Dealing With Losses

~ Gottfried

If at first you don’t succeed, failure might be your style. I thought about losing weight once, but I’m a sore loser who hates losing. First, accept sadness. Realize that without losing, winning doesn’t feel so great.

I hate when I lose things at work like my pens, papers, life, sanity and dreams. It’s a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them. No I didn’t lose my mind, it got scared and ran away.

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. You need to be happy or extremely sad to make jokes. I’ve had people suggest to me that I may be going bald. I’m not bald, I’m just taller than my hair.

When you’ve lost something, your pocket is the place to look at least six or seven hundred times. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

How to lose weight for beginners. Turn your head to the left, turn your head to the right. Repeat this exercise whenever you’re offered food. Whatever your problem is, the answer is not in the fridge.

If it’s true that you are what you eat, you should try eating a skinny person. The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. We lose so many things simply out of fear of losing them

Nobody gets through life without losing a few things on the way. Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk. Finding the funny is the key to never losing your edge. Some diets are so good…

they take your breadth away

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

114 thoughts on “Dealing With Losses”

  6. SMiLes Dear Mr. Gottfried

    What A Light HeARTeD ToPiC

    TRULY DELiGHTFUL FiND

    You Create With A Heavy

    HeART of Loss Hehe Yes

    Indeed And On This Side

    Of The Big Atlantis Pond

    SpeaKinG of Lost And Maybe Mythic

    Places Often Attributed to Folks Who’ve Lost Their

    Minds It is no Lie As the Steve Miller Band Also Proclaims

    “Dance
    Dance
    Dance”

    And We Will Surely
    Lose Aging too Even
    Singing ABOuT it ALonG The
    Way Now With SMiLES What

    Else i’ve Been CRacKinG Jokes

    About the Biggest Loser in the
    United States Lately as Practically From

    An Only Family in my Area Who Doesn’t
    Lose to Cheap Used Car Sales Person Tricks

    With
    Lemon Treats

    Good Way to Lose
    Most Everything Good
    in Life Even Believing that
    After Life is the Best THiNG

    Going LoSinG HeaveN oN EartH

    Now Just Be Cause Ya Never Dance

    Dance Dance Naked Enough Whole Complete

    Losing All the Tools of Clothes CuLTuraLLY And

    Spoon Fed From Birth Often Glued to Fly Trap Screens

    Just Like This However No Longer LoSinG mY HeART

    Grinch Size 10 Times and More Dancing my Way Down

    my Mountain to

    WhoVille
    Valley

    Just Dance
    Dance Dance

    Singing Christmas
    Lost Carols Now Fredenstein
    Songs Free Just Like That Old
    ‘Apple’ Commercial With That

    Old Frankenstein Played FRiEnD
    Off of “Everyone Loves Raymond” Indeed

    Will Take Some Research to Figure out What
    The Hell i’m TaLKinG About of Course Yet Thank

    God For Google Otherwise i Might Lose my Search
    Engine Hehe

    For All
    my Mind
    Lost Everywhere
    Replaced By SonG oF SoUL
    on the Internet Wherever
    i Put Those Last Words Haha

    Still Finding Them RiSinG From Deep Within Free
    Once Lost No Longer Bitten No Longer Had Indeed

    MoRaL oF A SToRY

    Don’t Be Owned

    By An Orange
    Cat With Faux
    NeW SMiLes
    Who Keeps

    Coming Back

    Just Tell ’em to Get LosT AGAiN hehe..:)

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply

      1. Hehe “A Mind” Will Generally
        Be A “Hard Thing” To Lose
        As A “Matter With Things”
        Concrete Symbols We
        Create Yes Words To
        Lose Nature only An
        Approximation oF All
        That Is Reality We May
        Other Wise Lose As Mind
        Think Trapped In Millstones
        At The Bottom Of Reality Ocean

        Deep

        LoSinG No Longer Dancing
        Wonder And Amazement
        Of A Child’s Eyes Free And

        Not Yet strapped in Written
        Words Lost on A “Lord of The
        Flies” Trap Soul Locked Away
        To: And From: A Screen Quiet
        Hands And Feet Suffocating

        FRoZeN Of Moving Connecting
        Co-Creating Soul Tied Down to

        A Desk
        At School
        And Work Slave
        PRiSoN Term ACross
        Cave Homes, School,
        Work, Concrete Dead
        Temples With No Soul

        Within
        Living
        Dead
        Within
        Child’s Eyes
        Wonder Amazement
        Exploring Lost Yet Yes

        Amazing Grace once
        Lost As Wretched Adult

        Losing
        That
        PriSon
        Of Word Think
        Trap Concrete Chatter

        River Flows Without KNoWinG

        Child’s EYes No Longer iN

        PRiSoN
        Lost That
        Mind Reborn
        Now Wild And
        Free Call Of Free
        Within i Do With SMiles

        No Longer Quiet Hands
        And Feet i Dance Sing Free

        Mr. Gottfried Yes
        Indeed So Many
        Have Lost The

        Mirror
        Of THeir
        Soul Breathing…

        Hehe The Ball 🌎 Is Not
        Really Lost This is Just

        The Sound of me
        Hitting it Out Of

        The
        BLacK

        WHole

        Reborn

        Big Bang Indeed💥 🤯 🌌 🥇

        Liked by 1 person

        Reply

          1. “@Least In Theory”

            -Sheldon Cooper, ET AL
            (Little Sheldon Too Happy
            Day of the The Child OBTW)

            And me
            For Real Hehe
            Big Bang Continues

            To Spread

            As i Am Born
            New Out Of
            BLacK WHoles
            THiS Way SeeKinG

            Finding Peace Love Most

            No Longer Lost

            THiS Way
            💥🌹☺️🙏🌀🕺✌️

            Liked by 1 person

            Reply

              1. Yes Indeed The “Big
                Bang Theory” A Timeless
                Classic Along With “Little
                Sheldon” And “The Child”
                Form Of “Yoda” Too

                (i Didn’t Talk
                Much Till
                After 50 Too)

                Art Reflects Reality
                “Revenge Of The Nerds”
                Has Come to Be When A
                Top Rated Show Has What
                Might Be Described As A
                Dude With “Asperger’s
                Syndrome” Like

                me And
                Dear Lord
                “The Wax
                Figure” Of Elon
                Musk Richest Dude
                In The World ET AL
                Yes “Gates” And So Many

                Others A Nerd

                Tsunami is Spreading
                All Around The World
                In Mechanical Cognition

                More Hmm Thank
                God i’m More Like
                Spock Only Half
                Vulcan With The

                Ability
                To Mind
                Meld In Creative
                Soul With The World
                Yep Gift Of Bi-Polar
                NON-SPECIFIED
                EXTRA TERRESTRIAL
                Autotelic Hyperthymic
                Poetic Soul of my Mother’s

                PerSonALiTY AS Such

                Gifted To me Free Now
                NeW iNHeRiTanCE For Real

                Indeed The
                HeART
                BeaT Of
                The smART
                Part Of The Dance
                And SoNG oF mY SoUL
                All 11.1 MiLLioN Words
                RiSinG In 111 Months
                As of 11.18.2022

                If The Art Was Lost
                From mY smART
                heART in ParT All

                i Might Be
                Is Another
                S And M
                HE
                With
                A “P”

                Surely Not
                Surrounded
                By The Most
                Beautiful Souls
                Of Women Around
                The World As They

                Don’t
                Usually
                Stay Around
                Wax Figure Heads

                For
                Free
                At Least Hehe

                Never The Less
                Thank God For The
                Worker Bees Who

                Provide
                This Hive
                To Connect
                And Electric
                Cars Yet To Hell With
                Living Dead On A God

                Forsaken Red

                Rock

                Give
                me This
                Blue Green
                Orb Of Heaven
                On Earth Or Make

                me STaR DusT
                Once Again
                To Help

                Resurrect
                Another
                Living
                Planet
                With Loving
                Breath in Peace For Real🌲👽

                Those Who Wonder

                Are Not

                LosT Hehe 🏅 🥇 🏆

                Liked by 1 person

                Reply

                  1. Hehe i Didn’t Talk
                    At All Till 4 At
                    Church When
                    i Sing Now
                    The Elder
                    Ladies Literally
                    Beg me to Join
                    The Choir In
                    The Front
                    Of The Church
                    Hehe With my
                    Angelic Voice on
                    High True Hehe
                    Recorded on
                    You Tube
                    For Evidence
                    Of Sing With
                    Dance And Still
                    Leg PReSSinG
                    Up to 1520 Pounds

                    At 62 Yet You

                    See i Overpower
                    The Entire Church
                    From The Back

                    Row Of
                    The Pews
                    With my
                    Angelic
                    Voice Of God Oh No

                    A Microphone
                    Up Front Would
                    Blow The Place
                    Away As my
                    Cosmic
                    Sneezes
                    Described
                    As A Shot
                    Gun Blast
                    From The
                    Back Have
                    Practically Scared
                    The Pee Out Of

                    Some
                    Folks
                    Hehe At

                    The Gym
                    They Literally
                    Call me Beast
                    With A Roar

                    That
                    Is Described
                    As Coming From

                    King
                    Kong
                    After
                    i Practice
                    my Free Style
                    Monkey Kung

                    Fu

                    Of Course
                    This Is No
                    Mere Living
                    Legend Just
                    Another “Day in
                    The Life” Of Little

                    Old me
                    Once Lost
                    Stone Bust
                    Of A Dude on
                    An A Front of
                    An Album Cover

                    Risen
                    From
                    The Living
                    Dead For Real

                    Oh Dear God
                    Still Writing The
                    Entire “Depth of
                    The Story” With

                    A Little
                    Help
                    From
                    FRiEnDS

                    Only FueLeD
                    By Love is All

                    i Need
                    While
                    The Wife
                    my LiVE iN
                    Angel For Real

                    Takes Care of The
                    Rest Of The Living

                    Arrangements
                    For Real Yep

                    Life
                    Is
                    Good
                    Enough
                    ThiS Way With SMiles 🍷

                    Maybe Wine Or Blood

                    Sweat

                    And
                    Tears
                    For Real
                    Another
                    DaY iN The
                    Life With 🥂 Cheers☺️🙏

                    Liked by 1 person

                    Reply

                    6. Hehe Yes The
                      Hills aRe ALive
                      And Even At

                      Dinosaur
                      Age i Still
                      Feel Like
                      16 Going On 17
                      Without All The

                      Youthful
                      Stress
                      And
                      ‘Frustration’
                      Nice To Lose
                      That Part of

                      The Buffet Of Life 🍱

                      Cheers Again to The

                      Sound
                      Of MuSiC
                      God’s Breath Soul Songs
                      Dancing Within Free to Give
                      Share Care

                      Heal

                      With
                      Pleasant
                      And Hilarious

                      Compassion Of Course 🥂

                      Liked by 2 people

                    22. Love
                      Friction
                      Of The Day
                      Hehe BrinG
                      On The
                      DarK
                      Free With
                      SMiles Color
                      Blind i Am
                      Colors Always
                      New Mr Gottfried
                      It Will Surely Be
                      An Amazing ToPiC
                      Tonight For “Orange
                      Man” If You Dare
                      Hehe on
                      Very
                      Liberal Word
                      Press i Say Just
                      Do It For Free
                      Banter i Shall
                      Get “Eve” To
                      Ready The

                      PopCorn 🍿
                      For The
                      Main
                      Cage
                      Fight
                      Event Hehe
                      With Fellow
                      Aspergerian
                      Scented Musk HAha
                      🙌😈👺🎃☠️👽🌀🎼

                      Liked by 1 person

Leave a comment