What’s important? It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose. You see, winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is. I might wake up and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
Arguments. What’s the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife? The man buying a lottery ticket actually has a chance to win. Here’s a tip for you. If you can’t win an argument, correct their grammar instead. Works like a charm.
A Court case. A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. When all fails, there is always delusion. This Cop pulled me over and said papers. So I said scissors, I win and drove off. Why am I getting cuffed and thrown into the back of a police van for being a winner?
Rename yourself. Nothing spells out your desire to win than getting a name change. Let people do what they need to do to make them happy, mind your own business and do what you need to do to make you happy. Live your name. Winner or loser.
At life. Every time you find humor in a difficult situation, you win. I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I’m winning. A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He’s out there now…trying to win a trip back!
At Dieting. Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose. I’d be in great shape if I wasn’t so damn lazy. If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
Drink up. Wine is win with an ‘e’ on the end. If you drink water too, who knows you might win your face back from all that acne. Yup, increasing water intake has a positive effect on skin appearance. Astonishing.
Spirit. When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. I think funny and talent will always win. I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you’re funny you’ll get over all that. In the end, it’s just a rat race. The problem with the rat race is that even if you win…
You’re still a rat
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“If you can’t win an argument, correct their grammar instead. Works like a charm.”
NOTED!✔️
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Haha, also make sure you’re a fair distance out when you do
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Haha you have a great sense of humour! Laziness award lol 😜 I’d send someone to pick it up too 😄😅
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Haha, you’re just like me 😂
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“If you can’t win an argument, correct their grammar instead. Works like a charm.”
This one, should we follow or laughing is enough?Isn’t adding paraffin to the blue flames of burning gas😂
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I mean, once you start arguing be prepared to crash and burn
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Hahaha more jargon again what do mean crash and burn?
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Go down the rabbit hole
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Aah alright
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Yup
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That’s why I don’t play rock paper scissors with a cheat. You’re on your way to the station because you said your answer after knowing the police man’s answer… duuuh💁♀️
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Haha, he shouldn’t have said papers 😂
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😂😂😂😂. He shouldn’t have played with you
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😂😂 exactly
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😂
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😅
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I took the advice of yours and said paper to the police and now I am sitting at the back of the police car and writing you….
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Omg keep playing. The game never stops 😂
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True 🤣 My hands are paining now 🥲
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😂😂😂 suck it up
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The time has come to ESCAPE 🤫
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😂😂😂 go on then
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I finally succeeded my friend!😌
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I love that for you
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Thank You My Friend 😌❣️
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You’re welcome 😊
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“The problem with the rat race is even if you win you’re still a rat” ✍️
Beautiful penmanship as always…. Well done dear
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Thank you 😊
Thanks for stopping by 😘
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Can’t stop laughing 😆
The banter King himself🙌🏼
Well doneeeee dear
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Thank you 😊
Love the support ❤️
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Ah I’ve learned something new about arguments. Win with grammar. Nice.😁
Why does it have to be called a rat race?😩
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Haha, with great power comes great responsibility.
We’re all rats 😂😂
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Power is fun. Responsibility means *run away as fast as I can.*
😅😅💔
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Haha, you must have pulled this definition out of your hat
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Sure did.😁
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Of course 😁
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😁😅
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Have a lovely weekend
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I very much like your -do what you need to do, winner or loser! – Thank you Gottfried, for your eccellent proposals.
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You’re welcome Martina 😊
Glad you found something worth your while
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You’re welcome 😊
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