The Scourge of Infidelity

~ Gottfried

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Real women can’t get stolen. The funniest thing about a woman who stays with a cheating man is the fact that she stays with that cheating man. 80% of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. ‘I love my wife’ bumper stickers are strictly for men who were caught cheating.

Cheating isn’t a mistake. It’s a choice. A mistake is an accident. Cheating and lying are not mistakes, they are intentional choices. Stop hiding behind the word mistake when you get caught, stand in front of it wearing the words printed on a T-Shirt. A man who marries his mistress creates a vacancy in that position.

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives. If your partner is being extra nice to you for no reason, there’s a slight chance you have something to worry about. But don’t fret just yet, give it nine months. The truth is still blurry, but the lies are getting clearer. I know you caught me cheating but it’s your fault for spying on me.

Wolves in sheep clothing. A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. History repeats itself. Liars will be liars, cheaters will be cheetahs, and the person who has always been there for you will be there for you. Until they die from natural causes. Infidelity does not come from a lack of love, it comes from a lack of respect. If they do it once, they’ll do it again.

Cheating on a good person is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock. Guys are like bras, they hook up behind your back. Wanna know if your girl is cheating? Snatch her phone and run into the bathroom. If she tries to break the door down, know you’re not the only one. Bonus point, if you come out and find her crying, run for your life!

Behind every untrusting girl is a boy who made her that way. Those of you that are married don’t know what God has done for you. The modern-day dating scene is so ghetto a few people have opted to stay single forever. Brining the much-needed population control the government craves. Cheating on me is easy, but trying to stop your car without brake fluid isn’t.

There’s something wrong with your character if opportunity controls your loyalty. Creative problem-solving is not necessarily tantamount to cheating. Cheating generally and cheating on anyone is deeper than people realize. It destroys their outlook on life, love, future relationships and peace within themselves. Cheaters don’t think cheating is wrong…

until they get cheated on

Gottfried. All rights reserved

208 thoughts on “The Scourge of Infidelity”

  1. People don’t even realize that getting cheated on reduces a person’s self esteem, because you’ll keep thinking “what if am the problem?”

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  2. “There’s something wrong with your character if opportunity controls your loyalty.” What insight you have, Gottfried. I was married to a “wolf in sheep clothing.” I took the cue to pack it up and move away, but how stupid some people can be. So many lives it can affect. I always look forward to your banter.

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  6. Great post, Gottfried. I wonder if people even consider the effort that is required to cheat. You have to be pretty organised not to get caught. Beware of ultra organised perfectionists in my book.

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          1. It’s safer that way. The Rooster is too old to cheat. He is definitely not a spring chicken these days.

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