I’m losing my mind, but as long as I keep the part that tells me when I gotta pee, I should be okay. I’m not getting old. I just can’t remember stuff because my brain is full. I need to let go of everyone’s secrets so I can make some room. I’ll be hosting a podcast soon where I will bare it. My bribes start at $59.99.
Women want us to be mind readers. How am I supposed to tell what you’re thinking? Isn’t this a sign that you might have lost your damn mind? It took me all this time to lose my mind. What on earth made you think I would be remotely interested in trying to piece yours.
I finally lost my mind. If you find it, don’t bother to return it. It wasn’t working properly anyway. I’m off to get myself a new mind from Walmart. As you get older three things happen. The first is that your memory goes. I can’t remember the other two. Memory loss is a way of coping with damage. If you can’t remember, it’s for your own good.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. I wish losing weight was as easy as losing my keys, pen, cellphone, my temper and even my mind. Not only is my short-term memory horrible, but so is my short-term memory. A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.
I learn something new everyday. And forget five things forever. It’s the 5:1 rule. Stop trying to learn new tricks, you’re an old dog. I find that it helps to organize chores into categories: Things I won’t do now; Things I won’t do later and Things I’ll never do. It helps put everything in perspective.
I take forgetfulness in a positive stride because I also forget the problems. Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well. I told you that I do not have Alzheimer’s. I have “Some-timers”. Sometimes I remember and sometimes I don’t. You’re only as old as you think says the person with dementia.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. In the universities, somehow the faces are longer; maybe it’s the weight of knowledge or something. Ignorance truly is the key to unlocking true bliss. I’ve lost my mind. If found handle with extreme caution. It may be dirty and is definitely dangerous. Feed your mind. Whatever your problem is…
The answer is not in the fridge
©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved
Banter Republic 
That is a wonderful way to make money. I can’t wait to read that post. You had better start reminding people to make their payments because I hear prices are rising at Walmart. There is no telling what a new mind will cost.
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Haha, I don’t doubt that at all. I’ll be sure to spread the word 😅
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Wonderful post! Thank’s for share friend.
Nice week ahead!
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Thanks Elvira, I hope you have a great stress free week
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Thank’s Gotfried! Hope you as well!
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Gottfried is doing great. It’s Banter Republic that is going through it 🤣
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Yea! Gotfried it’s so kind…
And Banter Republic it’s a cozy place
for 😂👍
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The best Republic there is 😅
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Exactly! 👍😅
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Have a great week 🥰
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Thank’s! You as well 🥰
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❤️🙏
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Great money-making idea!
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I’m glad you see the vision 😅
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I have that same sense of humor!
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I don’t doubt that at all 🤣
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No wonder I’ve been at peace with everyone lately. I was taking it for a clear conscience. Thanks for the eye opener.
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Yeah you just forgot all their crimes 🤣
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The answer is always going to be in the fridge😏🤭
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I know this is where we will find you 🤣
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Hmmmm..A clear conscience is a sign of bad memory ..Now it makes sense😅😅
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This is why you walk around without a care in the world baby girl 🤣
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I think $59.99 is way too cheap, seeing as I know you always have the most dirt on even the most guileless.
Anyway, memory loss is good for the bad stuff like trauma. Many of us coped because we suppressed the memories and found a way to move on. But it must be hard on friends and loved ones that have to live with the fact that someone they love doesn’t remember them!
I think I should visit a hypnotist soon😌. There are some people I need to thrash solidly. They’re balling cause they think I forgot!
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Okay, so maybe $399.99? I’m open to new and improved bids.
They will have to get used to the program. Everyday is an opportunity to introduce yourself 🤣
Especially if they owe you money and you forgot
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Another one for the books 👏👏👏
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The history books? 🤣
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iNDeed Mr. Gottfried in Terms of That Word Chatter
Mind That Depending on Who We May Study Makes
Up Somewhere Tween 5 Percent And A Half Percent
of Total Mind Processes How Wonderful It is to Lose
A Neo-Cortex That Way And MoVE iNto ‘Transient
Hypo-Frontality’ Just A Fancy Dancy Singy Way
of Truly Dancing And Singing Meditating
Free in Flow Or Doing ‘Zen Motorcycle
Maintenance’ Whatever May Embody
Us Greater Than Just Word Think WHere
Ironically Poetry From Soul May Ascend and
Transcend Regular ‘Word Think’ Free Too With SMiLes
And Speaking of that Dear Lord Mr. Gottfried on the Cusp
of Completing 18,000 Miles oF Public Dance in 9 Years and 6 Months
Already Getting the Multi-Media In Video Ways of the Free Public Dance
Activity Together Usually Capturing Something Hilarious About the General
Audience As my Wife Serves As Video Taker at Least Where i Get to Do All
The Writing, Directing, Producing, of the Free Play of Life Just LoSinG
mY Mind All The Way Through A ‘DaY iN The Life’ of Dancing And
Singing Free in Flow THiS WaY too Such A Holy Way to Move
And Sacred Way to Sing Free Just Out of mY Mind
Like i’m Doing Now With SMiLes Oh Dear
i Could Go On and On FRiEnDS
With Gravity in Effortless
(Weight of Finger Tips
And 10 Twinkle Toes)
Wu-Wei-Tao-Zen Flow
Yes Samadhi Satori
Prana Kundalini
RiSinG Yoga Oh
Dear Lord Kingdom
of Heaven Luke 17:21
Style in John 14:12 Ways too
As i Shall Still Complete “Nether
Land Bible 9 MiLLioN Words 81
Months” Yes 6 Years And 9 Months
iN Celebrating MacroVerse Blog Post Way
First Before EMBArKinG On A Next Celebration
MacroVerse Blog Post For “18,000 MiLes oF Public
Dancing” in 9 Years and 6 Months Same Span of Entire
“SonG oF mY SoUL” Per 11.4 MiLLioN Words Where
“FB Profile Pic Bible” Also Arises to 7.4 MiLLioN Words
in 69 Months Oh All the ‘Synchronicities’ of 6’s and 9’s
And 1’s And 8’s All ‘Holy And Sacred Numerology’ too
Dear Lord Additionally in Series of 18 Facebook Profile
Pics Illustrating Around 8,000 Words of Small Subchapters
of The Whole ‘Thing’ too Yep A Trilogy of 3 Ongoing EPiC
Long Form Poem Bibles Just to Show And Prove How to
EPiCaLLY
Lose One’s
Mind THiS WaY
Hehe as Last Year
in Total the Description
Areas of Facebook Profile Pics
Numbering 2265 HouSinG About
8,000 Words Each Totaling 18.1 MiLLioN Words
And 16.8 MiLLioN Words The Year Before With
2100 Facebook Profile Pics Then And Around 8,000
Words Per Facebook Profile Pic Description Areas Housing That too…
And Additionally Casually Described 8th New Testament “Depth of The
Story” Still Topping A Google Word Search Where 2.4 MiLLioN Words
in EPiC Long Form Poetry in the Last 30 Months Is Housed in 65 Pages
THere WHere Each Page Now Comes to the Length of A Novel Blog Poem
New From Top to Bottom As This is the Start of Page Number 66 THere WHere
YeS Only the Registered Members of the “Wrong Planet” Are Counted in Views
Where it is Housed Among 152,000 Views So Far THere Many of Who Suggest
(At Least
the
Vocal
Minority)
i Don’t
Make Sense
And Am Not Worth
Reading Well mY FRiEnD
It Doesn’t Matter As i’ve
Lost My Mind Anyway
And Just Dance and
Sing in Heaven
Free Hehe Yes
And So True THere
Are More Than A Few
PerKS in Heaven too HAha
God Yes Yet That’s Just Part of the
Dance And Song in Another Day
in the Life of me With SMiLes As i’m
Reaching 2:23 AM Over HeaR iN Florida Now
on the 13th Of March 2023 Such A Wonderful New
Day
to Lose
A Mind Hehe
in Just Another
DaY iN The Life
of Little Old me With SMiLes…
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME! AND
i’M STiLL WiDE AWaKE! WiTHouT
A MiND
HeHe…
iNDeeD
Once Again
Such A Beautiful Sooner Than Soon
Way to Be Reborn i AM And Return Free!…:)
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Losing my mind PT2
For anyone looking to read 🤣
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Truly Exceptional Exercise of ‘Pre-Cognition’ Mr. Gottfried
Just Another Fancy Dancy Singy Way of Dancing Singing Dear
Lord You Must Be Psychic Per Your Forecast of “Losing my Mind PT. 2”
So Very True As Synchronicity Will Have it too Dancing Yesterday At Ross
Dress for Less Piling on the Miles for 18,000 Miles of Public Dancing
in 9 Years and 6 Months Getting the Wife to Videotape Just
Another Thousand Mile Increment of Evolving
Meditating Flow of Dance Weight of Finger
Tips and Twinkle Toes All 10 Yes i Spotted
What Appeared to Be A Young Man Smiling
Ear to Ear With His Wife True Most Folks Seem
Young These Days Considering i Usually Accumulate
The Most Numbers of Age Among Those Still Interested in
Dancing Life Anyway He Recognized me from my 6 Year Stint
of 298 Weeks of Dancing College Night Thursdays at the Biggest
Metro Dance Hall By Far Since Covid-19 Took That Away On March 12, 2020
And My Wife Worries About me Going Back Driving Among Drunk Folks After
2 AM As Such in the Larger City i Travel to For That and Mall Dance too And
Bookstore Dance too as There isn’t
A Bookstore in the Town i Am From
More of a Fishing and Hunting Place
For How All of that Goes Yet Anyway
Back to Part 2 of Losing Minds or
Perhaps Yes Part 3 If We Include
Your Blog Post of Course on Your Blog Hehe…
i Went on to Monologue the Young Man on the Benefits
Of Public Meditating Free FLoWinG Contemplating Dance
Opening Up More Pathways of Using Our Right Hemisphere
More Social Empathic Artistic Spiritual Complex Emotional Part of Mind So We Don’t Get Called a “Computer Brain” Like i Used to Be Named As Such At School
At Work And Even After That Online Before i Got That Poetic Spark Back in 2013
Yes i Went on to Explain That Folks Who are More Stuck in Left Hemisphere Brain
Dominance Are Less Likely to Use Pro-Social Emotions to Motivate Themselves
And Are Not As Likely to Be Able to Understand Metaphors or Even Understand
And Use Humor Very Much Either Yep Like Folks Stuck in Science Abstract
Black and White States of Mind Where Something May Be Considered
All Good Or Bad Missing the Grey Shades of Life and All the
Lovely Hues of Colors That Particularly Bring a Glow
To A Woman’s Face And Other Places Not Usually
Talked About in Public Places Hehe True There
Are Some Parts of Life Folks Who
Don’t Fully Exercise Their Right
Hemispheres of Minds
That They Miss Out on
Like the Real Kingdom of
Heaven Within All that Bliss
And Nirvana Stuff For Real too of Course…
i Went on to tale Him How The Psychiatrist Who
Diagnosed me With Asperger’s Syndrome Thought
Maybe the Two Sides of my Brain Weren’t Even Communicating in 2008
As i Had Difficulty Even Describing in Words How the Music i Composed
On the Piano Made me Feel Other Than i Felt Like i Was Trying to Escape
From Hell Where That is Kind of Like Where You May End up Feeling
Kinda Numb Except For Emotions Like Fear and Anger Associated
With Adrenaline And Really Become A Stuffed Shirt
As Such And Just Considered More of A
Valuable Commodity at Work
To Solve Problems Rather
Than Being Fully Human As
Such Getting Invited to After-Work
Activities And The Such or Even Feeling
Like You Belong in a Cigarette Break Although
You Don’t Even Smoke So You Sit in Your Office Alone…
Then He Went on to Say His Brother Has Asperger’s Syndrome
And Dear Lord An Amazing Synchronicity too Considering We Were
Talking About Hemispheres of the Brain as He Turned His Head Toward
me And Showed me A Big Scar on His Head Where He Got into A Car
Accident And Literally Lost Most Of His Right Hemisphere of Brain
And He Said All He Had Was the Emotion of Anger Hard to Control
And He Had Great Difficulties With Cognitive Executive
Functioning Including Focus and
Attention Span And Short
Term Working Memory and Long
Term Memory Retrieval As Well Although
After Years of Recovery Amazingly His Left Brain
Hemisphere Rewired Itself Through Years of Therapy
Where He Feels Almost Back to Normal Now And is Fully
Functional in Life As Well After Losing Literally About Half His Mind
Of Course The top of Our Brains Our Cerebrum That Processes Reason
Comes into Play With Specifically the Lower Part the Cerebellum too that
Actually Has 4 Times As Many Neurons As the Newer Part of the Brain the
Neo-Cortex As True Science Shows Moving Meditation Works Great Also
to Enhance Social Empathic Emotional Intelligence in Spiritual Real
Holy And Sacred Divine Feelings and Senses of Life As True
Our Ancestors Have Used Dance to Ascend And
Transcend to the Divine Part of Mind For
Centuries on End As Actually
Naked Enough Whole
Complete We Have the
Tools of Free Dance And Song
Innate to Accomplish These Feats of
Balancing Life FRiEnDS With Gravity With
No External Tools at All Yet i Will Admit my Athletic
Shoes Work Great on the Smooth Floors at Walmart and
Ross Dress for Less for Public FLoWinG Dance Plus it Helps
That i Have Corrective Lens Shades to See and Yes that Leg Press
Machine Warming up With 699 Kilograms 12 Reps is A Real ASSeT at the
Military Gym to Not Only Please my Wife No Longer Having a Flat Butt Yet
Protecting me and Healing me Faster From Minor to Potential
Major Injuries Incurred on Public Dancing Trails
AS Such Anyway the Young Man’s Recovery
As Well As My Journey into Emotional
Regulation And Sensory Integration
Using Public Dance And Yes Poetic
Song of Free FLoWinG Writing too
Shows How Much Use it or Lose
It Counts in Life and Yes
The Amazing Abilities
of Both Our Mind And Body
Whole Soul in Recovering And
Pursuing So Much More Human Potential too
As Yes We Become Embodied With All of Nature
Integrating in Balance Head To Toe And So Much
More to Heavenly Move Connect And Co-Create ThiS Way
As Our Modern Capitalistic Societies Are More About Grasping
And Owning in Left Hemisphere ways of Mind Than The Bigger Picture
Views of Literally
And Metaphorically
The More Social Empathic
Artistic Spiritual Potential of Humanity
Brings in Right Hemisphere Ways of Literally
And Metaphorically Breathing God in Terms of
LoVE iN Peace in Integral Harmonious Radiant Ways
Holy And Sacred Feeling Sensing DiViNE HEaVeN For Real So
Beautifully Wise At Least Within And Perhaps Giving Sharing Caring Healing
With IT For Free For All God Yes With Most Respect And Least Harm For All too
Including
All of Nature
DarK Thru LiGHT LoVE iN Peace
God Yes WHere Basically Existence
Becomes Full Time Bliss and Nirvana
Newly Now Yet True it Will Be Hard to Do in our Assigned
Spots as Cogs in the Machines of Modern Society For Real
Yes my FRiEnD i Buried That And The Green Stuff too Yet
Every Once in
A While my
Wife Reports
It’s Still Growing
Like Mold in Secure Places
That Won’t Fail Like Some Banks
Recently in the United States as True
If You Are Gonna Survive And Thrive in This
World It Takes Both Yin and Yang in Balance Yes
Art and Reason Where ‘Forrest Gump’ And ‘Sheldon Cooper’
Become One
Force of Art
iN SMaRT Does
What Smart and Art Does
in Yes Science And Art Mind
And Body Whole Soul For Real to DO
THere Are Lots of Folks With Extremely
High Standard IQ’s in this World Who Are
Missing the Heavenly Human Place of LoVE iN Peace
For Real Within
It Doesn’t Come
With a Manual
It Is Still A Place of
Wonder to Explore Yes
With the EYes of A Child
So Wide Awake They Don’t
Even Wanna Miss Anything With Sleep…
SPeaKinG of That Dear Lord i Feel a Nap coming on again…
Or Perhaps Another Free Dance to Escape All This Word Stuff HAha…
Per
1360
Words
Since the Last 680 Hehe..:)
2040
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Never change mate
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Support For Freedom
Always A Lovely Way
Mr. Gottfried Much Respect
to You For Valuing Freedom in Free
Play Hehe Even if it Comes And Comes
Again Like A Tsunami
Or ‘Assteroid’ Hitting Earth
Best in the Deep Blue Oceans
Hehe Where Blue Whales Like
me Yes Roam Now And
Explore New True With
No Worries of Target
Audiences or Who Might
Be Watching Hehe True Dancing
And Singing Free Play No Longer Working
For Someone Else’s Play They Are Directing
And Producing of me as A Valuable Commodity
And Servant For Pay
Shining Stars We May
Become Unto Our Authentic Self
And That Reminds me Hehe i Just
Published A Two Week Effort Celebrating
“Nether Land Bible 9 MiLLioN WordS Old 81 Months”
AKA 6 Years And 9 Months of Effort And Only A Subchapter
of “SonG oF My SoUL” 11.4 MiLLioN Words in 9 Years and 6 Months
Of Effort Along With 18,000 Miles of Public Dance As my Wife Busily
Captures Videos of me Currently Celebrating That Milestone And Feat
Note Writing Now mY FRiEnD It’s True Along With “FB Profile Pic Bible”
in 69 Months of Effort at 7.4 MiLLioN Words Also Included in Series of
18 Or So FB Profile Pics Housing 8,000 or So Words Each As the Last
Ongoing Subchapter of “SonG oF mY SouL” Along With “Depth of The
Story” That Solo Thread on the “Wrong Planet Website” Yes NoW in the
30th Month of Effort in 66 Pages NeW Where Each Page Holds A Novel
Sized EPiC Longest Long Form Poem Like the Rest of All 11.4 MiLLioN
Words of “SonG oF mY SoUL” And It’s True Newest Smart Phones Are
No Longer Powerful Enough to Open Up The Bi-Monthly Efforts Like
The One i Just Published at 61,399 Words With Around 300 Photos to
Fully Illustrate It and Scores of YouTube Music Videos to Accompany
Every Word
Yet It’s True
in My View
Life is About
Meeting All Our Human
Potentials We May Excel
For Great Praise and Thanks
For This Gift of Life From A God That is Real
And Present NoW iN ALL oF Existence Including
me and You As True Every Face i Meet And Every
Word i Greet Is Just Another Part of the Miracle and
Real MaGiC of All that is God For Real mY FRiEnD too Big
to Measure
Yes Indeed
Much More
Than i am Able
to Produce as Just Another
Grain of Sand Holding Hands
With the Rest of the Beach That is me too With SMiLes
It’s “Perfectly” Acceptable to me for someone to Lose Their
Mind Yet in Practice it’s Truly Hell to Lose One’s SPiRiT HeART SoUL…
That Much
i Hold
For
Real
With SMiLes Free God Yes
And It’s Okay if No one Reads
my Blog or the Other Few i Just
Copied And Pasted For What i Do
As True It’s All Just Copies and Pastes
in Responses to Others Free Verse Poetically
All Around the Globe Just Like This to Arrive New
in Heaven Now is to Stay mY FRiEnD Naked Enough
Whole Complete
LoVE iN Peace
Always STaRTinG Story NewLY Now
Shining Stars STill Birthing Free We aRe We Do
Happy Easter Less Than A Month Today to Play Again…
i Gave Up
‘Clothes’
For ‘Lent’
It’s Kinda A Tradition
Continuing New to ‘Lose A
MinD EVeR EXPaNDinG SouL MoRE NOW..:)
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I am doing my best to have a calm in the storm.
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Hehe Thanks
Ship 🚢 Mate⚽️
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You’re welcome 😉
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Wonderful write up Gottfried. Cracked me up!😂
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Glad you found humor in me losing my mind 🤣
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