Laughter they say is the best medicine, I’d like to disagree, ecstasy pills put in a pretty good shift. It’s always good to hear people laugh at your jokes though. That is, till they laugh so much they start crying now you don’t know if you should continue talking or hand them a tissue.
Some people laugh so much they fart in the process. I don’t have any problem with this. Matter of fact it’s mildly amusing. Where I do have a problem is when these people blame the farts on the laughter. No sweetie, you already had the farts stored up, the laughter was only the trigger.
You ever been with someone that laughs so much that you start laughing too? Easily my best kind of people. Like why are you constantly amused? What is so funny? Why am I laughing at the way you’re laughing? Better yet, why is your laugh making my laugh to laugh?
When a person you don’t like cracks a joke and everyone laughs. In your defense, as you struggle to keep your face muscles in check, there is beef. This one time, a guy I was beefing cracked a joke and I’m struggling not to laugh but it was creeping up on me. So I laugh(loud and throaty) and remind him afterward that as good as the joke was, the cold war remains. Commitment
For some, laughter is a coping mechanism. To laugh at life’s ridiculous turn of events makes those events bearable. You ever be in a fix so bad you start laughing? The teacher hands you your script. You can tell it’s bad cause he’s folding a corner of the paper. You open it just for confirmation and let out a chuckle. What do you say to zero over twenty? And your overzealous teacher took out time to draw a face in the zero, with ears and everything.
I know I got zero, but have you seen the look on the zero? It’s smiling!
Ladies, listen up! Imma let you in on a little secret. Funny guys are dangerous. You laugh and laugh and boom! you’re in a committed relationship. Here comes the part. Isn’t it great that ladies swear that all they want is a sweet guy that makes them laugh and also doesn’t take things too seriously? But the breakup story usually sounds along these lines…
“Gottfried, you never take me seriously?”
“Honey, that’s exactly what I advertised”
I’ll have you know that there is a thin line between sanity and insanity. As you laugh, you’re flirting along that line, any wrong move and boom, a nut goes loose. If you’ve seen the Joker, you know how this ends. Here’s a pro tip on laughter from yours truly.
If you’re going to try, go all the way
© Gottfried. All rights reserved.
“Where I do have a problem is when these people blame the farts on the laughter. No sweetie, you already had the farts stored up, the laughter was only the trigger.” 😂😂😂😂 Oh God I almost died
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Haha, they want to act like they’re saints 😂😂😂
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I think you forgot the people who pee when they laugh
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They’re a disaster waiting to happen 😅
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That’s why we have rug shampooers
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Haha, gotta keep someone in the business 😂
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A few poisons we’d love to devouver ! 😂😂😂
What a “killer” post ! 😂😂
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Haha, glad you enjoyed it 😁😁
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Io non prendo in giro proprio nessuno a me spiace che tu ti senta così ma fidati che nn lo è….ciao
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va bene
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Conosci un botto di lingue, sai anche il tedesco per caso?
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Il mio nome è tedesco, cosa ne pensi?
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Io conosco solo l Italiano poi dal finale friend mi sembrava più inglese
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No non lo è. Se ti stai chiedendo cosa stavo chiedendo prima, è stato di lasciare un “mi piace” sui miei “post”. Al contrario di “commenti di mi piace”
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Lo lascio sempre
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No, non lo fai.
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Si clicco sulla stella
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Buona giornata
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Altrettanto
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Cheers 😊
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I’m the second category. Laughing anywhere, anytime , anyplace.
In fact, last night I’d gone to sleep at 12:30( very unhealthy!) and the next thing I know , I’m trying to control my laughter and not burst out laughing because I suddenly remembered the ratatata meme (I’m in the ghetto ratatataaa…. I’d told you once , remember?😂)
Such is life for me
Sincerely,
Insane☠️
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I remember 😂😂😂😂
This isn’t healthy 😂
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Not at all😂😂
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Help yourself 😁
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Laughing, crying, and sighing all have influence on others. We are social animal after all. The emotion of others becomes part of our own life. LOL.
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Yeah, we even pick up these habits unconsciously.
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LOL. We don’t even know we are influenced.
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That’s the real kicker
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The part of the laughter that gets everyone laughing😂😂
I give myself 5 stars for that🖐🏾
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Haha, just look at you.
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Uuummm…very interesting..well..theres jus levels of laughter…and some needs something to booast that up…but naturally laughter…is great
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Yeah it is 😅
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Laughing when situations seem so bad is really releaving stress. My laugh is naturally adjusted to come out in situations that are driving me mad with anger or sadness. But that’s not a good picture to others anyway. Specially to my mum “I’m scolding you and you are laughing at me!” exactly I didn’t laugh at her, I laughed at a joke my mind came up with, right in the inappropriate moment.
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Haha, she needs to know that laughing is your coping mechanism. Same as me. I laugh at pain
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GUILTY!!!! I’m a habitual laughter tooter!!! Thanks for another great READ!!! Xoxo
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You’re welcome 😉
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I cannot with you!! “Hunny that’s exactly what I advertised”
Funny guys really are dangerous though lol. Funny women… same but in a different way. More indicative of us being super sensitive or in tuned to the world around us
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Haha funny guys are still less harmless than funny girls
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Agreed! Y’all still break our hearts
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lol it be like that sometimes 😌
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