The Superior Gender

~ Gottfried

Gender is between your ears, not between your legs. I think women are foolish to think they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Besides to be better than a man takes very little. The bar is underneath the ground. Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks. Make no mistake though, man are, and will always be, the prize.

Learn the difference between a woman and a girl. Same gender, different breed. Girls like ice cream, women like wine and actually rub cream. Girls are sweet and innocent, women are manipulative and generally guilty. It’s no wonder most men prefer to marry their childhood sweetheart. If you’re lucky, she’ll share her wine with you and not manipulate you all the time. It may be a man’s world, but men are easily controlled by women.

A woman’s place is in the kitchen. Unfortunately, that’s also where all the knives are kept. Gender roles are absolute nonsense. ‘Because you are a girl’ is never any reason for anything ever. Ever. Now wake up from your slumber and go find a job as a waitress or something. There’s no such thing as beauty sleep sweetheart. I would rather trust a woman’s instinct than a man’s reason.

Introspection. A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad. Men want peace and quiet. Women do everything in their power to either be the peace or ensure that there is no peace. When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. A woman’s guess is much more accurate than a man’s certainty.

Better aim. Women do what they want, Men do what they can. Women are better in the area of keeping the bathroom clean, and it’s only because they have a garbage aim so they are forced to sit down. When you’re operating sophisticated machinery such as men do, you’re allowed to gamble a bit. Dear men, our aim is to keep the bathroom clean. Your aim will help.

Men are lunatics, women are idiots. Women tend to fall in love in a man’s presence. Men tend to realize they are in love in the woman’s absence. Here’s all you need to know about men and women. Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. Also, women are stupid. Dogs aren’t left out either. Men are dogs. Women are cats. As has been long observed, men are people, but women are women.

Make a difference. To make a difference in this world as a man, you have to do the unthinkable! You have to invent something or make a major discovery. Even turn water into wine! For the woman, all you have to do is something brave like shave your head. Men have to be the best dancers or richest looking guys at a party. As a lady, if you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.

Mistakes. When women survive an awful marriage or love affair, they generally avoid another relationship for quite some time. With men, however, it is just the opposite. The moment they finish a catastrophe they start looking for another one. It’s almost as if they heal faster. Or don’t heal at all. With all the evidence thus provided, the superior gender is…

not women

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          3. Oh, I’d say this shows how easy it is to corrupt, at the cost of everyone’s health (but is health really a social priority? 😉 ).
            Here the mask falls off: who cares about children and their growth, their future, the continuation of the species, I would say they are good for organ trafficking and those vices of rich untouchables.
            I think I’ll invest in an underrated reincarnation: methane… it can’t be a bad life since so many choose it 😛

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          5. Eh, Italy is a nice “spare parts” sorting centre… oh, you can’t say that!!!! Sorry, I retract everything, I was talking about Chinese technology parts… oh, sorry, you can’t say that either! Sorry, sorry, retracted everything, I meant a nice tourist sorting centre (we should be OK with that 😉

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  5. The last one is too true. I work at a divorce lawyer, and a guy called in tears to make an appointment because he couldn’t love his wife anymore. Before he finished making the initial appointment with me he had asked me out twice. I told him to finish one catastrophic mistake before making me his next one. He laughed. When he came in, he heard me talking to my boss and recognized my voice. He came up to me, asked me my name, reminded me who he was and asked me out AGAIN. He waited a total of 6 days. I had just ended my marriage two months before. For me it was too soon (and just, no thanks). For him, the first time he asked he was still drying his tears after a fast google for divorce lawyer. My ex was already involved 2 weeks after we ended.

    I’m this, they are far superior. Until they crack up on the new woman because of some PTSD nonsense regarding trash that happened 10 years ago because they sat silently and never dealt with it (and we’re not powerful enough to start a war). In that regard, women are clearly superior. We can go absolutely berserk at the drop of a hat and for no real reason, but 10 mins later, everything is normal again. Neither gender is good at keeping quiet. One stews, the other pretends silence is the way. In the end, explosions happen anyway.

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    1. It’s actually amazingly ridiculous and sad how quickly men move on. They don’t even allow themselves time to heal.

      Yeah, I do agree with you on the silence thing. Pent up anger is dangerous. I wonder who told men that silence is the way 😅

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  7. “A quiet woman is usually mad. Men want peace and quiet. Women do everything in their power to either be the peace or ensure that there is no peace. When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.”

    This is the exact opposite of me lol! I’m quiet because I’m an extreme introvert.. Also you wont notice when I’m sad/angry because I’m always quiet, so I guess that’s what men want eh?😆

    Other than that I agree with every word you said. I also think its foolish to females to think they’re equal to men.

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    1. Haha, actually because men pay no attention to specifics, they’d judge based off widely accepted beliefs. Summarily, in your case, he won’t have a clue that you’re angry which is bad. For you.

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      1. Makes sense actually. But I think that a man already has enough on his mind without the tantrums of the women isn’t it? I don’t know to be honest… I’m not experienced in such matters

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  9. You got me with this one, I love touchy topics.

    what I noticed however via the comment section is the kind of effect you have on your readers, literally everyone is genuinely immersed, emotions are evoked and they are telling their stories without fear of backlash. In my opinion that’s testament to kind of influence you have garnered through writing.

    Men are people indeed whilst women are women😅

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