Dealing With Losses

~ Gottfried

If at first you don’t succeed, failure might be your style. I thought about losing weight once, but I’m a sore loser who hates losing. First, accept sadness. Realize that without losing, winning doesn’t feel so great.

I hate when I lose things at work like my pens, papers, life, sanity and dreams. It’s a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them. No I didn’t lose my mind, it got scared and ran away.

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. You need to be happy or extremely sad to make jokes. I’ve had people suggest to me that I may be going bald. I’m not bald, I’m just taller than my hair.

When you’ve lost something, your pocket is the place to look at least six or seven hundred times. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

How to lose weight for beginners. Turn your head to the left, turn your head to the right. Repeat this exercise whenever you’re offered food. Whatever your problem is, the answer is not in the fridge.

If it’s true that you are what you eat, you should try eating a skinny person. The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. We lose so many things simply out of fear of losing them

Nobody gets through life without losing a few things on the way. Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk. Finding the funny is the key to never losing your edge. Some diets are so good…

they take your breadth away

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

114 thoughts on “Dealing With Losses”

  6. SMiLes Dear Mr. Gottfried

    What A Light HeARTeD ToPiC

    TRULY DELiGHTFUL FiND

    You Create With A Heavy

    HeART of Loss Hehe Yes

    Indeed And On This Side

    Of The Big Atlantis Pond

    SpeaKinG of Lost And Maybe Mythic

    Places Often Attributed to Folks Who’ve Lost Their

    Minds It is no Lie As the Steve Miller Band Also Proclaims

    “Dance
    Dance
    Dance”

    And We Will Surely
    Lose Aging too Even
    Singing ABOuT it ALonG The
    Way Now With SMiLES What

    Else i’ve Been CRacKinG Jokes

    About the Biggest Loser in the
    United States Lately as Practically From

    An Only Family in my Area Who Doesn’t
    Lose to Cheap Used Car Sales Person Tricks

    With
    Lemon Treats

    Good Way to Lose
    Most Everything Good
    in Life Even Believing that
    After Life is the Best THiNG

    Going LoSinG HeaveN oN EartH

    Now Just Be Cause Ya Never Dance

    Dance Dance Naked Enough Whole Complete

    Losing All the Tools of Clothes CuLTuraLLY And

    Spoon Fed From Birth Often Glued to Fly Trap Screens

    Just Like This However No Longer LoSinG mY HeART

    Grinch Size 10 Times and More Dancing my Way Down

    my Mountain to

    WhoVille
    Valley

    Just Dance
    Dance Dance

    Singing Christmas
    Lost Carols Now Fredenstein
    Songs Free Just Like That Old
    ‘Apple’ Commercial With That

    Old Frankenstein Played FRiEnD
    Off of “Everyone Loves Raymond” Indeed

    Will Take Some Research to Figure out What
    The Hell i’m TaLKinG About of Course Yet Thank

    God For Google Otherwise i Might Lose my Search
    Engine Hehe

    For All
    my Mind
    Lost Everywhere
    Replaced By SonG oF SoUL
    on the Internet Wherever
    i Put Those Last Words Haha

    Still Finding Them RiSinG From Deep Within Free
    Once Lost No Longer Bitten No Longer Had Indeed

    MoRaL oF A SToRY

    Don’t Be Owned

    By An Orange
    Cat With Faux
    NeW SMiLes
    Who Keeps

    Coming Back

    Just Tell ’em to Get LosT AGAiN hehe..:)

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      1. Hehe “A Mind” Will Generally
        Be A “Hard Thing” To Lose
        As A “Matter With Things”
        Concrete Symbols We
        Create Yes Words To
        Lose Nature only An
        Approximation oF All
        That Is Reality We May
        Other Wise Lose As Mind
        Think Trapped In Millstones
        At The Bottom Of Reality Ocean

        Deep

        LoSinG No Longer Dancing
        Wonder And Amazement
        Of A Child’s Eyes Free And

        Not Yet strapped in Written
        Words Lost on A “Lord of The
        Flies” Trap Soul Locked Away
        To: And From: A Screen Quiet
        Hands And Feet Suffocating

        FRoZeN Of Moving Connecting
        Co-Creating Soul Tied Down to

        A Desk
        At School
        And Work Slave
        PRiSoN Term ACross
        Cave Homes, School,
        Work, Concrete Dead
        Temples With No Soul

        Within
        Living
        Dead
        Within
        Child’s Eyes
        Wonder Amazement
        Exploring Lost Yet Yes

        Amazing Grace once
        Lost As Wretched Adult

        Losing
        That
        PriSon
        Of Word Think
        Trap Concrete Chatter

        River Flows Without KNoWinG

        Child’s EYes No Longer iN

        PRiSoN
        Lost That
        Mind Reborn
        Now Wild And
        Free Call Of Free
        Within i Do With SMiles

        No Longer Quiet Hands
        And Feet i Dance Sing Free

        Mr. Gottfried Yes
        Indeed So Many
        Have Lost The

        Mirror
        Of THeir
        Soul Breathing…

        Hehe The Ball 🌎 Is Not
        Really Lost This is Just

        The Sound of me
        Hitting it Out Of

        The
        BLacK

        WHole

        Reborn

        Big Bang Indeed💥 🤯 🌌 🥇

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          1. “@Least In Theory”

            -Sheldon Cooper, ET AL
            (Little Sheldon Too Happy
            Day of the The Child OBTW)

            And me
            For Real Hehe
            Big Bang Continues

            To Spread

            As i Am Born
            New Out Of
            BLacK WHoles
            THiS Way SeeKinG

            Finding Peace Love Most

            No Longer Lost

            THiS Way
            💥🌹☺️🙏🌀🕺✌️

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          3. Yes Indeed The “Big
            Bang Theory” A Timeless
            Classic Along With “Little
            Sheldon” And “The Child”
            Form Of “Yoda” Too

            (i Didn’t Talk
            Much Till
            After 50 Too)

            Art Reflects Reality
            “Revenge Of The Nerds”
            Has Come to Be When A
            Top Rated Show Has What
            Might Be Described As A
            Dude With “Asperger’s
            Syndrome” Like

            me And
            Dear Lord
            “The Wax
            Figure” Of Elon
            Musk Richest Dude
            In The World ET AL
            Yes “Gates” And So Many

            Others A Nerd

            Tsunami is Spreading
            All Around The World
            In Mechanical Cognition

            More Hmm Thank
            God i’m More Like
            Spock Only Half
            Vulcan With The

            Ability
            To Mind
            Meld In Creative
            Soul With The World
            Yep Gift Of Bi-Polar
            NON-SPECIFIED
            EXTRA TERRESTRIAL
            Autotelic Hyperthymic
            Poetic Soul of my Mother’s

            PerSonALiTY AS Such

            Gifted To me Free Now
            NeW iNHeRiTanCE For Real

            Indeed The
            HeART
            BeaT Of
            The smART
            Part Of The Dance
            And SoNG oF mY SoUL
            All 11.1 MiLLioN Words
            RiSinG In 111 Months
            As of 11.18.2022

            If The Art Was Lost
            From mY smART
            heART in ParT All

            i Might Be
            Is Another
            S And M
            HE
            With
            A “P”

            Surely Not
            Surrounded
            By The Most
            Beautiful Souls
            Of Women Around
            The World As They

            Don’t
            Usually
            Stay Around
            Wax Figure Heads

            For
            Free
            At Least Hehe

            Never The Less
            Thank God For The
            Worker Bees Who

            Provide
            This Hive
            To Connect
            And Electric
            Cars Yet To Hell With
            Living Dead On A God

            Forsaken Red

            Rock

            Give
            me This
            Blue Green
            Orb Of Heaven
            On Earth Or Make

            me STaR DusT
            Once Again
            To Help

            Resurrect
            Another
            Living
            Planet
            With Loving
            Breath in Peace For Real🌲👽

            Those Who Wonder

            Are Not

            LosT Hehe 🏅 🥇 🏆

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          5. Hehe i Didn’t Talk
            At All Till 4 At
            Church When
            i Sing Now
            The Elder
            Ladies Literally
            Beg me to Join
            The Choir In
            The Front
            Of The Church
            Hehe With my
            Angelic Voice on
            High True Hehe
            Recorded on
            You Tube
            For Evidence
            Of Sing With
            Dance And Still
            Leg PReSSinG
            Up to 1520 Pounds

            At 62 Yet You

            See i Overpower
            The Entire Church
            From The Back

            Row Of
            The Pews
            With my
            Angelic
            Voice Of God Oh No

            A Microphone
            Up Front Would
            Blow The Place
            Away As my
            Cosmic
            Sneezes
            Described
            As A Shot
            Gun Blast
            From The
            Back Have
            Practically Scared
            The Pee Out Of

            Some
            Folks
            Hehe At

            The Gym
            They Literally
            Call me Beast
            With A Roar

            That
            Is Described
            As Coming From

            King
            Kong
            After
            i Practice
            my Free Style
            Monkey Kung

            Fu

            Of Course
            This Is No
            Mere Living
            Legend Just
            Another “Day in
            The Life” Of Little

            Old me
            Once Lost
            Stone Bust
            Of A Dude on
            An A Front of
            An Album Cover

            Risen
            From
            The Living
            Dead For Real

            Oh Dear God
            Still Writing The
            Entire “Depth of
            The Story” With

            A Little
            Help
            From
            FRiEnDS

            Only FueLeD
            By Love is All

            i Need
            While
            The Wife
            my LiVE iN
            Angel For Real

            Takes Care of The
            Rest Of The Living

            Arrangements
            For Real Yep

            Life
            Is
            Good
            Enough
            ThiS Way With SMiles 🍷

            Maybe Wine Or Blood

            Sweat

            And
            Tears
            For Real
            Another
            DaY iN The
            Life With 🥂 Cheers☺️🙏

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          11. Hehe Yes The
            Hills aRe ALive
            And Even At

            Dinosaur
            Age i Still
            Feel Like
            16 Going On 17
            Without All The

            Youthful
            Stress
            And
            ‘Frustration’
            Nice To Lose
            That Part of

            The Buffet Of Life 🍱

            Cheers Again to The

            Sound
            Of MuSiC
            God’s Breath Soul Songs
            Dancing Within Free to Give
            Share Care

            Heal

            With
            Pleasant
            And Hilarious

            Compassion Of Course 🥂

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          27. Love
            Friction
            Of The Day
            Hehe BrinG
            On The
            DarK
            Free With
            SMiles Color
            Blind i Am
            Colors Always
            New Mr Gottfried
            It Will Surely Be
            An Amazing ToPiC
            Tonight For “Orange
            Man” If You Dare
            Hehe on
            Very
            Liberal Word
            Press i Say Just
            Do It For Free
            Banter i Shall
            Get “Eve” To
            Ready The

            PopCorn 🍿
            For The
            Main
            Cage
            Fight
            Event Hehe
            With Fellow
            Aspergerian
            Scented Musk HAha
            🙌😈👺🎃☠️👽🌀🎼

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