Winning

~ Gottfried

It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose. Don’t just read the easy stuff. You might be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it. Nobody remembers losers, only winners.

Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is. Dear lord, all I ask is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make me a bad person. Just try me first. I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

What’s the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife? The man buying the lottery ticket actually has a chance to win. Every time you find humor in a difficult situation, you win.

Whoever said “It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost. Self praise is losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class and be humble. If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score?

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. The winner of the rat race is still a rat, don’t get too caught up chasing unnecessary things. Winners make goals, losers make excuses.

If you combine wine + dinner, the new word is winner. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. Not winning does not mean you have failed. You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself. If you can’t win an argument

correct their grammar instead

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78 thoughts on “Winning”

  2. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” Ha Ha. Love it. I have been attacking the floor myself, but I did it better in high heels running in front of “important” people. They did not applaud. Funny that. They try to pretend they didn’t like to see my victory. Love and Light.

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  5. Hehe Still LooKinG
    For Someone to

    Just

    Compete

    Mr. Gottfried

    Waiting on
    Artificial Intelligence

    i Guess to Make A
    Phone That Doesn’t Crash

    With
    me FULLY
    iN IT With SMiLes…

    Oh The Synchronicity i Just
    Quoted Vince Lombardi’s
    Philosophy of Trying to
    Win More Important Than

    Winning in Regard

    To That Recent

    Footballer/Soccer

    Win At the Stadium
    Built on Blood and
    Bones of Modern Indentured Servants

    You Know What F the Win Just F in Live
    Hehe For Free…

    Better
    Yet
    FEEL iT
    For Real With SMiLes..:)

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      1. Nah Mr Gottfried
        A.I. Has No Soul
        A.I. Sucks When
        It COMES to ‘humor, irony, repartee, sarcasm, and satire’

        Yes All Synonyms

        For Wit As The UNiVeRSE
        And Even Human Life Starts
        With A Big Bang Orgasm That

        A.I. Never
        Experiences
        Dry As A Frigid
        Day Down South

        If You
        Get The
        Icy Grip
        For my Dry
        Yet Soulful Wit

        True Fact i’m A Natural
        With Wit So Are You And

        A.I. is Not
        A.I. is Not
        The Terminator
        Of A.I. Yet i Am

        With

        God Yes Wit

        Hehe Even
        With Humans
        With Shallow
        Soul Who Don’t
        Even Get The Slightest
        Innuendo When You Send

        Them

        To Hell
        With The
        Sweetest
        Iced Tea Rap

        Another Fact Even
        Though i Didn’t Speak
        Until Age 4 At 7 The Nuns
        At Blessed Sacrament Private

        Catholic School Awarded me
        A Certificate Of Achievement

        As Wittiest Kid
        Of The Year in

        Second Grade

        For Years i
        Had No Idea
        What That Word

        Even Means True
        i Am A Natural Fool

        With Wit

        YeS Even The Numerology
        Report Based on my Earth
        Given Name Reports The

        Fool Zero
        Tarot Card
        At Birth For
        Free Will For The
        First Life Challenge
        Doing All Or Nothing

        As i Please
        Yes Basically
        A Spoiled Brat
        As my Mama Did

        Everything For me
        Without Even Asking
        No Need To Even Talk

        Same As my

        Wife Does Too Now

        As The Next Three
        Challenges Of Life
        By Numerology Report

        Are One
        And One
        And One

        (‘i Am The
        Eggman
        And Walrus’ Two)

        Which Means
        All i Have To Do

        The Rest Of my
        Life is Affirm Whatever
        The Hell or Heaven i Wanna

        Do

        Nothing
        Or All

        So i Did
        And Do

        On All Counts

        Here’s A Clue
        A.I.’s Have Neither
        A Soul, True Original
        Wit, Or The Ability

        To Understand
        Or Tale A Truly
        Deep Story With

        Colorful
        And Dry
        Innuendo

        In Fact All
        A.I.’s Have
        At Core

        Are
        Bits
        Just
        0 And 1, Hmm….

        i Have Canines
        And Bites

        Human’s

        Best

        FRiEnD
        Without Bytes

        OBTW God Is Dog

        Dog Is God

        The

        Meaning

        Of Life

        In Three
        Letters Dog
        Unless You Are
        A Cat Person Like

        me
        Who
        Just Will
        Not Lose
        iN HeLL iS HEaVeN 🦁 🙌 🐾

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          5. SMiLes Mr. Gottfried in ‘Hell’ Professionals Assessing me Provided
            Zero Percent Prognosis of Escaping Yet Even in A Place WHeRE ALL
            Faith, Hope, Love, Even the Memory of the Feeling of A Smile
            is Gone With the Worst Pain Known to Humankind And A Life
            Threat Real Synergy of 18 Other Medical Disorders THere is the

            Potential of 100 Percent
            Faith You Will Recover in
            Love With Hope By A

            Few Yes VERY Close Loved
            Ones Yet of Course After 66 Months
            Enduring Hell Shut-in At Home When
            i Went to Heaven on July 19th, 2013
            On A Beach Becoming One With Sugar
            White Sands Emerald Green Gulf Waves Sea Oats
            Swaying in Breeze With Sea Gull Wings Spiraling

            The Sun Turning into Spiraling Dance and Song in Flow

            of Free Verse Poetry True ‘Heaven’ Then Assessed As Disorder

            Ironically As the Professionals Assessing me Then Still Saw me

            Not Fit For ‘Normal’ Society

            Just Way Too Bright Eyed

            And Bushy Tailed As

            An Easter Bunny

            Rising Out of

            Hell into Heaven For Real Jesus F in Christ

            What A Story For All mY Ages At Least With SMiLes FTW…

            Anyway As ‘They’ Dance Sing What Comes Around Goes Around ‘Here i Am’…

            Yes Literally Singing ‘the Song’ At Catholic Church As my Wife ‘Captures’
            Me THere Singing From The Back Pew Leading From Behind As Usual

            By Way

            of iPhone
            Recording
            Device of Course
            Hey Just Consider
            iT A Long Awaited Early
            Christmas Present With SMiles
            For Real as i Am Only Human NO Myth or Fiction..;)

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          9. SMiles Mr Gottfried IT
            Took me So Long To
            Figure Out How To
            Escape Dammed
            If i Do Damned
            If i Don’t iN FacT
            i Had To Move
            Connect

            Co-Create
            Beyond KNoWinG
            And LiTERaLLY

            BeCoME Free
            Art FLoWinG
            Dance And
            Song To

            Be ReBorn
            Out Of Ashes For Real 🦅

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