How You Know She’s The One

~ Gottfried

The right girl will make you want to do all the romantic things you said you’d never do. Like go for photo shoots and wear matching Pj’s. You know, lame stuff. Before you marry her, first make her use a computer with slow internet. You’ll see who she really is.

If she gives you strength and makes you weak at the same time. She’s not the one. She’s the only one. Loving her is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up in X-rays, but you know it’s there. In a room full of women, she’s the only one you see. Because you’re colour blind.

She’s completely unexplainable. You think she’s a good girl but when you get to know her, she’s everything. She’s crazy, funny, honest and you will never know what she will do next. So every time she comes over, you do the right thing and hide all your valuables.

Guys always make girls cry, but if a girl can make a guy cry, she must really mean something to him. Men never feel sorry about cheating, so if he’s crying, it must count for something. He’s sorry he got caught. Nothing to do with cheating. She’s a real one if she takes you back after cheating.

She’s a keeper. I mean, if she plays football and stays between the goalposts, you’ve probably lucked out. Studies show 1 in 10 women can watch a football match from start to finish. Too bad you didn’t keep her. Now she will be with a man that really knows how to treat her.

She’s the one that turns my world upside down. I would do anything for her because she means everything to me. I don’t know where I’d be left without her. Not you silly, my mom. I’ve always been a better man with her, than I was without her. I used to eat healthy now look. No veggies in my diet!

She will know all the right things to say, what makes you laugh, what turns you on, what drives you wild and best of all, you will do for her exactly what she does for you. About three times a week, until she becomes tired…

then she’s not the one, so you resume your futile search.

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

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198 thoughts on “How You Know She’s The One”

  5. you know she is the one, when she calls you on your bull! When she picks out the clothes you want and doesn’t mind you sitting in your pants playing your favourite game! When she sits and joins you to play your favourite game! When she makes your favourite food every day, and gives you pudding! when she goes out of her way to give you a kiss even when you are grumpy! she is the one when she shares everytthing including your favourite team!

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          1. no i am a savant!i raised people like me on the devices that helped those i carried and collected! on the things i like! i have amazing gamer credentials and idea rights! lol

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          3. arent trolls meant to be under the bridge! lol trip trapping over my bridge i will set dynamite underneath it ! how do you like my parliament seat! poet laureat at five and seat…i just launched HRH facebook, no twitter allowed!

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  8. if true fake love had a name it would be us !

    if reverse kabir singh , bajirao mastani, rockstar movie stories it would make our story NOT IN REVERSED IN OF TERMS , MY lovingHATEFULWAIT WASTEWORTHYTIME

    but in terms of how in their story their love turned fate and had a belief system not based on ss , phone recordings uk …. ..or spying nd believing the words of so called lovers who hardly have any knowledge of themselves and still question other people the kind of love or wait they have in them … all are bush fires … fornutely how cool of us we did but let them burn us …not?

    if no love had been a love it would be our love for real fake ……..

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    1. i think …i always wanted to shout over and let the world know ever since i dont know when yes the rightwrong timing i actually saw the love in your eyes… and it just corrupt my eyes , mind, the whole body system for real fake….

      if imaginewas real … movies not movies …. kabir singh not evrybody’s favourite……..

      their has to something really wrong with me at the time i thought this ,

      but

      i

      think

      if kabir singh was ever a real life character ….. i saw his qualities and presence in you ….. it does mean you now have to become a alcoholic for me … i would and have already done that for you , god forbid how nicely i do sum my shits ,,, but yes

      you are someone who is a real lover….it was nice to act to be your partner for once and instance it made me feel honored

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  10. I HAVE ACTUALLY WRITTEN A SONG FOR YOU SING IT FOR URSELF MATURE DAD OF THREE !

    O SATHI RE KAISA SILLA DIYA YEH WAFA KA KAISA SILLA …

    MERA CHAND SA CHEHRA .. JHEEL SI AKHEIN … MERA GHAMAND , PLOITICAL GAME SAB KUCH MITA DIYA ! YOU DESTROYED ME

    I WISH YEH TERA WALLAH PYAAR KISI AUR KO NAH MILLEH ALSO BECAUSE YOU ARE MADE ONLY TO BE SPOILED BY MY LOVE AND SPOIL ME WITH UR LOVE …. THAT’S ALL ! …. YOU ARE UR MOTHER’S FOREVER LIKE I’M MY FATHER’S GIRL FOREVER ….ND SO WE DONT HAVE TO BE EACH OTHERS …. I THINK WE WERE WE ALWAYS SO ND FOREVER IT BE ! GOOD BYE , MOVE ON I DONT WANT TO CONTINUE THIS … WRONGRIGHT?…

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