I miss the old days when men were men, and were married to women deserving of them. Men went from commanding armies and destroying civilizations to “I slept on the couch because my wife was angry with me.” In their own house! Pathetic to say the least. If she says she’s taken, it’s probably for granted.
Since when do men have feelings? Real men don’t have feelings. If you’ve grown feelings as a man, the onus is on you to ensure that your feelings are never hurt again. Men solve problems, they don’t dwell on them. Next time you feel a tug in your chest, drown it with a glass of water like a real man.

Real men have audacity. Ladies, ever wondered what happened to that man who got your number and never called? He was probably not interested as such. Men can approach women merely for the adrenaline. To know if they still exude charm and chivalry. To see if he still has “game”. He was just doing it for his ego.
A man is what he thinks about all day long. For some, it’s money. For some others, it’s the shape of a particular lady. And they wonder why they don’t get any work done. Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. Yes, I’m talking to you.
What happened to the manliest man among manly men? He turned out to be a woeful, wimpy, wet dishcloth. I see men tell women that they feel lucky to exist in the same reality as them. How did we get here? Make no mistake brothers, men are the prize. Real men don’t fall in love, they decide to love.
Some men never heal from the death of their mothers. The purpose of most men is to make their mothers proud. Never dare a man without a mother. He has faced one of the biggest fears any man will ever face in life. That man will take on any opponent and never shy away from battle. Even if the opponent is his wife.
Being a ‘good man’ is something you do, not something you are. A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. Stop thanking women for being in your life. It’s disgraceful to even suggest. What kind of dirt does she have on you that makes you so comfortable to look whipped in the full glare of the public eye?
Free yourself
©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved
I have so many ladies number on my phone that I don’t even relate with no more…
So many other things on my mind 😂
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They need to know that you can see beyond shapes 😅
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Afternoon beautiful! you are still alive the! you still spamming my words or you open for banter? i could do with a hug! lol
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Beautiful afternoon dear friend!
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You filterring naughty! A real gent, good just remember when your good women grant you the world! When you are naughty we pull in the reigns and tie your harnesses! true love or money?
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I like where you’re headed, keep going
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You have given the best description of what a real man is that I have ever read. Rooster has never slept on the couch. He says he paid for the damn bed, so that’s where he will sleep. I guess that makes him a real man.
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haha, I have never understood that concept. It gives too much power to one individual and forever upsets the dynamic of the relationship
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You’re welcome
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Men, what happened to you?
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I wonder 💭
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Lolz, Very nice piece. I’ve learnt a new word from here 👍
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Haha, you’re welcome soldier
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Men should better “joth fins down”😂.
My Dubem must rise up from his fallen state and decide if not na couch get am 😅
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lol, I dunno why he ever agreed to fall in the first place
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I was about to panic. I got behind on my emails and had wade through a lot of them before I found you. Relief!
I hope you have left instructions to those who survive you to tell your fans that you have died, heroically in some battle with a fruit cake, laced with brandy and cherries. And tickies.
I love men like my Dad. He met my mother and decided there and then to love her. He managed to really love her from that moment on. A marvelous thing, I thought. I struggled to love her. She was a tad hard to love.
So men do decide to love. And that’s great.
I’m glad you are alive and well.
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Aww, poor you.
I’m actually writing this comment from the great beyond albeit on a couch 😂
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Thank you dear
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You’re welcome ☺️
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Your words build a pathetic image of man. I agreed that the societal and conventional thoughts of our old age people make the man so strong and inward that he can’t even make his emotions to go out
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Haha, I’m not gonna lie it’s all a bit exaggerated for comedic effect.
Nonetheless, the era of high value men seem to be behind us
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Exactly they are….
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Yup
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Nature always win….men will be men and women will be women. You’ll see…..
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We want men to revert back to being men
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