My Sweet Valentine. I write to you with a heart full of love and a belly full of soda. If I had only one smile in me, I’d give it to you. Where there is great love, there are always wishes because, Love, is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves- alone, we find it with another. My words to you are as genuine as they are true.
A lot has happened since we last spoke. I grew taller, and you became rounder. Growth nonetheless! And as time passed, I came to the realization that there are a few things I haven’t said and need to get off my chest. You see, there comes a time in a man’s life where he thinks himself into a headache. We have arrived!
I’m never going to admit that I’ve gone broke. Even if I have! As is the case, that’s unacceptable! Not following the lofty standards I set for myself. Worse still, especially on the eve of Valentine. Therefore, I will take a more honorable route and do the right thing!
Setting the tone right…
Then dropping the bombshell!…
Sticking to your guns…
Pagan Holiday. Let’s skip this celebration. Despite the fact that society tries to pretend that it’s a day of love, history teaches us that two men were murdered in cold blood that day. I know you get squeamish when you see blood so I’d advise you don’t open the gift I’m intending to send.
A flimsy excuse? I understand that relationships are built around love and a support system. That being said, I must admit that you really have some unresolved daddy issues. Only your daddy can love you unconditionally. What do you mean I should apologize for calling you out on your bullshit? Why do you suddenly become Niagara falls every time you’re caught being wrong? Get with the program or vamoose!
But it wasn’t always like this. The last time we celebrated this pagan festival, you did the unexpected and scarred me for life. It all began from a harmless conversation…
It’s the D-day and I’m really excited to show you what I got you…
Now it’s your turn. Apparently, you didn’t get the memo or worse? Surely my ears were deceiving me? You took my breath away, literally!
So I did what any sane man in my shoes would have done. Invoke some old-fashioned juju!
Were you trying to make it an even number? Plus the one you bought didn’t even fit! Am I a joke to you?
All is fair in love and war. I have decided to climb the high moral ground and offer you forgiveness. But know this, there will be no peace for the wicked! No, I’m not saying that you’re wicked! It’s just a quote you could learn from, you know? Like they always say, we learn every day. Don’t we?
You always spoke about how you could do better without me. You took my dry humor for granted and that’s rich seeing as you don’t have any funny bone yourself. But more importantly, I’ve been meaning to ask you this burning question, since you think you’re so slick…
Valentine is coming?
Valentine is coming?
Valentine is coming?
Where’s your boyfriend?
© Gottfried. All rights reserved.
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Valentine’s Day is overrated 😒
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Tell me about it? 😑
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*Singing*… “Valentine is coming…. Where is your girlfriend” ???
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Is it not too early to be throwing stones? 😭😭😭😭
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Me I don’t kuku have a Val, i’ll sit in my house and lick a red lollipop on a white stick. Nice piece, bruh!
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Haha, you’ve given up before the drama begins. O ma se oh! 😁😁
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Valentine buzz everywhere lolz, most people don’t even know the history o, they just know it’s a day to buy gifts for their lovers; dat’s also a good one, buh what of people that don’t have any lover, any ideas what they should do?😀😀
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Those people should form a support group.
Buy water guns and spray on all the lovers they can find 😂😂😂
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Shebi it’s because he got something na…
The ones of “it’s the guys duty to give the lady gift” are worse… 😢
All is for love…
Happy valentine…! ❤️
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Those ladies do not care about you my good man.
Do better henceforth. Free yourself from the shackles 😂😂😂
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Lol🤣..
Val message for him is ready #first paragraph😍
And YEAH he’s still gonna get boxer and singlet☺
Where is the boyfriend? Still trying to be the boyfriend😶
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Haha feel free. I deserve my credits though.
This is why we don’t even bother to speak up.
Look at the state of this 😭😭😭
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Well, for me, this week is just another week that starts on Sunday and ends on Saturday. Nothing more, nothing less. Also, that technique to summon lightning is URGENTLY needed. Some individuals need to undergo “Factory Reset”. Thanks in anticipation to your response, Gottfried
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Only the purest of hearts can summon lightning from the great beyond. 😂😂😂😂
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What did I tell you about shooting shots this 2020? Oya, osiso and get a babe.
Leave the loving lovers alone.
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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. … To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy 😭😭😭😭😭
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Now, what’s going on?
Better go and snipe someone….all this confusion from shooting shoots…damn!
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Haha, read slowly next time 😅
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She’s sitting at home…….. LONELY!!!!!!😂
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😂😂😂😂😂
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Its 2020 and you still got him an underwear?!
Underwear!!!!!😂😂😂
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Some of these sisters need to be stoned 😂😂😂
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we’ve passed the boyfriend phase
sorry!
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Where’s your husband?
😂😂😂
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