We are all here on earth to help others. What on earth the others are here for, I don’t know. Old friend didn’t call me to wish me a happy birthday all day. Later that evening she hit me with ‘I didn’t forget your birthday, I just wanted to prolong the celebration’. She ate that.
I have a happy personality with a heavy soul, sometimes it gets weird. Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter. So I’m keeping them all for you!

Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen. You know you’re getting old when your year of birth is not easily viewable in the dropdown menu, and you gotta keep scrolling. The beginning of the end.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer. Every birthday you don’t celebrate means you’re a step closer to dying.
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. A day merely survived is no cause for celebration. One minute you’re fun and young. The next minute you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.
We do not remember days, we remember moments. Good parties create a temporary youthfulness. The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana. Celebrating another year of shared giggles, inside jokes, and that one dance move we’ll never master.
Celebrate everything everyday forever.
©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved
My sister decided to start celebrating half birthdays in addition to regular birthdays. Does the extra celebration mean she is aging faster?
Maybe I’ll start celebrating my birthday every other year.
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Happy birthday writer! Cheers to more years of banters 🥂
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Thanks dearest 🤗❤️
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That might be a way to live longer 💕
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If celebrating to feel young makes my sister the winner.
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Definitely one of your greatest ones. Brilliantly funny. I would even say that you’re showing signs of sagacious wisdom, but then again I would never say that. What am I crazy?
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After over 380 posts, this is super high praise. Thank you ❤️
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Heartfelt praise it is – or maybe it’s just indigestion.
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New year, new me.
A year wiser? I’ll be the judge of that👌🤭😎
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What are you trying to say 🤧
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no one likes a quitter…😂
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You know it 😂😂😂
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Thank you for sharing
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You’re welcome dearest ❤️
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good parties create moments
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That you should etch into your mind🤗
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Ah Yes Mr Gottfried To Celebrate
All Of What We Value in Life even
Less than a Grain of Sand
That Holds Up a
Human
Mountain
oF LoVE iN Peace For Real
True They Used to Call me
“Mighty Fly For A White Boy”
At Work With Due Sarcasm
As i Was the EPiToMe of
Just Another
‘Sheldon Cooper’
Yep Young and Old
Fast Forward to the Big
Metro Hall Dance Days
6 Whole Years Most
Every Thursday Night
With College Age Folks
As Each Thursday the Bouncer
Said “The Party Doesn’t Start
Until You Come”
Indeed Quite a
Different Celebration
Than “Dirty White Boy” Indeed
With
SMiLes..:)
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*Hmm Maybe
i Meant “Nerdy White Boy”
hehe..:)
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Oh, much better!
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What did the whites do? 😅
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“What did the whites do? 😅”
SMiLes Mr Gottfried It’s Not
So Much the Color Yet the Ideology
Of Us Versus Them First ‘They’ Came
For the Brown Folks With Accents and
Their Loving Children
And Now Basically
‘They’ Are Shooting
Themselves in the
Foot “On 5th Avenue”
It’s The Human Condition
Same Archetypes of DarK Versus LiGHT
And Us Versus Them If Ya Wanna Live
Ya Either Lay Low in Rome Or Become
Too Big to See Whatever You Do Chances
Are You’ll
Do It Better
Alive the J Dude
Said to Give Your
Life For Your Neighbor
Is The Greatest Sacrifice
Yet That’s Lip Service
Where i’m From
And Whenever
The Human Condition
Comes it’s Always Us Versus
Them
Unless Ya
Become
me and
Totally Free
With Wings Just
Flying Over the Human Cuckoo’s
Nest
Free Yep
Just Free
And Still
Alive With SMiLes
indeed I’ll Do More Alive
Better to Be A Goat These Days than Lamb..:)
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Turning down the volume of a car to see properly is very valid 😂😂
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Especially after running into something unlikely 🤧
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this is hands down a very wonderful piece
One moment you’re giggling the next moment you’re thinking hard
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You’ve just summarised what Banter Republic is all about 🤗
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I’m in the league with the Mad Hatter. I celebrate un-birthdays as well as birthdays. 🤣😎🙃
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Hahaha fairs!
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