The Superior Gender

~ Gottfried

Gender is between your ears, not between your legs. I think women are foolish to think they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Besides to be better than a man takes very little. The bar is underneath the ground. Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks. Make no mistake though, man are, and will always be, the prize.

Learn the difference between a woman and a girl. Same gender, different breed. Girls like ice cream, women like wine and actually rub cream. Girls are sweet and innocent, women are manipulative and generally guilty. It’s no wonder most men prefer to marry their childhood sweetheart. If you’re lucky, she’ll share her wine with you and not manipulate you all the time. It may be a man’s world, but men are easily controlled by women.

A woman’s place is in the kitchen. Unfortunately, that’s also where all the knives are kept. Gender roles are absolute nonsense. ‘Because you are a girl’ is never any reason for anything ever. Ever. Now wake up from your slumber and go find a job as a waitress or something. There’s no such thing as beauty sleep sweetheart. I would rather trust a woman’s instinct than a man’s reason.

Introspection. A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad. Men want peace and quiet. Women do everything in their power to either be the peace or ensure that there is no peace. When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. A woman’s guess is much more accurate than a man’s certainty.

Better aim. Women do what they want, Men do what they can. Women are better in the area of keeping the bathroom clean, and it’s only because they have a garbage aim so they are forced to sit down. When you’re operating sophisticated machinery such as men do, you’re allowed to gamble a bit. Dear men, our aim is to keep the bathroom clean. Your aim will help.

Men are lunatics, women are idiots. Women tend to fall in love in a man’s presence. Men tend to realize they are in love in the woman’s absence. Here’s all you need to know about men and women. Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. Also, women are stupid. Dogs aren’t left out either. Men are dogs. Women are cats. As has been long observed, men are people, but women are women.

Make a difference. To make a difference in this world as a man, you have to do the unthinkable! You have to invent something or make a major discovery. Even turn water into wine! For the woman, all you have to do is something brave like shave your head. Men have to be the best dancers or richest looking guys at a party. As a lady, if you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.

Mistakes. When women survive an awful marriage or love affair, they generally avoid another relationship for quite some time. With men, however, it is just the opposite. The moment they finish a catastrophe they start looking for another one. It’s almost as if they heal faster. Or don’t heal at all. With all the evidence thus provided, the superior gender is…

not women

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352 thoughts on “The Superior Gender”

  3. “A woman’s place is in the kitchen. Unfortunately, that’s also where all the knives are kept.” This line was epic 🤣
    Bdw for your kind information there are women who don’t like to talk but just wants peace or alone time, they are call introverts. 😜😅

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  6. “Mistakes” is what describes what I experienced, but to add there are men who wont even end a relationship or marriage and jump into a second one all while trying to maintain their feet in two boats. Plus they wouldn’t care less of the misery and trauma the wife would go through.
    Having said that, being alone maybe lonely but at least one is safe from other gender’s BS. LOL

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      1. Me too. LOL are you a LEO ZODIAC SIGN like me 😛 Yes I agree with you, also I have observed that society is quite judgmental on divorced women and people even go on spouting that she should have tried harder to make it work as if a relationship is only the woman’s sole responsibility.

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  9. I can’t fault the reasoning. But, men are not dogs. They are cats. A man has assets – everyone in the circle is part of the long game strategy. A woman will run after his car as her man rides off into the sunset, just like a dog, begging, “What didn’t I do?” And she will lick you to death if you choose to come home without hissing.
    But Yes, a man is always a prize. Not first prize, but the prize. Unless of course your aunty dies and leaves you enough to buy silver spoons for each child and some. Women are stupid. In a lack of knowledge way. We always think the best, give benefits of the doubt, really believe that we are loved and then lose the plot completely (that’s when we go mad/gray/crazy) when said children’s father says, “It’s the girl I fell in love with when I was ten. You don’t know her.” Said girl leaves the lap of luxury to at last be loved only to discover, uh, no. Not so much. Give me more wine! Women cannot play the game, let alone the long game. Women end up in the pound with all the other deserted dogs and yelp at strangers. Reason why I volunteered at our animal shelter and reason why I can’t go back. So, just the cat- dog thing you mixed up. Everything else is as it is.

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