How to handle Surprises

~ Gottfried

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. It took a lot of bribery and corruption to get me to speak. I was shook. I never want to do the same things twice. My life is so full of surprises nothing surprises me anymore.

I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else about what comes out of my mouth. There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved. Because, how dare you love me regardless?

Sometimes I drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver. Life is full of surprises, you don’t know what will hit you. I like surprises. Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make someone laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.

Life is such a surprise. You never know when you’re going to drop dead. There are some near death experiences that give you an idea. If you’ve had up to five, the handwriting is definitely on the wall. Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise.

The best things happen unexpectedly. Sometimes what you’re looking for comes when you’re not looking at all. If you want better days, stop looking for him. He’ll find you. In the middle of the night, if you’re still reading this then trust me you too don’t work.

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself. Surprise yourself by changing your dream to reality. One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn’t do. Surprise me

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80 thoughts on “How to handle Surprises”

  1. Surprise! First Person to Respond

    To Your Surprise! And Yes Indeed

    i Wear A Deep Path into Whatever

    Road i Tend to Go Surprise!!! Oh

    Lord Mr Gottfried i Sure
    Could Use

    A Dammed
    Nap or Even Longer
    Sleep Yet Just Like a
    Child Too Much Going
    On Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing

    And Yes There’s Always A View
    to A Public Killing on the United States News

    Feeling Around i’m All Here Just A Wing on a Breeze Free..:)

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      1. GReaTesT
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          1. “One Day We Will Defy
            Gravity Fly Without Wings,

            Or Gliders” Wow!

            Superb Poetic

            Freest Verse

            Prompt ACross
            Two Blog Posts
            With SMiLes Mr. Gottfried

            Oh By The Way Happy Mother’s

            Day to Your Mother Seems She

            Did A Fine Job of Offspring Here hehe

            Also of Course to Your Wife if That Applies

            Too And Perhaps Even Daughters of Grandchildren

            Not Everyone

            Sheds All
            Their Secrets
            Online Like me hAha…

            True Every Last Holy
            And Sacred Garment Dancing Singing

            Moves And Words True too HAha Yes

            Literally of Course too Yet on COurSE

            Your Wisdom Here “Flying Without Wings

            or Gliders” iS A Wisest Way to Deal With Gravity

            As Balance Is Nature’s Greatest Law For Survival

            And Not Ending Up With too Many Surprises in Negative

            Effects of Actions in Life Karma as Balancing the Body Naturally

            Brings Peace to Mind Body and Soul Whole And When Peace

            Is Total There is No Fear and Room For LoVE RiSinG To Spring

            New Blooms

            of Human

            FLoWeRS

            To Seed Stronger Peace

            in Grace of Balance and

            Love As Foundation For Greatest

            True Will of Strength With SMiLes

            So How to Do This Dance Naked Enough

            Whole Complete Become Sand Sun And Wings Sing

            ‘HeaR’ the MuSiC of God Within PLaYinG All Around God

            Yes ‘SeeinG’ THiS WaY Above So Below Within Inside Outside

            Yes All Around

            Dancing Singing

            Our Milky Way Free

            FRiEnDS With Gravity BeCoMe HoMe

            No Longer Outcast From the All iN

            All Do the All iN ALL Balancing

            Basically The Goal Never
            Ending Now Newly

            RiSinG True

            With Every

            Game

            With A Ball
            Soccer or Basketball
            Same Balance the Ball
            Be The Ball Be THE Earth FLoWinG Free

            Be the Milky Way Whole in Balancing
            Peace in Spiraling Flow Be the Michael

            Jordan in the Zone with His Tongue
            Hanging Out Without A Worry Be

            The Michael Jackson Moon

            Walk Dance Put in The 10,000

            And So Many More HourS ETeRNaLLY
            NoW NeW For Crafts of Loving Living Best

            It’s No Surprise For Those
            New Who Understand What it
            REaLLY Takes NewLY NoW Yes! To

            Truly Make Peace in LoVE iN Peace God Yes Real!
            NeW RiSinG HiGHeR iN HuMaN PoTenTiaLS Always NoW…

            True And i Will Not Lie Always Easier if You STaRT Out This (If Barren Wheeled)
            EnTiRE ReTiRinG Endeavor Financially Independent Yes Naked Enough Whole
            Complete God Yes! WHere Money is No Issue or STRoKinG of Egos Either heHe..:)

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