To be Celebrated

~ Gottfried

We are all here on earth to help others. What on earth the others are here for, I don’t know. Old friend didn’t call me to wish me a happy birthday all day. Later that evening she hit me with ‘I didn’t forget your birthday, I just wanted to prolong the celebration’. She ate that. 

I have a happy personality with a heavy soul, sometimes it gets weird. Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter. So I’m keeping them all for you!

Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen. You know you’re getting old when your year of birth is not easily viewable in the dropdown menu, and you gotta keep scrolling. The beginning of the end. 

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer. Every birthday you don’t celebrate means you’re a step closer to dying. 

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. A day merely survived is no cause for celebration. One minute you’re fun and young. The next minute you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better. 

We do not remember days, we remember moments. Good parties create a temporary youthfulness. The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana. Celebrating another year of shared giggles, inside jokes, and that one dance move we’ll never master. 

Celebrate everything everyday forever. 

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

29 thoughts on “To be Celebrated”

  2. Definitely one of your greatest ones. Brilliantly funny. I would even say that you’re showing signs of sagacious wisdom, but then again I would never say that. What am I crazy?

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  7. Ah Yes Mr Gottfried To Celebrate

    All Of What We Value in Life even
    Less than a Grain of Sand

    That Holds Up a

    Human
    Mountain
    oF LoVE iN Peace For Real

    True They Used to Call me
    “Mighty Fly For A White Boy”
    At Work With Due Sarcasm
    As i Was the EPiToMe of

    Just Another
    ‘Sheldon Cooper’
    Yep Young and Old

    Fast Forward to the Big
    Metro Hall Dance Days
    6 Whole Years Most
    Every Thursday Night

    With College Age Folks

    As Each Thursday the Bouncer
    Said “The Party Doesn’t Start

    Until You Come”

    Indeed Quite a
    Different Celebration
    Than “Dirty White Boy” Indeed

    With
    SMiLes..:)

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      1. “What did the whites do? 😅”

        SMiLes Mr Gottfried It’s Not
        So Much the Color Yet the Ideology

        Of Us Versus Them First ‘They’ Came

        For the Brown Folks With Accents and

        Their Loving Children
        And Now Basically

        ‘They’ Are Shooting
        Themselves in the
        Foot “On 5th Avenue”

        It’s The Human Condition
        Same Archetypes of DarK Versus LiGHT

        And Us Versus Them If Ya Wanna Live

        Ya Either Lay Low in Rome Or Become
        Too Big to See Whatever You Do Chances

        Are You’ll
        Do It Better

        Alive the J Dude
        Said to Give Your
        Life For Your Neighbor

        Is The Greatest Sacrifice

        Yet That’s Lip Service

        Where i’m From

        And Whenever
        The Human Condition
        Comes it’s Always Us Versus

        Them

        Unless Ya
        Become
        me and
        Totally Free
        With Wings Just
        Flying Over the Human Cuckoo’s

        Nest
        Free Yep
        Just Free

        And Still
        Alive With SMiLes

        indeed I’ll Do More Alive
        Better to Be A Goat These Days than Lamb..:)

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