, and you end up farting?
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“Sounds like a double whammy here. Over to you Jim” 😂😁
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in such a situation, I would just leave the room without saying a word. and hopefully never see those people again 🙂
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A worthy sacrifice for a fallen soldier 😂😂😂
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🙂
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Cheers Jim
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