When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Real women can’t get stolen. The funniest thing about a woman who stays with a cheating man is the fact that she stays with that cheating man. 80% of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. ‘I love my wife’ bumper stickers are strictly for men who were caught cheating.
Cheating isn’t a mistake. It’s a choice. A mistake is an accident. Cheating and lying are not mistakes, they are intentional choices. Stop hiding behind the word mistake when you get caught, stand in front of it wearing the words printed on a T-Shirt. A man who marries his mistress creates a vacancy in that position.
Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives. If your partner is being extra nice to you for no reason, there’s a slight chance you have something to worry about. But don’t fret just yet, give it nine months. The truth is still blurry, but the lies are getting clearer. I know you caught me cheating but it’s your fault for spying on me.
Wolves in sheep clothing. A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. History repeats itself. Liars will be liars, cheaters will be cheetahs, and the person who has always been there for you will be there for you. Until they die from natural causes. Infidelity does not come from a lack of love, it comes from a lack of respect. If they do it once, they’ll do it again.
Cheating on a good person is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock. Guys are like bras, they hook up behind your back. Wanna know if your girl is cheating? Snatch her phone and run into the bathroom. If she tries to break the door down, know you’re not the only one. Bonus point, if you come out and find her crying, run for your life!
Behind every untrusting girl is a boy who made her that way. Those of you that are married don’t know what God has done for you. The modern-day dating scene is so ghetto a few people have opted to stay single forever. Brining the much-needed population control the government craves. Cheating on me is easy, but trying to stop your car without brake fluid isn’t.
There’s something wrong with your character if opportunity controls your loyalty. Creative problem-solving is not necessarily tantamount to cheating. Cheating generally and cheating on anyone is deeper than people realize. It destroys their outlook on life, love, future relationships and peace within themselves. Cheaters don’t think cheating is wrong…
until they get cheated on
Gottfried. All rights reserved
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So many truths in this post, Gottfried. Good work!
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Thanks Alex. Been a hot minute, how you been?
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Keeping busy and out of trouble, my friend.
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That’s the spirit. I try to do the same
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You are doing a fine job, Gottfried. You add much-needed laughter to your readers in your posts.
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Thank you for lifting my spirits. I needed that 😁
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Any time.
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Love to see it
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.”Infidelity does not come from a lack of love, it comes from a lack of respect.”
This was a great read, there are many great portions I could quote. Great Insight!
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Thanks 😁
It’s not that they don’t love you enough, it’s that they don’t respect you at all
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Dissolution of marriage companies. Companies also break up. It’s a rotten institution.
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En sadık kediler🐈😺
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It’s the oldest institution people still join regardless of the statistics 😂
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Tabiii😁😂😂
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😂😂😂
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If you come out and see her crying…run for ur life🤣🤣 but why? Women are too good in the game for that.
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The tears have to be crocodile 🐊
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You know being a victim, we know the truth but turn a blind eye.
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We should stop turning a blind eye
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Reblogged this on Denkind and commented:
Cheating is not an accident but a choice you do deliberate 🕯
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Yes sir. Thanks for the Reblog
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‘Cheating is not a mistake, it’s by choice ‘ needs to stick to some people’s skull. It’s funny how people justify cheating like it’s the new normal. Beautiful writeup by the way.
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You called it. They think it’s the new normal. Tragic development
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Cheaters don’t think cheating is wrong. They know cheating is wrong and still continue with it.
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It’s true. They’re well aware but they choose otherwise
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back to reading your posts, this one was too good.
hilarious and serious at the same time…
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Wow, thank God you’re back. We’ve been lost without you
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oh shut up!! lol!
well, now that I’m here, not gonna let you have peace!
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Haha, that’s a relief
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“Cheating on me is easy, but trying to stop your car without brake fluid isn’t.”
😂😂😂
Till we meet to part no more.
Lol.
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Haha, Oya match break now make I see
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