Her Majesty

~ Gottfried

You’re a Queen, act like it. Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with. When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. Ideally you should only open doors for granny. A lesson I learned growing up, you don’t mess with your grandmother.

A Queen is not a morning person. I don’t like morning people. Or mornings. Or people. By noon I’ll be ready to entertain any kind of mammal. They’re saying the Queen caved and gave up the ghost due to serious health concerns but I just called my mom and she’s fine.

My whole thing is loyalty. Loyalty over royalty. Your word should be your bond. Diana learned this the hard way. Never be afraid to align yourself in a position of power. It keeps you on your toes. The adrenaline rush of evading death every day will make life more interesting.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most of everything. They make you feel so alive that you’d follow them straight into hell, just to keep getting your fix. That’s royalty.

Our royalty is to be reverenced, and if you begin to poke about it you can’t reverence it. Its mystery is its life. We must not let daylight upon magic. Stop opening up to these girls, they’ll use it as arsenal to deride you later. Keep the mystery. It’s for the greater good.

Royalty is a government in which the attention of the nation is concentrated on one person doing interesting actions. You’re a Queen, there’s a reason we’re all watching you. You’re only invisible to those who don’t deserve to see you, and the blind. They can’t possibly see you.

The strength of a kingdom comes from its King. The strength of a King comes from his Queen. I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and have always been. For more lies like this one, continue to visit Banter Republic

Long live Banter Republic!

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

92 thoughts on “Her Majesty”

  1. The Meek Do Inherit
    The Earth Particularly
    Dragonflys, Roaches, and

    Sharks the Grand Champions
    Living Longer Than Trees Yep
    450 MiLLioN Years even With
    Some Species Birthing As Virgins

    For Real Now That’s What

    i Call Royalty And
    Inheriting the Earth
    SMiLes Other Folks CaLL iT
    ‘Jaws’ And That’s True too Hehe

    My Only Claim to Royalty, Fame,
    Living Legend And the Such is Lighting
    Up Public Stores With Dance Everywhere
    i Go With SMiLes Now That’s MaGiC CuRReNTLY
    Resting mY Feet Nah i Don’t Even Need A Name For That hehe…

    As i Continue to Give Away
    SMiLes For Free As Any
    Real Modern Age
    Court Jester
    Will Do
    For His Queen
    And All the Princesses
    too of Course as It’s Part of the Job HAha..:)

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      1. SMiLes mY FRiEnD
        Train Train 🚂 i’ll
        Do my Best Not
        To Divert Your
        Tracks This
        Go Around
        Too Much With
        SMiLes Mr. Gottfried
        Yet Wait! How Can
        And Will i Be Sure
        Of Your Gender
        As Katie For
        Katrina is in
        The Other Room
        Watching Murder
        Mysteries Yet Her
        Name Still Comes First…
        Always
        Left
        With
        Behind..;)

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          1. Miles And
            Miles of SMiles
            “Train Train” That’s
            A Great Song Not
            Sure if It Is Famous
            Across The
            Big Atlantic
            Pond Yet You
            Tube Always
            Gets Around my
            Fellow Baby Boomer
            Or Perhaps
            Generation
            X’er Generation
            X’er Sounds like Fun too!!🙌

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          3. Thanks Hope
            Your Post Gets
            More Replies Than
            Ever Hehe
            And Not
            Just me HAha
            So i’ll Go Night
            Night Now in
            Florida And 🙏😊
            May Your Blog Post
            Gather As Many
            Likes Replies
            And Follows
            As Stars in
            Night Skies 🌌 Brighter
            Than Even me HAha With WinKs More Than 40 i Hope As Energizer Bunny
            Doesn’t Wind
            Down Easy
            To Snore
            More 🤞
            😴 🛌 💤

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          11. “You’re Having Fun”
            (All We Do iN Life
            May Be Capitalized
            Loving Free)
            i Hear ‘That’
            Most Everywhere
            i Go in “The Flesh World”
            In Non-Verbal
            Terms Of SMiLes
            Until i OPen
            my Mouth As
            The Ocean
            Flows Out
            All At Once
            Getting Looks
            Of Oh Dear Lord 🙏
            Continue The Dance

            Hehe 😜 🕺

            (Remedy
            For “Sheldon
            Cooper Syndrome”)

            Hot Damned!

            It Works!! 💃

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  3. Royalty doesn’t mean a having the crown to your name. For every individual that has to do an unbelievable or impossible thing over and over is also regarded as ROYALTY. And the last sentence is majorly unacceptable by the females… Good writing Mr man

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  9. I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and have always been. For more lies like this one, continue to visit Banter Republic

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  10. I really do find it hard replying to newsletters, but Gottfried!

    I would be committing a great sacrilege, I don’t know how you effortlessly spin this off but i am glad to be on your mailing list,

    All thanks to Ekjosh.

    Love and Gottfried

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